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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Pixies that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 153 misheard song lyrics for Pixies on amIright currently.
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"Alec Eiffel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little life form, little life form
or
In a lifeboat, in a lifeboat
or
In a lifeboat, in a lifeboat
Original Lyrics:
Little Eiffel, little Eiffel
"Alec Eiffel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little lifeboat, little lifeboat
Little lifeboat stands in the yacht's way.
Little lifeboat stands in the yacht's way.
Original Lyrics:
Little Eiffel, little Eiffel
Little Eiffel stands in the archway.
Little Eiffel stands in the archway.
"Alec Eiffel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little light bulb, little light bulb.
Original Lyrics:
Little Eiffel, Little Eiffel.
"Bone Machine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your bone's got a little mushy.
Original Lyrics:
Your bone's got a little machine.
"Broken Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The little thing who loves my mother
Speaks no English.
Speaks no English.
Original Lyrics:
The little thing who does my laundry
Speaks no English.
Speaks no English.
"Broken Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was this man who snapped his poke
In little pieces.
In little pieces.
Original Lyrics:
There was this man who smashed his brain
In little pieces.
In little pieces.
"Broken Face" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatever I say is only spit.
Original Lyrics:
Where there were eyes, there's only space.
"Cactus" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting here wishing all the s**** flow.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting here wishing on the cement floor.
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Europe's so groovy, I want you to know!
Original Lyrics:
Girlie so groovy, ha ha ha ho!
I have no excuse.
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God is so groovy, oooh how how!
Original Lyrics:
Girlie so groovy, ha ha ha ho!
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Got me a moomin.
or
Got me a moon-man.
or
Got me a moon-man.
Original Lyrics:
Got me a movie.
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a Shrek and I lose ya
Original Lyrics:
I am un chien Andalusia.
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am ashamed! I could lose ya!
Original Lyrics:
I am un chein Andalusia.
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am moon shine, I can loosen ya!
Original Lyrics:
I am un chein Andalusia.
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am moonshine and alucia.
Original Lyrics:
I am un chien Andalusia.
The actual lyric pertains to a wonderful surreal piece of film from the 1920s, entitled 'Un Chien Andalou'. I am a huge fan of the film, although I never made the connection in the lyrics of the song.
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am moonshine, and I'll lose ya.
Original Lyrics:
I am un chien andalusia.
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am one shining magna lucia
Original Lyrics:
I am un chien andalusia
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am ooh. . . Shit! I could lose ya
Original Lyrics:
I am un chien Andalusia
The French phrase translates 'an Andalusian dog' and is actually one of a few references in this song to the 1928 short film 'Un Chien Andalou' cowritten/codirected by artist Salvador Dali. Another reference to the film in this song is 'Got me a movie / Slicing up eyeballs'
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am oooh - Chet! I could lose ya!
Original Lyrics:
I am un chein andalusia.
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am rude. Shutup! I could lose ya
Original Lyrics:
I am un chien Andalusia
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am un chien andalusia.
Original Lyrics:
I am un, chien, on the loose yeah.
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am unchained and all loose, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
I am un chein andalusia.
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a 'Gee! And to lose you!'.
Original Lyrics:
I am a chien andalusia.
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a chain, and I'll lose ya.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Chien Andalucien.
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna shake and abuse ya.
Original Lyrics:
But I am un chien andalusia.
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like oohh sh*t and I lose ya
Original Lyrics:
I am un chein Andalusia
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got moon-shine, I could loose ya!!
Original Lyrics:
I am un chein Andalusia.
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Moon! Shag! I am Lucifer
I am the one!
I am the one!
Original Lyrics:
Un chein Andalusia
I am un chein Andalusia.
I am un chein Andalusia.
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slicing a Bible
or
Slicing a bottle
or
Slice in a bottle
or
Slicing a bottle
or
Slice in a bottle
Original Lyrics:
Slicing up eyeballs
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slicing a Bible
or
Slicing a bottle
or
Slicing a bottle
Original Lyrics:
Slicing up eyeballs
"Debaser" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trick I ain't gonna lose ya I ain't in the mood
Original Lyrics:
I am un chien Andalusia
"Dig For Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you looking for the pot of gold?
F*** no!
F*** no!
Original Lyrics:
Are you looking for the mother lode?
Huh? No.
Huh? No.
"Dig for Fire" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you looking for the pot of gold?
F*** no!
F*** no!
Original Lyrics:
Are you looking for the mother load?
Huh? No.
Huh? No.
"Gigantic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A bar, a bar, a bar, a salad bar
Gigantic, Gigantic, Gigantic
A big, big lunch
Gigantic, Gigantic, Gigantic
A big, big lunch
Original Lyrics:
Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul, let's have a ball
Gigantic, Gigantic, Gigantic
A big, big love
Gigantic, Gigantic, Gigantic
A big, big love
"Gigantic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A big big dog
Original Lyrics:
A big big love
Editor's note: Yes the song is about a dog, hence the dog on the cover of the single. But according to most of the lyrics' web pages, it is still 'love'.
