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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Pet Shop Boys that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"A Red Letter Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
Hang the fruits
"Absolutely Fabulous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Absolutski fabulaa
Original Lyrics:
Absolutely fabulous
"Absolutely Fabulous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don's on the stonehenge
or
Don's on the stone age
or
Don's on the stawning.
or
Don's on the stone age
or
Don's on the stawning.
Original Lyrics:
Dull, soulless dance music
"Absolutely Famous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love in Sweden
Original Lyrics:
Lovely, sweetie
"Always On My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Loos are always on my mind.
Original Lyrics:
You were always on my mind.
"Always On My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were horses on my mind
Original Lyrics:
You were always on my mind
"Always on My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were always on Nightline
Original Lyrics:
You were always on my mind
"Always on My Mind" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were always on my right
Original Lyrics:
You were always on my mind
"Before"
Misheard Lyrics:
So many times you'll go
Original Lyrics:
So many times you'll call
"Can You Forgive Her?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything she plays
Original Lyrics:
Everything she claims
"Can You Forgive Her" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So ask yourself how
Original Lyrics:
So ask yourself now
"Domino Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All day all day,
Watch the music
Watch the music
Original Lyrics:
All day all day,
Watch them all fall down
Watch them all fall down
"Domino Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All day all day
Watch the mall fall down
Watch the mall fall down
Original Lyrics:
All day all day,
Watch them all fall down
Watch them all fall down
"Domino Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All day, all day, watch the music!
Original Lyrics:
All day, all day, watch them all fall down.
"Domino Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All day, all day, watch the whole program.
or
All day, all day, watch the world fall down.
or
All day, all day, watch the world fall down.
Original Lyrics:
All day, all day, watch them all fall down.
"Domino Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All day, all day
Watch the world fall down
or
All day, all day
Watch them all go 'round
or
All day, all day
Watch the whole programme
or
All day, all day
Watch the world go 'round.
Watch the world fall down
or
All day, all day
Watch them all go 'round
or
All day, all day
Watch the whole programme
or
All day, all day
Watch the world go 'round.
Original Lyrics:
All day all day
Watch them all fall down.
Watch them all fall down.
"Domino Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All men are gay... watch them all fall down.
Away away... don't be dancing
Away away... don't be dancing
Original Lyrics:
all day, all day... watch them all fall down
All day all day .... domino dancing
All day all day .... domino dancing
"Domino Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Namé namé
Namé namenda
Namé namenda
Original Lyrics:
All day, all day
Domino dancing.
Domino dancing.
"Domino Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, dang, oh, dang!
Domino dancing.
Domino dancing.
Original Lyrics:
All day, all day
Domino dancing.
Domino dancing.
"Domino Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oil of Olay, Watch them all fall down. Oil of Olay, Domino dancing
Original Lyrics:
All day, all day Watch them all fall down. All day, all day. Domino dancing.
"Domino Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ole, Ole, watch the world fall down
or
Ole, Ole, watch the whole program
or
Ole, Ole, watch the whole program
Original Lyrics:
All day, all day, watch them all fall down
"Domino Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ole, ole
Watch them all fall down
Ole, Ole
Down without asking.
Watch them all fall down
Ole, Ole
Down without asking.
Original Lyrics:
All day, all day
Watch them all fall down
All day, all day
Domino dancing.
Watch them all fall down
All day, all day
Domino dancing.
"Domino Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ole, ole, watch the sun go down
Original Lyrics:
All day, all day, watch them all fall down.
"Domino Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wash them all for dinner
Original Lyrics:
Watch them all fall down
"Domino Dancing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch them all go round
Original Lyrics:
watch them all fall down.
"Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B*tch
Original Lyrics:
Beats
Still trying to decipher the vampire's first words. Whisper louder, please!
"Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My car starts missing two feet
Original Lyrics:
My heart starts missing a beat
"Home And Dry"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby's on the road
Doing business
Selling 'Ludes
Doing business
Selling 'Ludes
Original Lyrics:
My baby's on the road
Doing business
Selling loads
Doing business
Selling loads
"Home And Dry"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby's on the road
Selling papers
Selling 'Ludes
Selling papers
Selling 'Ludes
Original Lyrics:
My baby's on the road
Doing business
Selling loads
Doing business
Selling loads
"Home And Dry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some have babies on the road.
