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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Chris Rea that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 41 misheard song lyrics for Chris Rea on amIright currently.

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"Auberge"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the half past train
Original Lyrics:
On the hard fast train
"Auberge"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road to games
or
On the road to gay
Original Lyrics:
On the road to gain
"Auberge"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the life
Original Lyrics:
This is the light
"Diamonds"
Misheard Lyrics:
My love, she'd only eat diamonds
Original Lyrics:
My love, she don't need diamonds
My love has expensive taste!
"Driving Home For Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take a look at the driver next to me
He's just insane
Just insane
Original Lyrics:
I take a look at the driver next to me
He's just the same
Just the same
"Driving Home For Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take look at the driver next to me
He's just as gay
Original Lyrics:
I take look at the driver next to me
He's just the same
"Driving Home For Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your holy crown.
Original Lyrics:
Get my feet on holy ground.
"Driving Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But soon there'll be a heat wave
Original Lyrics:
But soon there'll be a freeway
"Driving Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But soon there'll be a three-way yeah
Original Lyrics:
But soon there'll be a freeway yeah
"Driving Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Driving in your bra
Driving home for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Driving in my car
Driving home for Christmas
"Driving Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get my feet on holy grail
Original Lyrics:
Get my feet on holy ground
"Driving Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't wait to see those faeces
Original Lyrics:
I can't wait to see those faces
"Driving Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take look at the driver next to me,
He's just insane
Original Lyrics:
I take look at the driver next to me,
He's just the same
"Driving Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I take look at the driver next to me,
He's on cocaine
Original Lyrics:
I take look at the driver next to me,
He's just the same
"Driving Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm driving home for Christmas, yeah
While I'm doing another line
Original Lyrics:
I'm driving home for Christmas, yeah
Well, I'm moving down that line
"Driving Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m dining out for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I’m driving home for Christmas
"Driving Home for Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Omicron for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
Driving home for Christmas
"Fool (If You Think It's Over)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your day get sober.
Original Lyrics:
Fool if you think it's over.
"Fool (If You Think It's Over)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall if you think you're sober.
Original Lyrics:
Fool if you think it's over.
"Fool (If You Think It's Over)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God's usin' you.
Original Lyrics:
Got years and years.
"Fool (If You Think It's Over)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moo If You Think It's Over.
Original Lyrics:
Fool if you think it's over.
"Fool (If You Think It's Over)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Poo if you think it's over
Original Lyrics:
Fool if you think it's over
"Fool (If You Think It's Over)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Save your tears, God gives and gives
Original Lyrics:
So save your tears
Got years and years.
"Fool (If You Think It's Over)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So save your tears
God gives and gives.
Original Lyrics:
So save your tears
Got years and years.
"Fool (If You Think It's Over)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So save your tears
God isn't here.
Original Lyrics:
So save your tears
Got years and years.
I was so relieved when I searched for the lyrics on the Internet.
"Fool (If You Think It's Over)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well save your tears, God gives in years
The page is seventeen
Are really lonely dreams
Save your crying for the day
Original Lyrics:
Well save your tears, you got years and years
The pains of seventeen's
Unreal they're only dreams
Save your crying for the day
"Fool (If You Think It's Over)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who do you think is sober?
Original Lyrics:
Fool if you think is over
"Fool (If You Think It's Over)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who do you think it's over?
Original Lyrics:
Fool if you think it's over.
"Fool (If You Think It's Over)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who duck you think it's over
Original Lyrics:
Fool if you think it's over
"Fool (If You Think It's Over)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your brown eyes always cry with pain
At the first look at the morning sun.
Original Lyrics:
Newborn eyes always cry with pain
At the first look at the morning sun.
"Fool (If You Think It’s Over)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Save your tickets
Original Lyrics:
Save your tears
"God's Great Banana Skin"
Misheard Lyrics:
God's great, but man has skin
Original Lyrics:
God's great banana skin
"Julia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes so fried
Original Lyrics:
Eyes so bright
"Let's Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're caught in a world full of cheer
Original Lyrics:
We're caught in a world full of tears
"Stainsby Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some guys stole your car
Original Lyrics:
Some guys stole your heart
"Tell Me There's a Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
You saw a snout?
Original Lyrics:
You saw a smile?
"The Road to Hell (Part II)"
Misheard Lyrics:
This ain’t no ideological discourse,
Oh no, this is the road to hell.
Original Lyrics:
This ain’t no technological breakdown,
Oh no, this is the road to hell.
"The Road to Hell (Part ii)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A soldier's bits of paper flying away from you.
Original Lyrics:
It's all just bits of paper flying away from you.
"The Road to Hell (Part ii)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It boils with every person you can think of
Original Lyrics:
It boils with every poison you can think of
"The Road to Hell (Part ii)"
Misheard Lyrics:
These ain't up on Jingelby Freeway
Original Lyrics:
These ain't no upwardly mobile freeway
"You Can Go Your Own Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
A train around
Original Lyrics:
A chain around

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