"Gigantic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's party, party party
Let's have a ball
Let's have a ball
or
A party, party, party
A salad bar
A salad bar
or
A party, party, party
A salad bar
A salad bar
Original Lyrics:
Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul,
Let's Have A Ball
Let's Have A Ball
"Gigantic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Epaulettes and bum
Original Lyrics:
Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul, let's have a ball
"Gigantic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gigantic, gigantic!
Gigantic, a beeping love!
Gigantic, a beeping love!
Original Lyrics:
Gigantic, gigantic!
Gigantic, a big big love!
Gigantic, a big big love!
"Gigantic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gigantic, gigantic!
Gigantic, a big Beagle
Gigantic, a big Beagle
Original Lyrics:
Gigantic, gigantic!
Gigantic, a big big love!
Gigantic, a big big love!
"Gigantic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gigantic, gigantic!
Gigantic, big big long!
Gigantic, big big long!
Original Lyrics:
Gigantic, gigantic!
Gigantic, a big big love!
Gigantic, a big big love!
"Gigantic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul
Let's have a ball
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big, big ball.
Let's have a ball
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big, big ball.
Original Lyrics:
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big, big love.
A big, big love.
"Gigantic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Paul; hey, Paul; hey Paul, the terrible
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A great big hole
or
A great big whore.
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A great big hole
or
A great big whore.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Paul; hey, Paul; hey, Paul, let's have a ball
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big, big love.
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
A big, big love.
"Gigantic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
RuPaul, RuPaul, RuPaul
Let's have a ball!
Let's have a ball!
Original Lyrics:
Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul
Let's have a ball!
Let's have a ball!
"Gigantic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They pile, they pile, they pile the salad bar
Original Lyrics:
Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul let's have a ball
"Gigantic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk her every day
Into a s****y place.
Into a s****y place.
Original Lyrics:
Walk her every day
Into a shady place.
Into a shady place.
"Gigantic" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're guilty, you're guilty, you're guilty
Of big, big love
Of big, big love
Original Lyrics:
Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul, let's have a ball
Gigantic, Gigantic, Gigantic
A big, big love
Gigantic, Gigantic, Gigantic
A big, big love
"Here Comes Your Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside the family store
Original Lyrics:
Outside the family stew
"Here Comes Your Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside there's a Boxcar Willie
Original Lyrics:
Outside there's a boxcar waiting
"Hey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But ya' ain't, but ya' ain't.
or
Chicken hey, chicken hey.
or
Chicken hey, chicken hey.
Original Lyrics:
We're chained, we're chained.
"Hey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Po-chain, po-chain-ai-ai-ain
Original Lyrics:
We're chained, we're chained.
"Hey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Reject the pain, reject the pain.
Original Lyrics:
We're chained, we're chained.
"Hey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That sound that your mother makes when the bacon breaks!
Original Lyrics:
That sound that your mother makes when the baby breaks!
"Hey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sound that the mother makes when the baker breaks!
Original Lyrics:
The sound that the mother makes when the baby breaks!
"Hey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sound that the mother makes
When her finger breaks.
When her finger breaks.
Original Lyrics:
The sound that the mother makes
When the baby breaks.
When the baby breaks.
"Hey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What changed, what changed
Original Lyrics:
We're chained, we're chained.
"I Bleed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all the while, my mind secedes
Original Lyrics:
And all the while, as vampires feed
"I Bleed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This love is h***, I'm screaming out.
Original Lyrics:
As loud as h***, a ringing bell.
"La La Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake your butt (nice guitars).
Original Lyrics:
Shake your butt! (Not too hard!)
"La La Love You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake your butt! (Nice a**!)
Original Lyrics:
Shake your butt! (Not too hard!)
"Monkey Gone To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if the devil has sex then, God, it's Heaven.
Original Lyrics:
And if the Devil is Six, then God is Seven.
"Monkey Gone To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if the devil is sex, then god is the devil.
Original Lyrics:
And if the Devil is Six, then God is Seven.
"Monkey Gone To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If man is fire
Then the devil is sex
Then God is Heaven.
Then the devil is sex
Then God is Heaven.
Original Lyrics:
If man is five
Then the devil is six
Then God is seven.
Then the devil is six
Then God is seven.
"Monkey Gone To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This Monday's bound to happen.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Monkey Gone To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This monk has gone to Heaven.
or
This funk has gone to Heaven.
or
This funky's gone to Heaven.
or
This funk has gone to Heaven.
or
This funky's gone to Heaven.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Monkey Gone To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This monk has gone to Heaven.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Monkey Gone To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This monk has gone to heaven
Original Lyrics:
This Monkey's gone to heaven
"Monkey Gone To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This monk is bound to happen.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Monkey Gone To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This mud is far too heavy.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Monkey Gone To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This one keeps going to Heaven.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Monkey Gone To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This punk has gone to Heaven.
or
This funk has gone to Heaven.
or
This funk has gone to Heaven.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Monkey Gone To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This smoke is going to Heaven.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Monkey Gone To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This smoke is going to hurt me.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Monkey Gone To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This time it's bound to happen.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Monkey Gone To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This time, it's going to happen.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Monkey Gone to Heavan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's bound to happen.