Original Lyrics:
So my baby's on the road.
"Home And Dry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some have babies on the road
Doing business
Selling love.
Doing business
Selling love.
Original Lyrics:
My baby's on the road
Doing business
Selling loads.
Doing business
Selling loads.
"How Can You Expect To Be Taken Seriously?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me baby how to generate long yellow tea
Original Lyrics:
Tell me baby how you generate longevity
"I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind Of Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He won't know how to breakdance,
it's a base Playstation 2
it's a base Playstation 2
Original Lyrics:
He won't last beyond breakfast,
it's a phase he's going though
it's a phase he's going though
"I'm Not Scared" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight the streets are four letters
Original Lyrics:
Tonight the streets are full of actors
"I'm with Stupid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You flew up all the way like a hot cheese in the dark
Original Lyrics:
You flew up all the way like a hawk chasing a dove
"In the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
The zoo, what's he gonna do?
Original Lyrics:
Zazou, what's he gonna do?
"It's A Sin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, kill you.
Original Lyrics:
It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a sin.
"It's Alright" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the music shall blast
Original Lyrics:
But the music shall last
"It's a Sin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's always with a scent of shame
Original Lyrics:
It's always with a sense of shame
"It's a Sin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s a laugh, it’s a laugh, it’s a laugh, it’s a sin
Original Lyrics:
It’s a, it’s a, it’s a, it’s a sin
I like what I heard much better, because he feels everything he's done in his life has been demeaned to a joke not to be taken seriously (similar to 'It's a lark'), before stating that it's also a 'sin'.
"It's a Sin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm a vagabond my life.
Original Lyrics:
When I look back upon my life.
"Left to My Own Devices" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Learn to ignore what is the talk of us all.
Original Lyrics:
Learn to ignore what the photographer saw.
"Love Etc."
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't have to be the beatbox high in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Don't have to be the big bucks hollywood star.
"Minimal"
Misheard Lyrics:
A single fart leaves a trace
Original Lyrics:
A single thought leaves a trace
"Minimal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I am I envy now
Minimaus Minimaus
Minimaus Minimaus
Original Lyrics:
M. I. N. I. M. A. L.
Minimal Minimal
Minimal Minimal
"Minimal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I, am I
Minimal, minimal
Minimal, minimal
Original Lyrics:
M. I. N. I. M. A. L.
Minimal, minimal
Minimal, minimal
"Miracles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone brings Pooh
Original Lyrics:
Sunlight breaks through
"Miracles"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sense of the jazzman is stronger.
Original Lyrics:
The scent of the jasmine is stronger.
"Miracles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tiramisu
Original Lyrics:
Being with you
"New York City Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause you're a New York City show
Original Lyrics:
'cause you're a New York City boy
"New York City Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
New York City boy you'll never enter fourty
Original Lyrics:
New York City boy you'll never have a bored day
"New York City Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're a boy Sundays are tough
lying on the bed playing homeboys and stuff
lying on the bed playing homeboys and stuff
Original Lyrics:
When you're a boy some days are tough
lying on the bed playing punk rock and stuff
lying on the bed playing punk rock and stuff
"New York City Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a New York City boy,
You'll never have a forte
You'll never have a forte
Original Lyrics:
You're a New York City boy,
you'll never have a bored day
you'll never have a bored day
"New York City Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a New York City boy, you'll never have a bored day, 7th Avenue, East Broadway
Original Lyrics:
You're a New York City boy, you'll never have a bored day, 7th Avenue meets Broadway
"New York City Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a New York City boy
You never had a party.
You never had a party.
Original Lyrics:
You're a New York City boy
You'll never have a bored day.
You'll never have a bored day.
"New York City Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a New York City boy
You'll never have aborted.
You'll never have aborted.
