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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for John Parr that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 72 misheard song lyrics for John Parr on amIright currently.

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"Naughty Naughty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I put my hand in your stuffing
(later)
Bathroom eyes, they address me
Original Lyrics:
I put my hand on your stocking
(later)
Bedroom eyes, they undress me
"Naughty Naughty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Naughty naughty, cute and homey, tease me
Original Lyrics:
Naughty naughty, cute and horny, tease me
"Naughty, Naughty"
Misheard Lyrics:
G**d d*** it!
or
God, tell me!
or
Talk to me!
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell me!
"Naughty, Naughty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knotty, knotty
Original Lyrics:
Naughty, naughty
"Naughty, Naughty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lodi, Lodi
Down and body
T-t-t-tease me
Lodi, Lodi
You can hold me.
Original Lyrics:
Naughty, naughty
Loud and bawdy
T-t-t-tease me
Naughty, naughty
Cute and horny.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is a pair of wings
Original Lyrics:
All I need is a pair of wheels
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Center those fires
Original Lyrics:
Saint Elmo's fire
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could there be a man in motion
Underneath this Cream of Wheat
Original Lyrics:
Gonna be your man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could this be a bad emotion
Underneath this pair of wings?
Original Lyrics:
Gonna be your man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every now and then again I look down and high.
Original Lyrics:
Feel like you're back again and hope riding high.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel like a bat again, on low flying high
Original Lyrics:
Feel like you're back again and hope riding high
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel like a man again, I hope I get high.
Original Lyrics:
Feel like you're back again and hope riding high.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel like a vet again, I hope I ain't high
Original Lyrics:
Feel like you're back again and hope riding high
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna be your Ferris wheel
Original Lyrics:
All I need is a pair of wheels
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna feel your man in motion
Underneath this Dairy Queen
Take me where my future's lyin'
Santa knows fire.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna be your man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels
Take me where my future's lyin'
St. Elmo's Fire.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grow a nub, you can't see them ride in on the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Growin' up, you can't see the writing on the wall.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can drown the highest mountain
Across the Balctic Sea
I can feel St. Elmo's Fire burnin' in deep.
Original Lyrics:
I can climb the highest mountain
Across the wildest sea
I can feel St. Elmo's Fire burnin' in me.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel your doughboy rising
Underneath a baking sky.
Original Lyrics:
I can see a new horizon
Underneath the blazin' sky.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see a new harassment
Original Lyrics:
I can see a new horizon
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the dough a-risin'.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the new horizon.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the new Verizon.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the new horizon.
Editor's note: Do you really think he was saying Verizon? This song came out in 1985, long before the Verizon company came into existence. So this mishearing has got to be an anachronism.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the palace fire
Original Lyrics:
I can see the banners fly
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the pandas fly.
Original Lyrics:
I can see the banners fly.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the panties fly
Original Lyrics:
I can see the banners fly
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the smoke arising.
Original Lyrics:
I can see a new horizon.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see there no horizon.
or
I can see their 'no' arising.
Original Lyrics:
I can see a new horizon.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be where the ego's flyin' higher and higher.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be where the eagles flyin' higher and higher.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna be a man in motion
Underneath a ferris wheel.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna be a man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just once in his life
A man and his wife.
Original Lyrics:
Just once in his life
A man has his time.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just once in your life
A man and a wife
And my time is now
A gun and a knife.
Original Lyrics:
Just once in his life
A man has his time
And my time is now
I'm coming alive.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pacifier
Movin' straight ahead and you were rough.
Original Lyrics:
Passin' by
Movin' straight ahead, you knew it all.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play the game
You know you can quit into this world.
Original Lyrics:
Play the game
You know you can't quit until it's won.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa goes flying
Original Lyrics:
St. Elmo's Fire
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soulja Boy
Only you can do what must be done
Original Lyrics:
Soldier on
Only you can do what must be done
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me where the future's a lie
In St. Elmo's Fire.
Original Lyrics:
Take me where the future's lyin'
In St. Elmo's Fire.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me where the future's a lion
St. Elmo's Fire.
Original Lyrics:
Take me where the future's lyin'
St. Elmo's Fire.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me where the futures lye
In St. Elmo's fire.
Original Lyrics:
Take me where my future's lyin'
St. Elmo's Fire.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The right time is now
I have gun in my night.
Original Lyrics:
And my time is now
And I'm comin' alive.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Underwear, the eagles flyin' hire and hire.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be where the eagles flyin' higher and higher.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up and where the eagles flyin' higher and higher
Original Lyrics:
I'll be where the eagles flyin' higher and higher
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You broke the bond in me
But you won't break some a**.
Original Lyrics:
You broke the boy in me
But you won't break the man.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You broke the boy in me, but you won't break the band
Original Lyrics:
You broke the boy in me, but you won't break the man
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You broke the man in me
But you won't make amends.
Original Lyrics:
You broke the boy in me
But you won't break the man.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know in some ways you're not like me
Original Lyrics:
You know in some ways, you're a lot like me
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know in some ways, you're a knight like me
Original Lyrics:
You know in some ways, you're a lot like me
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know in some ways, you're a lad like me
Original Lyrics:
You know in some ways, you're a lot like me
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know in some ways, you're a nut like me
Original Lyrics:
You know in some ways, you're a lot like me
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know it's so bad for a man like me.
Original Lyrics:
You know in some ways you're a lot like me.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just a pensioner
And you're tryin' to break free.
Original Lyrics:
You're just a prisoner
And you're tryin' to break free.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just a prince of Hair
And you're tryin' to break free.
Original Lyrics:
You're just a prisoner
And you're tryin' to break free.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man In Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just a prince of love.
Original Lyrics:
You're just a prisoner of love.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can bellyache it, I know I can
Original Lyrics:
And I can ma-ake it, I know I can
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Born to run, don't know just how far that I can go
Original Lyrics:
Burning up, don't know just how far that I can go
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chantelle's on fire
Original Lyrics:
Saint Elmo's fire
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could I be a man in motion
Underneath is a parrot's wings
Original Lyrics:
Gonna be your man in motion
All I need is a pair of wheels
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel like a mannequin; I hope I get high
Original Lyrics:
Feel like you're back again and hope riding high.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna be your hell in motion
Original Lyrics:
Gonna be your man in motion
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel St. Elmo's fire burning in heat.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel St. Elmo's fire burning in me.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel some elbows flying, burning in me.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel St. Elmo's fire burning in me.
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see a big red bison
Original Lyrics:
I can see a new horizon
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see a blue horizon
Original Lyrics:
I can see a new horizon
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the future rising
Original Lyrics:
I can see a new horizon
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm caught in a lie
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming alive
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me I'm a man holding lotion; all I need is a pair of heels
or
Look at me I'm a man in motion; all i need is a share of meals
Original Lyrics:
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need is a pair of wheels
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send almost fire
Original Lyrics:
St. Elmo's fire
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sentinel's fire
Original Lyrics:
St. Elmo's fire
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sold your own
Original Lyrics:
Soldier on
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me where the future's alright in St. Elmo's Fire
Original Lyrics:
Take me where the future's lyin'
St. Elmo's Fire
"St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me where the future's bright in St. Elmo's Fire
Original Lyrics:
Take me where the future's lyin'
St. Elmo's Fire
"St. Elmo's Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel it burning beneath
Original Lyrics:
I can feel it burning in me
"St. Elmo's Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm caught in a lie
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming alive
"St. Elmo’s Fire (Man in Motion)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna be your fairy motion
Original Lyrics:
Gonna be your man in motion

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