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There are 63 misheard song lyrics for The Rembrandts on amIright currently.
"I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to fall)
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you (When the rain starts to pour)
"I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
Like a big candy bowl.
Like a big candy bowl.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before.
Like I've been there before.
"I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
When your brain starts to thaw.
When your brain starts to thaw.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour.
When the rain starts to pour.
"I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like you all get stuck in second year.
Original Lyrics:
It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
"I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like you're always f*cking second gear
Original Lyrics:
It's Like you're always stuck in second gear
"I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So no one told you life was gonna be this gay
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your mom might be away.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When you haven't took a bath in a month, or even a year.
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your mom might be away.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When you haven't took a bath in a month, or even a year.
Original Lyrics:
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
"I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it happens in your day, we give off goop in your ear.
Original Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year
"I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day we all come home and wee in your ear
Original Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year
"I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day we grow up, and you're here
Original Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year.
"I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day you weep in your hands or keeping you near.
Original Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year.
"I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, we come up and breathe in your ear.
Original Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
"I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, well, we'll come home and live in your ear.
Original Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year.
"I'll Be There For You (Friends Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
love lights be a way
Original Lyrics:
love life's D.O.A.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
Like a big candy bowl.
Like a big candy bowl.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before.
Like I've been there before.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
When your face starts to fall.
When your face starts to fall.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour.
When the rain starts to pour.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll eat chairs for you
When McBain starts to fall
I'll eat chairs for you
Like I ate chairs before
I'll eat chairs for you
'Cause you're there for me, too.
When McBain starts to fall
I'll eat chairs for you
Like I ate chairs before
I'll eat chairs for you
'Cause you're there for me, too.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me, too.
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you're there for me, too.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like you're always stuck in secretaries
Original Lyrics:
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My love life's the always.
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My lovelife's the old way
Original Lyrics:
Your lovelife's D.O.A
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone to face the day with
To make it through our little nest with.
To make it through our little nest with.
Original Lyrics:
Someone to face the day with.
Make it through all the rest with.
Make it through all the rest with.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day we see your up and even you're here.
Original Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day or week, or month, or even your year.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, we can all live in your ear.
Original Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, you weep for months or even a year.
Original Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You burned your breakfast stovetop
Things are going great.
Things are going great.
Original Lyrics:
You burned your breakfast
So far, things are going great.
So far, things are going great.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You burned your breakfast
Soap box things are going great
Soap box things are going great
Original Lyrics:
You burned your breakfast
So far things are going great
So far things are going great
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still in bed at Ted's
And work again at Ace
You've earned your breakfast so far
Things are going Grace
And work again at Ace
You've earned your breakfast so far
Things are going Grace
Original Lyrics:
You're still in bed at ten
But work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast so far
Things are going great
But work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast so far
Things are going great
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still in bed at ten and work again at eight
You've earned your breakfast so far things are going great.
You've earned your breakfast so far things are going great.
Original Lyrics:
You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast so far things are going great.
You've burned your breakfast so far things are going great.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've burned your breakfast sofa, things are going great.
Original Lyrics:
You've burned your breakfast; so far, things are going great.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've burnt the breckfast sofa
Things aren't going great.
Things aren't going great.
Original Lyrics:
You burned your breakfast
So far, things are going great.
So far, things are going great.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your job's a jilted road
you love life anyway
you love life anyway
Original Lyrics:
Your job's a joke, you're broke
your love life's D.O.A.
your love life's D.O.A.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your job's a joke, you're broke,
you loved life the old way
you loved life the old way
Original Lyrics:
Your job's a joke, you're broke,
your love life's D.O.A.
your love life's D.O.A.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your luck must be away.
Your luck must be away.
Original Lyrics:
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A.
Your love life's D.O.A.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your job's the joke you wrote,
your love lasts anyway
your love lasts anyway
Original Lyrics:
Your job's a joke, you're broke,
your lovelife's DOA
your lovelife's DOA
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your jobs a joke, you throw
You're love life's de-arranged.
You're love life's de-arranged.
Original Lyrics:
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A.
Your love life's D.O.A.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love life's been away.
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love life's deal a lay
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's DOA
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love life's steal away.
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love life's the always.
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love life's the old way
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love likes Dee Olay
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
"I'll Be There For You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love's like the old way.
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
"I'll Be There for You (Friends Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be an a**hole to you
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
"I'll Be There for You (Friends Theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be dead for you 'cause you're dead for me too
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you 'cause you're there for me too
"I'll Be There for You (Theme from Friends)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're still in bed at ten, and work again at eight
You've earned your breakfast so far, things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world
Was brought, you're down on your knees and
You've earned your breakfast so far, things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world
Was brought, you're down on your knees and
Original Lyrics:
You're still in bed at ten, and work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast. So far things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world
Has brought you down to your knees that
You've burned your breakfast. So far things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world
Has brought you down to your knees that
"I'll Be There for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you've been longer, too
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you're there for me, too
"I'll Be There for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause you've been longer, too
Original Lyrics:
'cause you're there for me, too
"I'll Be There for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be back for you
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
"I'll Be There for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be dead for you
When Lorraine starts to bore
I'll be dead for you
Like I've been dead before
I'll be dead for you
'Cause you've been for me, too
When Lorraine starts to bore
I'll be dead for you
Like I've been dead before
I'll be dead for you
'Cause you've been for me, too
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you've been for me, too
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
I'll be there for you
'Cause you've been for me, too
"I'll Be There for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be dead for you
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there for you
"I'll Be There for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in debt for you
Original Lyrics:
I'll Be There for You
"I'll Be There for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like you're always stuck in second year
When it hasn't been your day, your wheat, your monk
Or even you're here
When it hasn't been your day, your wheat, your monk
Or even you're here
Original Lyrics:
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year
"I'll Be There for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like I've been bad before
Original Lyrics:
Like I've been there before
"I'll Be There for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, we come on, believin' you're here.
Original Lyrics:
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month or even your year.
"I'll Be There for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When your raise starts to fall
Original Lyrics:
When the rain starts to pour
"I'll Be There for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your job's a joke you're broke,
You're white so it's ok
You're white so it's ok
Original Lyrics:
Your job's a joke you're broke,
Your love life's D.O.A.
Your love life's D.O.A.
"I'll Be There for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your job's a joker broke
Your love life be away
Your love life be away
Original Lyrics:
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A.
Your love life's D.O.A.
"I'll Be There for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love's like Frito-Lay
Original Lyrics:
Your love life's D.O.A.
"I’ll Be There for You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love’s like Chick-fil-A
Original Lyrics:
Your love life’s D.O.A.
"Johnny Have You Seen Her?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can hit me in the eyes and tell this heart of mine
Original Lyrics:
Can you look me in the eyes and tell if I am blind
"Just The Way It Is, Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bambi
That's just the way it is, Bambi.
That's just the way it is, Bambi.
Original Lyrics:
Baby
That's just the way it is, baby.
That's just the way it is, baby.
"Just The Way It Is, Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
David
That's just the way it is, David.
That's just the way it is, David.
Original Lyrics:
Baby
That's just the way it is, baby.
That's just the way it is, baby.
"Just the Way It Is, Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you remember once upon a tom when you were mom?
Original Lyrics:
Do you remember once upon a time when you were mine?
"Just the Way It Is, Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You spilled it out with blackened eyes
Original Lyrics:
You spelled it out in black and white
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