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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> O -> Joan Osborne
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Joan Osborne that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 34 misheard song lyrics for Joan Osborne on amIright currently.
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"Let's Just Get Naked" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's just get naked
Let's take a bath.
Let's take a bath.
Original Lyrics:
Let's just get naked
Just for a laugh.
Just for a laugh.
"One Of Us (Album Version)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh one of these days when the Pope shoot a pearl,
This old world's gonna deal in drugs.
Saints serve the devil with paper plates
And the Lord's gonna come with his heavenly airplane.
This old world's gonna deal in drugs.
Saints serve the devil with paper plates
And the Lord's gonna come with his heavenly airplane.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, one of these days around twelve o'clock
The whole wide world will reel and rock
The sinner will tremble and cry for pain
And the Lord will come in his aeroplane.
The whole wide world will reel and rock
The sinner will tremble and cry for pain
And the Lord will come in his aeroplane.
Editor's note: The performer of this song spells her last name Osborne, not Osbourne. She's American, not British or Canadian or anything like that.
"One Of Us (album version)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, one of these days at about 12 o'clock,
This ole bird going to demand rock,
Saint well-keeper and DeKuyer paint,
For the lord's going to come in his heavenly airplane
This ole bird going to demand rock,
Saint well-keeper and DeKuyer paint,
For the lord's going to come in his heavenly airplane
Original Lyrics:
Oh, one of these days around twelve o'clock
The whole wide world will reel and rock
The sinner will tremble and cry for pain
And the Lord will come in his aeroplane.
The whole wide world will reel and rock
The sinner will tremble and cry for pain
And the Lord will come in his aeroplane.
Editor's note: How many times do I have to mention this? The phrase "What If God Was" is NOT part of the title!
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And would you wanna see
if seeing men that you would have to believe
if seeing men that you would have to believe
Original Lyrics:
And would you wanna see
if seeing meant that you would have to believe
if seeing meant that you would have to believe
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a Slav like one of us
Original Lyrics:
Just a slob like one of us
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a slug like one of us
Original Lyrics:
Just a slob like one of us
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a slut like one of us.
Original Lyrics:
Just a slob like one of us.
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a spaniel on the bus
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a stagecoach on the bus
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a stranger all of us.
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus.
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the butt
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a strangler on the bus
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a stud like one of us
Original Lyrics:
Just a slob like one of us
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a hole in 'Rolling Stone'
Original Lyrics:
Like a holy rolling stone
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if God shot one of us?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if Rod were one of us?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, Johnny is green.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, God is great.
"One Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, that is great.
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, God is great.
"One of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cept for the pub maybe in Rome.
Original Lyrics:
'Cept for the Pope maybe in Rome.
"One of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And yeah, yeah, college is great
Original Lyrics:
And yeah, yeah, God is great
"One of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a stranger bites the dust
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus
"One of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just there's danger one of us is trying to make his way home
Original Lyrics:
Just a stranger on the bus, trying to make his way home
"One of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Molly Dodd was one of us
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
"One of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What a spot was one of us
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
"One of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if Barney was one of us?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
"One of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if God wants cannabis?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
Bob Rivers once parodied this song as "What if God smoked cannabis" (often misattributed to Weird Al).
"One of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if God was watching us?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
"One of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if I was one of us?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
"One of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if Tom was one of us?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
"One of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What if vodka drunken us?
Original Lyrics:
What if God was one of us?
"One of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah, God, it is great
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, yeah God is great
"Right Hand Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My right hand, my right hand's bad.
Original Lyrics:
My right hand, my right hand man.
"Right Hand Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My right hand, my right hand's dead.
Original Lyrics:
My right hand, my right hand man.
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