Original Lyrics:
You're a New York City boy
You'll never have a bored day.
You'll never have a bored day.
"New York City Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a new york city boy,
you'll never have a prom date
you'll never have a prom date
or
You're a new york city boy,
you'll never have a boyfriend
you'll never have a boyfriend
or
You're a new york city boy,
you'll never have a boyfriend
you'll never have a boyfriend
Original Lyrics:
You're a new york city boy,
you'll never have a bored day
you'll never have a bored day
"Only The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only the wind
Blowing cats along the street.
Blowing cats along the street.
Original Lyrics:
It's only the wind
Blowing cans along the street.
Blowing cans along the street.
"Only The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's only the wind
blowing council on the street
blowing council on the street
Original Lyrics:
It's only the wind
blowing cans along the street
blowing cans along the street
"Only The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone's just been lit
Playing havoc with the peace.
Playing havoc with the peace.
Original Lyrics:
Someone's dustbin lid
Playing havoc with the peace.
Playing havoc with the peace.
"Only The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
When life is calmer, I have no doubt.
Original Lyrics:
When life is karma, I have no doubt.
"Opportunities (Let's Make Lots Of Money)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ask yourself this question, do you want to be a b*tch?
Original Lyrics:
Ask yourself this question, do you want to be rich?
"Opportunities (Let's Make Lots Of Money)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ask yourself this question, do you want to be which?
Original Lyrics:
Ask yourself this question, do you want to be rich?
"Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Explain what's so funny?
Original Lyrics:
Let's make lots of money
"Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I studied all the sore buns
Original Lyrics:
I studied at the Sorbonne
"Opportunities (Let's Make Lots of Money)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got LeBron; I've got LeBrain
Original Lyrics:
You've got the brawn; I've got the brains
This may be far-reaching since this song was recorded right around the time LeBron (the basketball star) was born. So this mishearing can't refer to him.
"Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots of Money" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let’s meet Mickey Rooney
Original Lyrics:
Let’s make lots of money
"Paninaro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bunny now - woah.
Original Lyrics:
Paninaro - woah.
"Paninaro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Burning arrow
Original Lyrics:
Paninaro
"Paninaro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flying arrows
Original Lyrics:
Paninaro
"Rent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you, you’re plain violent
Original Lyrics:
I love you, you pay my rent
"Rent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We never argue we never count too late the currency we spent
Original Lyrics:
We never argue we never calculate the currency we spent
"Rent" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We never argue we never count too late the currency we've spent
Original Lyrics:
We never argue we never calculate the currency we've spent
"Se A Vida E (That's The Way Life Is)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be afraid, I love you.
Original Lyrics:
Se A Vida E, I love you.
"Se A Vida E (That's the way life is)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Auf vieder sehn, I love you
Original Lyrics:
Se A Vida E, I love you
"Se A Vida E"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailor Venus, A.I.W.
Original Lyrics:
Se a vida e, I love you
"Se A Vida E"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sailor Venus, hey!
Original Lyrics:
Se a vida e
Translation: 'That's the way life is'
"Se A Vida É (That's The Way Life Is)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of dice
Original Lyrics:
Of paradise
"Shopping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard it in the house of commerce
Original Lyrics:
I heard it in the House of Commons
"Shopping" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You check it with the CD, then change the law.
Original Lyrics:
We check it with the city, then change the law.
"So Hard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a costume
or
I'm gonna cost you
or
I'm gonna cost you
Original Lyrics:
I double cross you
"So Hard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you give up your fags forever
I will give up mine
But it's hard, so hard.
I will give up mine
But it's hard, so hard.
Original Lyrics:
If you give up your affairs forever
I will give up mine
But it's hard, so hard.
I will give up mine
But it's hard, so hard.
"So Hard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you give up your office forever
I will give up mine
But it's hard, so hard.
I will give up mine
But it's hard, so hard.
Original Lyrics:
If you give up your affairs forever
I will give up mine
But it's hard, so hard.
I will give up mine
But it's hard, so hard.
