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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Presidents of the United States of America that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 72 misheard song lyrics for The Presidents of the United States of America on amIright currently.
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"Cleveland Rocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the enemies calling me
Original Lyrics:
All this energy calling me
"Cleveland Rocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the little chicks with the crimson t*ts
Original Lyrics:
All the little girls with the crimson lips
The theme from 'The Drew Carey Show'.
"Cleveland Rocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Greenland lost! Greenland lost!
Original Lyrics:
Cleveland rocks! Cleveland rocks!
"Cleveland Rocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's such a cruel attitude
Original Lyrics:
It's such a crude attitude
The theme from 'The Drew Carey Show'.
"Cleveland Rocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's such a group attitude
Original Lyrics:
It's such a crude attitude
"Cleveland Rocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in sin where the safety's been
Original Lyrics:
Living in sin with a safety pin
"Cleveland Rocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in sin where the state begins
Original Lyrics:
Living in sin with a safety pin
"Cleveland Rocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living with Sid and a safety pin
Go "Cleveland rust! Cleveland rust!"
Go "Cleveland rust! Cleveland rust!"
Original Lyrics:
Living in sin with a safety pin
Go "Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks!"
Go "Cleveland Rocks! Cleveland Rocks!"
"Cleveland Rocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mamma knows but she don't care
She's got her worries too
Seven kids and a blow-up-bear
And the rent is due
She's got her worries too
Seven kids and a blow-up-bear
And the rent is due
Original Lyrics:
Mamma knows but she don't care
She's got her worries too
Seven kids and a phoney affair
And the rent is due
She's got her worries too
Seven kids and a phoney affair
And the rent is due
"Cleveland Rocks" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven kids and a pony up there
Original Lyrics:
Seven kids and a phony affair
"Kitty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A kitty I'm a fool and I want to touch it.
Original Lyrics:
A kitty at my foot and I want to touch it.
"Kitty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A kitty ate my food and I want to touch it
Original Lyrics:
A kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
"Kitty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A kitty on my Ford and I wanna touch it.
Original Lyrics:
A kitty at my foot and I want to touch it.
"Kitty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A kitty, I'm a fool, and I want to touch it.
Original Lyrics:
Kitty on my foot, and I want to touch it.
"Kitty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty at my foot and I want a dutch chick
Original Lyrics:
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
"Kitty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
or
Kitty ate my food and I want to touch it
or
Kitty ate my food and I want to touch it
Original Lyrics:
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it
"Kitty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty did a poo, I don't wanna touch it
Kitty did a poo and I don't want to touch it
Touch it
Don't wanna touch it
S****y, s****y, s****y, s****y, s****, s****y, Kitty
Kitty did a poo and I don't want to touch it.
Kitty did a poo and I don't want to touch it
Touch it
Don't wanna touch it
S****y, s****y, s****y, s****y, s****, s****y, Kitty
Kitty did a poo and I don't want to touch it.
Original Lyrics:
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Touch it
Wanna touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it.
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it
Touch it
Wanna touch it
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, touch it
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it.
"Kitty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty in the pool and her mom did it.
Original Lyrics:
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it.
"Kitty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty on the floor and I wanna touch it.
Original Lyrics:
A kitty on my foot and I want to touch it.
"Kitty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty's in a war and I want protection.
Original Lyrics:
Kitty on my foot and I wanna touch it.
"Kitty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty's in a war and it needs protection
Original Lyrics:
Kitty at the door and I wanna touch it
"Kitty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kitty, I'm a food and I want to touch it.
Original Lyrics:
Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it.
"Kitty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost in his little yellow round dyke.
Original Lyrics:
Lost in his little yellow round eye.
"Little Blue Dune Buggy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little blue dudes bug me.
Original Lyrics:
Little blue dune buggy
"Lump" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A dump sat alone in a boggy marsh.
Original Lyrics:
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh.
"Lump" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Barney lost his leg in a bloody fight.
Original Lyrics:
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh.
"Lump" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost and alone in a boggy marsh.
Original Lyrics:
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh.
"Lump" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lump followed out of a bloody marsh.
Original Lyrics:
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh.
"Lump" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lump lingered lasting lime for brains
Original Lyrics:
Lump lingered last in line for brains
"Lump" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lump sum alone gonna bog you down?
Original Lyrics:
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
"Lump" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lump throwed up into Lump's pajamas.
Original Lyrics:
Mud flowed up into Lump's pajamas.
"Lump" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mud flowed up in her lost pajamas.
Original Lyrics:
Mud flowed up into Lump's pajamas.
"Lump" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mud flowed up into Lump's vagina
Original Lyrics:
Mud flowed up into Lump's pajamas
"Lump" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She totally confused all the passing cars.
