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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Paper Lace that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 35 misheard song lyrics for Paper Lace on amIright currently.

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"Billy, Don't Be a Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
And bring us back some estrogen
Original Lyrics:
And bring us back some extra men
"Billy, Don't Be a Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, don't be a hero
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't be a hero
"Billy, Don't Be a Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy, don't be a bimbo.
Original Lyrics:
Billy, don't be a hero.
"Billy, Don't Be a Hero"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come back and make me your wine
Original Lyrics:
Come back and make me your wife
"The Black-Eyed Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was the drama
Original Lyrics:
He was the drummer
"The Black-Eyed Boys"
Misheard Lyrics:
The people tried
Original Lyrics:
The people cried
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I asked someone who said,
'About a hundred cups are dead'
Original Lyrics:
And I asked someone who said,
'About a hundred cops are dead'
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he bust our tears away
Original Lyrics:
And he brushed her tears away
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he kissed my momma's face and threw mustard at her waist
Original Lyrics:
And he kissed my momma's face and he brushed her tears away
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there was no sound at all
Except Capone up on the wall
Original Lyrics:
And there was no sound at all
But the clock upon the wall
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back in the USA
Back in the battle days.
Original Lyrics:
Back in the USA
Back in the bad old days.
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brother what a fight the people swore
Original Lyrics:
Brother what a fight the people saw
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
Brother what a night it really was
Brother what a fight it really was
No repeat!
Original Lyrics:
Brother what a night it really was
brother what a fight it really was
Glory be!
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard a muffled cry
Original Lyrics:
I heard my mama cry
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard her ravin' that Chicago died
Original Lyrics:
I heard her pray the night Chicago died
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard my mama cry
I heard her pray the night ship cargo die!
Original Lyrics:
I heard my mama cry
I heard her pray the night Chicago died
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard my mama cry
I heard her pray the right chicano died
Brother what a night it really was
Brother what a fight it really was
Swarm of Bees!
Original Lyrics:
I heard my mama cry
I heard her pray the night Chicago died
Brother what a night it really was
Brother what a fight it really was
Glory be!
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard my mama cry I heard her bravin' that Chicago died
Original Lyrics:
I heard my mama cry I heard her pray the night Chicago died
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard my mama cry
I heard her break the night Chicago died
Original Lyrics:
I heard my mama cry
I heard her pray the night Chicago died
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard my mama try
Original Lyrics:
I heard my mama cry
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the heat of a summer night
in the land of the Darla Bells
Original Lyrics:
In the heat of a summer night
In the land of the dollar bill.
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the heat of a summer night
In the land of the god of eggs.
Original Lyrics:
In the heat of a summer night
In the land of the dollar bill.
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the heat of the summer night
In the land of the dolly bear
Original Lyrics:
In the heat of the summer night
In the land of the dollar bill
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seramizza seramidon
Original Lyrics:
Tried to make that town his own
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
The night she called and died
Original Lyrics:
The night Chicago died
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
The night she coughed and died.
Original Lyrics:
The night Chicago died
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
The night she gargled dye.
Original Lyrics:
The night Chicago died
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then he kissed my Mama's face
And threw mustard at her waist
Original Lyrics:
Then he kissed mu Mama's face
And he brushed her tears away
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then his kissed my mama's face
And undressed her to the waist.
Original Lyrics:
Then he kissed my mama's face
And he brushed her tears away.
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then night she called that guy.
Original Lyrics:
The night Chicago died
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight Chicago time
Original Lyrics:
the night Chicago died
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man in Acapulco
Original Lyrics:
When a man named Al Capone
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a man named Alcohol
Tried to make that town his own
Original Lyrics:
When a man named Al Capone
Tried to make that town his own
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a man named Al Capone
Try to make that town his own
Original Lyrics:
When a man named Al Capone
Tried to make that town his own
"The Night Chicago Died"
Misheard Lyrics:
and the sound of rutting feet
Original Lyrics:
and the sound of running feet

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