"So Hard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you give up, you're a fez forever
Original Lyrics:
If you give up your affairs forever
"So Hard" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me why
Don't retry not to break our hearts.
Don't retry not to break our hearts.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why
Don't we try not to break our hearts.
Don't we try not to break our hearts.
"Somewhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna live in Aladdin's world?
Original Lyrics:
You wanna live in this lousy world?
"Suburbia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's take a ride along with the hogs tonight
In Suburbia
You can hide along with the hogs tonight
In Suburbia.
In Suburbia
You can hide along with the hogs tonight
In Suburbia.
Original Lyrics:
Let's take a ride, and run with the dogs tonight
In Suburbia
You can't hide, run with the dogs tonight
In Suburbia.
In Suburbia
You can't hide, run with the dogs tonight
In Suburbia.
"Suburbia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother's got a Hindu, to be done
Original Lyrics:
Mother's got a hairdo, to be done
"Suburbia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother's got a weirdo, Tubby Dunn,
Who says they're too old for toys.
Who says they're too old for toys.
Original Lyrics:
Mother's got a hairdo, to be done,
She says they're too old for toys.
She says they're too old for toys.
"Suburbia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Roman suburban boys
or
Rolling suburban boys
or
Rolling suburban boys
Original Lyrics:
Roaming suburban boys
"The Survivors"
Misheard Lyrics:
In tubes or sequence
Of twin sex and pearls
Of twin sex and pearls
Original Lyrics:
In suits or sequins
Or twinsets-and-pearls
Or twinsets-and-pearls
"This Must Be the Place I Waited Years to Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
I waited by the star frond
Original Lyrics:
I waited by the staff room
"This Must Be the Place I Waited Years to Leave"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living a largess chort of delusion
Original Lyrics:
Living a law just short of delusion
"Two Divided By Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a cab going down
'Cross the bridges and towels
'Cross the bridges and towels
Original Lyrics:
And a cab going down
'Cross the bridges and tunnels
'Cross the bridges and tunnels
"Two Divided By Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a cab going down
'Cross the bridges and towels.
'Cross the bridges and towels.
Original Lyrics:
And a cab going down
'Cross the bridges and town halls.
'Cross the bridges and town halls.
"Two Divided By Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Letter to consumer
Original Lyrics:
It's better to go sooner.
"Two Divided by Zero"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the postman calls
He'll deliver polenta
He'll deliver polenta
Original Lyrics:
When the postman calls
He'll deliver the letter
He'll deliver the letter
"Violence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Violence, please, violence
Original Lyrics:
Violence breeds violence
"Was It Worth It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it working?
Yes, it was living call.
Yes, it was living call.
Original Lyrics:
Was it worth it?
Yes, it's worth living for.
Yes, it's worth living for.
"Was It Worth It?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I don't Snow White.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I don't know why.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys are West End girls
The East End boys are West End girls
Original Lyrics:
A West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
The East End boys and West End girls
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Western time at the Dedham Mall
With eastern boys and western girls
or
A west end town, a dead end walt...
With eastern boys and western girls
or
A west end town, a dead end walt...
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Western town in Danubois
where Eastern boys meet Western girls.
where Eastern boys meet Western girls.
Original Lyrics:
A West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A west end town, Lieutenant Walt
East End boys, West End girls.
East End boys, West End girls.
Original Lyrics:
A west end town, a dead end world
East End boys, West End girls.
East End boys, West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A western town in Denmark
Original Lyrics:
A west end town, a dead end world
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A western town in Tannenbaum
Original Lyrics:
A west end town, a dead end world
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A western town of dead-end walls,
of eastern boys and western girls
of eastern boys and western girls
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead world,
the east end boys and west end girls
the east end boys and west end girls
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A western town, a denim world
Middle Eastern boys and western girls
Middle Eastern boys and western girls
Original Lyrics:
A west end town, a dead-end world
East End boys and West End girls
East End boys and West End girls
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we're waisting time in a dead end world
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, in a dead end world
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bustin' down the Damn Walls
Eastern boys and western girls
Eastern boys and western girls
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
The East End boys and West End girls
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't Istanbul the temple
The eastern boys, west end girls.