Original Lyrics:
This monkeys gone to Heaven.
"Monkey Gone to Heavan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This must be stars from heavan
Original Lyrics:
This monkeys gone to heavan
"Monkey Gone to Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This month is going to happen
or
The wasn't going to happen
or
The wasn't going to happen
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to heaven
"Monkey Gone to Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This Monday's gone to Heaven.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Monkey Gone to Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This bum is bound to happen.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Monkey Gone to Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This mud is far too heavy.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Monkey Gone to Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This one is mine to heaven
or
This one is nine to seven
or
This one is nine to seven
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to heaven
"Monkey Gone to Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This swamp goes on forever.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Monkey's Gone To Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If man is fire, then the devil is sick.
Original Lyrics:
If man is five, then the devil is six.
"Monkey's Gone to Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This fun is going to happen.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Mr. Grieves" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you have a jalapeno?
or
Do you have another peanut?
or
Do you have another pinion?
or
Do you have another peanut?
or
Do you have another pinion?
Original Lyrics:
Do you have another opinion?
"Nimrod's Son" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate people, well I'll be damned.
Original Lyrics:
Shock the people, well I'll be damned.
"Number 13 Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a tattoed ticket, say number 13.
Original Lyrics:
Got a tattoed tit, say number 13.
"Number 13 Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in a station, I'm in a seat.
Original Lyrics:
I'm in a state, I'm in a state.
"Planet Of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rip the clitoris out
Original Lyrics:
Rhythmically to resound
"Planet of Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another day in my hot pants
I picked a manual transmission.
I picked a manual transmission.
Original Lyrics:
One fine day in my odd past
I picked me up a transmission.
I picked me up a transmission.
"River Euphrates" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give your tie to River Phoenix.
Original Lyrics:
Ride the Tiger down the River Euphrates.
"River Euphrates" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lions and tigers and tigers and bears.
Original Lyrics:
Ride your tire down the River Euphrates.
"River Euphrates" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride the Tigris, yeah, the River Euphrates.
or
Ride your tire down the River Euphrates.
or
Ride your tire down the River Euphrates.
Original Lyrics:
Let's ride the Tiger down River Euphrates.
"River Euphrates" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ride the tiger down the River Euphrates
Original Lyrics:
Ride your tire down the River Euphrates
"Tame" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lips like Cinderella
Must be having a good shave.
Must be having a good shave.
Original Lyrics:
Got hips like Cinderella
Must be having a good shame.
Must be having a good shame.
"There Goes My Gun" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Des grosses madonnes (in French)
Original Lyrics:
There goes my gun
"This Monkey's Gone To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If man is five then the devil is sick
or
If man is alive then the devil is sick.
or
If man is alive then the devil is sick.
Original Lyrics:
If man is five then the devil is six.
"This Monkey's Gone To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
This monk is mine to happen.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"This Monkey's Gone To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
This month it's going to happen.
Original Lyrics:
This monkey's gone to Heaven.
"Velouria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cattle in Korea
They can really moo
They can really moo
Original Lyrics:
Traveling career
She can really move
She can really move
"Velouria" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the genius of chastity.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the tears of Shastasheen.
"Wave Of Mutilation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Age of mutilation
or
Rage of mutilation
or
Rage of mutilation
Original Lyrics:
Wave of mutilation
"Wave of Mutilation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Couldn't find a way to marry a nun
Original Lyrics:
Could find my way to Mariana
"Wave of Mutilation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I kissed my niece
The one with anemia.
The one with anemia.
Original Lyrics:
I've kissed mermaids
Rode the El Nino.
Rode the El Nino.
"Wave of Mutilation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've kissed my mates
Rode an old emu.
Rode an old emu.
Original Lyrics:
I've kissed mermaids
Rode the El Nino.
Rode the El Nino.
"Wave of Mutilation" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Want the sound without the station
OR
Want the sound without crustaceans
OR
Want the sound without crustaceans
Original Lyrics:
Walked the sands with the crustaceans
"Where Is My Mind?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And heaven will collapse if there's nothing in it
Original Lyrics:
Your head will collapse if there's nothing in it
"Where Is My Mind?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was swimming in my brain.
Original Lyrics:
I was swimming in the Carribean.
"Where Is My Mind?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went swimming in my cranium.
Original Lyrics:
I went swimming in the Carribean.
"Where Is My Mind?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Travis Tritt and spinach. Yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Try this trick and spin it.
"Where Is My Mind?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Try this chicken spinach.
Original Lyrics:
Try this trick and spin it.
"Where Is My Mind?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Way out in the wildlife
Original Lyrics:
Way out in the water
"Where Is My Mind?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spinach, yeah.
Try this trick and spinach, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah.
Try this trick and spin it, yeah.
"Where Is My Mind?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You have a good house and there's nothing in it
Original Lyrics:
Your head will collapse if there's nothing in it
"Where is My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was swimming and a praying
Original Lyrics:
I was swimming in the Carribean
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