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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> R -> Real Thing

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Real Thing that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 9 misheard song lyrics for Real Thing on amIright currently.

"Can You Feel The Force?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feed the horse?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the force?
"Can You Feel The Force?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you feel the farts?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the force?
"Can You Feel The Force" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you fill the void?
Original Lyrics:
Can you feel the force?
"Love's Such A Wonderful Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lift up your trousers and sing
Original Lyrics:
Love's such a wonderful thing
"You To Me Are Everything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and take the vest off me
Original Lyrics:
Come on and take the rest of me
"You To Me Are Everything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To you I guess I'm just a cloud who picks you up each time you're down
OR
To you I guess I'm just a clone who picks you up each time you're down
Original Lyrics:
To you I guess I'm just a clown who picks you up each time you're down
"You to Me Are Everything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I could move a mountain when your hand is on my gland
Original Lyrics:
I could move a mountain when your hand is in my hand
"You to Me Are Everything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To you I guess I'm just a crown who picks you up each time you're down
Original Lyrics:
To you I guess I'm just a clown who picks you up each time you're down
"You to Me Are Everything" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You give me just a taste of blood
To build my hopes upon
Original Lyrics:
You give me just a taste of love
To build my hopes upon

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