The eastern boys, west end girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't waste tearing down the temple
Eastern boys, west end girls.
Eastern boys, west end girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eastern boys and western guys
Original Lyrics:
East End boys and West End girls
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From Lake Geneva to Newfoundland Station
Original Lyrics:
From Lake Geneva to the Finland Station
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God, my future, and God, my past.
Original Lyrics:
We've got no future, we've got no past.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you got a ticket?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
The hard or soft option?
(How much do you fear?)
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
The hard or soft option?
(How much do you fear?)
Original Lyrics:
Have you got it, do you get it?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A hard or soft option?
(How much do you need?)
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A hard or soft option?
(How much do you need?)
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you got a ticket?
If sold, how often?
If sold, how often?
Original Lyrics:
Have you got it, do you get it?
If so, how often?
If so, how often?
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you got it together, if so, how often?
Original Lyrics:
Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often?
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you got it, do you get it?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A heart or stock option?
(How much do you need?)
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A heart or stock option?
(How much do you need?)
Original Lyrics:
Have you got it, do you get it?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A hard or soft option?
(How much do you need?)
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A hard or soft option?
(How much do you need?)
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you got together?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A hard or soft potion?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A hard or soft potion?
Original Lyrics:
Have you got it, do you get it?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A hard or soft option?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose?
A hard or soft option?
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you gotten together, if so, how often?
Original Lyrics:
Have you got it do you get it, if so, how often?
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Western Town, the damn world
Eastern Boys and Western Girls
Eastern Boys and Western Girls
Original Lyrics:
A West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
The East End boys and West End girls
I’m 46, and I’ve known this song since it came out in 1984. So I’ve been mishearing it for 36 years 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️😂
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In Westing Town, we damn well know
There's no Eastern boys in Western films.
There's no Eastern boys in Western films.
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead end world
The east end boys and west end girls.
The east end boys and west end girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a West End town, a telephone
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a denim world
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a West End town, it's damn wild.
Original Lyrics:
A West End town, a dead end world
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a West End town, the d*** world
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a West End town, the dead'll walk
East End boys and West End girls
East End boys and West End girls
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Western town in San Ann Juan
The Eastern boys 'n Western girls.
The Eastern boys 'n Western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Western town of Danniwalt
The Estern boys and Western Girls.
The Estern boys and Western Girls.
Original Lyrics:
A West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Western town with dead end walls
Eastern boys and Western girls.
Eastern boys and Western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Western town with denim walls
Live Eastern boys and Western girls.
Live Eastern boys and Western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Western town with denim walls
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a Western town, in a denim world
Eastern boys and Western girls.
Eastern boys and Western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead-end world
East End boys and West End girls.
East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a message done to tell the world
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a denim world
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a messy town, I'll tell the world
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a west end town a day unwound.
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town in a dead end world.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead end world
The east end boys are west end girls.
The east end boys are west end girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead end world
The east end boys and west end girls.
The east end boys and west end girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a west ham town where denim's worn,
By eastern boys and western girls.
By eastern boys and western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Sometimes it's heard as "Where denim walks"
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town a tannenbaum
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town a dead end world
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town and a dead end world,
The East End boys and the West Elm gulls.
The East End boys and the West Elm gulls.
Original Lyrics:
A West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
The East End boys and West End girls
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town in a ghetto world
Eastern boys and west end girls.
Eastern boys and west end girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town of Tannenbaum
The eastern boys and western girls
The eastern boys and western girls
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
The East End boys and West End girls
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town of Telecom
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town of dead and old....
Original Lyrics:
In a West end town a dead end world...
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town of terror law
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a denim world
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town the deh-dens whirl
With Eastern boys and Western girls.
With Eastern boys and Western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town the denim want.
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead end world.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town with dead end walls
An easter wind and western world.
An easter wind and western world.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town, a Peloton
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town, an Italian mall
the eastern boys and western girls.
the eastern boys and western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town, it's terrible.
