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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> P -> Cole Porter

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cole Porter that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 4 misheard song lyrics for Cole Porter on amIright currently.

"Anything Goes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If spare limbs you like
Original Lyrics:
If bare limbs you like
"Heaven Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Other Heaven's hairy mortals
All the Heaven's hairy mortals
Calling Heaven's hairy mortals.
Original Lyrics:
Up in Heaven's happy portals
"I Love Paris" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love carrots
Original Lyrics:
I love Paris
"What Is This Thing Called Love?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What is this thing called love?
This funny thing called love?
Just who can solve it's Mr. E
And why should he make a fool of me?
Original Lyrics:
What is this thing called love?
This funny thing called love?
Just who can solve its mystery
And why should it make a fool of me?

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