Original Lyrics:
She totally confused all the passing piranhas.
"Lump" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's lump
She's my bean dip.
or
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
She might be deaf.
She's my bean dip.
or
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
She might be deaf.
Original Lyrics:
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump
She might be dead.
She might be dead.
"Lump" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's love, she's love, she's love
Original Lyrics:
She's lump, she's lump, she's lump
"Lump" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's luck, she's luck, and she might be dead.
Original Lyrics:
She's lump, she's lump, and she might be dead.
"Lump" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's up, she's up, she's in my head.
Get this song out of my head, I say no
Get this song out of my head, I say no
Original Lyrics:
She's lump, she's lump, she's in my head.
Is this lump out of my head I think so
Is this lump out of my head I think so
"Mach 5" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will survive, I'm mummified
Original Lyrics:
I will survive in my Mach 5
"Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bitches come from a can
Original Lyrics:
Peaches come from a can
"Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna meet a lot of bitches
Original Lyrics:
Gonna eat a lot of peaches
"Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I had my middle weight,
I'd eat peaches everyday
I'd eat peaches everyday
Original Lyrics:
If I had my little way,
I'd eat peaches every day
I'd eat peaches every day
"Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of bitches
Original Lyrics:
Millions of peaches
"Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Millions of feces, feces for me
Original Lyrics:
Millions of peaches, peaches for me
"Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move into the country, gonna feed a lotta bitches,
or
Move into the country, gonna see a lotta breeches,
or
Move into the country, gonna need a lotta bridges
or
Move into the country, gonna see a lotta breeches,
or
Move into the country, gonna need a lotta bridges
Original Lyrics:
Movin' to the country, gonna eat a lotta peaches
"Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move into the country
Gonna eat a lotta bittches
Gonna eat a lotta bittches
Original Lyrics:
Movin' to the country
Gonna eat a lotta peaches.
Gonna eat a lotta peaches.
"Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Movin' to the country gonna eat a lot of people
Original Lyrics:
Moving to the country, going to eat a lot of peaches.
"Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moving out of the country, gonna seat me a lotta leaches.
Original Lyrics:
Moving to the country, going to eat a lot of peaches.
"Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moving to the country
I'm gonna eat a lot of pigeons
I'm gonna eat a lot of pigeons
Original Lyrics:
Moving to the country
I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
I'm gonna eat a lot of peaches
"Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moving to the country
Going to eat me a lot of pigeons
Going to eat me a lot of pigeons
Original Lyrics:
Moving to the country
Going to eat me a lot of peaches
Going to eat me a lot of peaches
"Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put my finger down his side
Make a little room for my hand to hide.
Make a little room for my hand to hide.
Original Lyrics:
Put my finger down inside
Make a little room for an ant to hide.
Make a little room for an ant to hide.
"Peaches"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put my finger down inside
Make a little room for a man to hide
OR
Make a little room for him to hide
Make a little room for a man to hide
OR
Make a little room for him to hide
Original Lyrics:
Put my finger down inside
Make a little room for an ant to hide.
Make a little room for an ant to hide.
"Some Postman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our son is getting high
Original Lyrics:
The sun is getting high
"Video Killed The Radio Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I understand the problems you can see
Original Lyrics:
And now I understand the supernova scene
"Video Killed The Radio Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They took the credit for your second symphony
we were about machine, a new technology
And now I understand the broken you can see
Oh-a oh a magic children
Oh-a oh a digital man
we were about machine, a new technology
And now I understand the broken you can see
Oh-a oh a magic children
Oh-a oh a digital man
Original Lyrics:
They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine and new technology
And now I understand the problems you can see
Oh-a oh I met your children
Oh-a oh what did you tell them?
Rewritten by machine and new technology
And now I understand the problems you can see
Oh-a oh I met your children
Oh-a oh what did you tell them?
"Video Killed The Radio Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They took the credit for your set of sympathy
Re-written by machine in my technology
And now I understand the problems of your scheme
Oh-a-oh, its for the children
Oh-a-oh, and did you tell them that
Re-written by machine in my technology
And now I understand the problems of your scheme
Oh-a-oh, its for the children
Oh-a-oh, and did you tell them that
Original Lyrics:
They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine and new technology
And now I understand the problems you can see
Oh-a oh I met your children
Oh-a oh what did you tell them?
Rewritten by machine and new technology
And now I understand the problems you can see
Oh-a oh I met your children
Oh-a oh what did you tell them?
"Video Killed The Radio Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Video guiled at the radio store.
Original Lyrics:
Video killed the radio star.
"Video Killed the Radio Star" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh-a oh, I raped your children.
Original Lyrics:
Oh-a oh, I met your children.
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