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead end world.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In a western town, the dead end walls
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead-end world
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In an East End Town with Denim Walls
Original Lyrics:
In a West End Town in a Dead End World
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In every city and every nation
From link Chinese to the Fulham station.
From link Chinese to the Fulham station.
Original Lyrics:
In every city and every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to Phil's hand station.
From Lake Geneva to Phil's hand station.
Original Lyrics:
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland nation.
From Lake Geneva to the Finland nation.
Original Lyrics:
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station
(What more can you get?)
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station
(What more can you get?)
Original Lyrics:
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland nation
(How far have you been?)
From Lake Geneva to the Finland nation
(How far have you been?)
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In every city of every nation
From Lake Geneva to the filling station
From Lake Geneva to the filling station
Original Lyrics:
In every city in every nation
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
From Lake Geneva to the Finland station.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the West End town of Denenwold,
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls
The East End boys and West End girls
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the West End town they didn't want
The East End Boys and West End Girls.
The East End Boys and West End Girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West end town, a dead-end world
The East End Boys and West End Girls.
The East End Boys and West End Girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Western Town of Delinwalt
With Eastern Boys and Western Girls.
With Eastern Boys and Western Girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West end town, a dead-end world
The East End Boys and West End Girls.
The East End Boys and West End Girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Western town of dead dead wood
Eastern boys and Western girls.
Eastern boys and Western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the western town of Dannemois,
the eastern boys are western girls.
the eastern boys are western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead-end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
Dannemois is a place in France.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kicking each a**es
Knocking down t**s in a restroom.
Knocking down t**s in a restroom.
Original Lyrics:
Kicking in chairs
And knocking down tables in a restaurant.
And knocking down tables in a restaurant.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, we tear down the Berlin Wall
The eastern boys and western girls.
The eastern boys and western girls.
Original Lyrics:
In a west-end town, a dead-end world
The east-end boys and west-end girls.
The east-end boys and west-end girls.
Editor's note: This song came out YEARS before the berlin wall was torn down.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Running down underground to a diet bar in a West End town
Original Lyrics:
Running down underground to a dive bar in a West End town
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Western Boys are taking on
They're taking on the Western Girls
They're taking on the Western Girls
Original Lyrics:
West end town, a dead end world
There are east end boys and west end girls
There are east end boys and west end girls
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Western boys and Eastern girls
Original Lyrics:
The east-end boys and west-end girls
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best is down the boulevard
The East end boys and West end girls
The East end boys and West end girls
Original Lyrics:
In a West end town a dead end world
The East end boys and West end girls
The East end boys and West end girls
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The eastern boys are western girls
Original Lyrics:
The East End boys and West End girls
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The west end town of Tanenbaum
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead end world
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The west tore down the berlin wall
Eastern Boys and western girls
Eastern Boys and western girls
Original Lyrics:
In a west end town, a dead end world.
East end Boys and West end girls
East end Boys and West end girls
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The western town of Denninwald
The East End boys and West End Girls.
The East End boys and West End Girls.
Original Lyrics:
A West End town, in a dead end world
The East End boys and West End girls.
The East End boys and West End girls.
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wasting time with denim walls
Original Lyrics:
In a West End town, a dead end world
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
West end town dead and wild
or
Westin tied and telephoned
or
Western town and deadend walls
or
West end town in Denmark...
or
West end town in Denmark...
Original Lyrics:
West end town, a dead end world..
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Western town in the damned world
There are Eastern boys and Western Girls
There are Eastern boys and Western Girls
Original Lyrics:
West end town, a dead end world
There are East end boys and West end girls
There are East end boys and West end girls
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Westin girls
Original Lyrics:
West end girls
As in Westin Hotels & Resorts
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Which do you choose
A hard dump presumption?
A hard dump presumption?
Original Lyrics:
Which do you choose
A hard or soft option?
A hard or soft option?
"West End Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who do you think you are, Joe's darling?
Original Lyrics:
Who do you think you are, Joe Stalin?
From the older, extended version.
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