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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> P -> Michael Penn
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There are 33 misheard song lyrics for Michael Penn on amIright currently.
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"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And can dance like a stair machine, okay
Original Lyrics:
And can dance like Astaire overseas, okay.
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And can dance like the sound machines, okay.
Original Lyrics:
And can dance like Astaire overseas, okay.
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't send no climate investigator to find me, please
Original Lyrics:
Don't send no private investigator to find me, please
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't send no private investigator to find me please
'less he he speaks Chinese and can dance like the scales of a sheep
'less he he speaks Chinese and can dance like the scales of a sheep
Original Lyrics:
Don't send no private investigator to find me please
'less he speaks Chinese and can dance like Astaire overseas
'less he speaks Chinese and can dance like Astaire overseas
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't send no private investigator to find me please
'Less he he speaks Chinese
And can dance like Astaire on the sheets.
'Less he he speaks Chinese
And can dance like Astaire on the sheets.
Original Lyrics:
Don't send no private investigator to find me please
'Less he speaks Chinese
And can dance like Astaire overseas.
'Less he speaks Chinese
And can dance like Astaire overseas.
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I think, maybe I guess we can't say 'Hi!'
Original Lyrics:
I think, yeah, I guess we can say 'I'
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll catch the first truck to Soho...?
Original Lyrics:
I'll catch the first junk to Soho.
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll catch the next train to Soho.
Original Lyrics:
I'll catch the first junk to Soho.
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She blacked her eyes and drew the curtains
Original Lyrics:
She blocked her eyes and drew the curtains
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She hopes we can speak French
Original Lyrics:
She hopes we can be friends
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some bow and bow and bow to pressure.
Original Lyrics:
Sometime from now you'll bow to pressure.
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Unless he speaks Chinese
And can dance like a sound of machines.
And can dance like a sound of machines.
Original Lyrics:
Unless he speaks Chinese
And can dance like Astaire overseas.
And can dance like Astaire overseas.
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're looking for some parallel
From being in her skin.
From being in her skin.
Original Lyrics:
And looking for some parallel
Can be an endless game.
Can be an endless game.
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I was Icklafits' nomad?
Original Lyrics:
What if I was Heathcliff? It's no myth.
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I was eek-lo-vitz-no-means.
Original Lyrics:
What if I was Heathcliff? It's no myth.
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I was one with y'all in my genes?
What if I was three when it's no myth?
Maybe she's just one kicks for someone to dance well.
What if I was three when it's no myth?
Maybe she's just one kicks for someone to dance well.
Original Lyrics:
What if I were Romeo in black jeans?
What if I was Heathcliff? It's no myth
Maybe she's just looking for someone to dance with.
What if I was Heathcliff? It's no myth
Maybe she's just looking for someone to dance with.
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I was simply Vince No-man.
Original Lyrics:
What if I was Heathcliff? It's no myth.
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I were Heathcliff in Snow Pants
Original Lyrics:
What if I were Heathcliff, it's no myth
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I were Romeo in black jeans?
One of them is Heathcliff in romance
Maybe she's just looking for, someone to dance with.
One of them is Heathcliff in romance
Maybe she's just looking for, someone to dance with.
Original Lyrics:
What if I were Romeo in black jeans?
What if I was Heathcliff? It's no myth
Maybe she's just looking for someone to dance with.
What if I was Heathcliff? It's no myth
Maybe she's just looking for someone to dance with.
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I were Romeo in black jeans?
What if I was Heathcliff in snow pants?
Maybe she's just looking for someone to dance with.
What if I was Heathcliff in snow pants?
Maybe she's just looking for someone to dance with.
Original Lyrics:
What if I were Romeo in black jeans?
What if I was Heathcliff? It's no myth
Maybe she's just looking for someone to dance with.
What if I was Heathcliff? It's no myth
Maybe she's just looking for someone to dance with.
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I were rodeo in black jeans?
Original Lyrics:
What if I were Romeo in black jeans?
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I were rolling on your black jeans?
What if I received that it's no man?
What if I received that it's no man?
Original Lyrics:
What if I were Romeo in black jeans?
What if I were Heathcliff, it's no myth?
What if I were Heathcliff, it's no myth?
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I were rolling up your black jeans?
Original Lyrics:
What if I were Romeo in black jeans?
"No Myth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With mounds I got yet to untie.
Original Lyrics:
With knots I've got yet to untie.
"This And That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Almond bis, almond bat
Original Lyrics:
I'll do this and I'll do that.
"This And That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe it's a case of fathers who fought
or
Maybe it's a case of fathers who fart
or
Maybe it's a case of fathers who fart
Original Lyrics:
Maybe it's a case of hardness of heart
"This And That"
Misheard Lyrics:
Modern myths, modern man
Original Lyrics:
I'll do this, I'll do that
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