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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Tony Orlando and Dawn that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 31 misheard song lyrics for Tony Orlando and Dawn on amIright currently.
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"Candida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I call this life to be sweeter
Original Lyrics:
I promise life to be sweeter
"Cupid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw out your bone
Original Lyrics:
Draw out your bow
"He Don't Love You (Like I Love You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the final Actizol
Original Lyrics:
When the final act is over
Actizol is an ingredient found in Clorets.
"He Don't Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, to him it's just another lay but wait
Original Lyrics:
Girl, to him it's just another play but wait
"He Don't Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
He don't know you
Original Lyrics:
He don't love you
"Knock Three Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Balloon on a string with a note that's attached to my heart
Original Lyrics:
Pulling a string with a note that's attached to my heart
"Knock Three Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my darling, knock three times.
On the ceiling if you want Skis.
Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no.
Oh my sweetness, means you'll meet me in the hallway.
Twice on the pipe means it ain't gonna snow.
On the ceiling if you want Skis.
Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no.
Oh my sweetness, means you'll meet me in the hallway.
Twice on the pipe means it ain't gonna snow.
Original Lyrics:
Oh my darling, knock three times.
On the ceiling if you want me.
Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no.
Oh my sweetness, means you'll meet me in the hallway.
Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show.
On the ceiling if you want me.
Twice on the pipe, if the answer is no.
Oh my sweetness, means you'll meet me in the hallway.
Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show.
"Knock Three Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
One floor below me
You won't even blow me
You won't even blow me
Original Lyrics:
One floor below me
You don't even know me
You don't even know me
"Knock Three Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Twice on the pipe means you'll wake on a shore.
Original Lyrics:
Twice on the pipe means you ain't gonna show.
"Look Into My Eyes Pretty Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Chippendale
Original Lyrics:
I'm a different man
"Say, Has Anybody Seen My Sweet Gypsy Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say has anybody seen my sweet Juicy Roll?
Original Lyrics:
Say has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose?
"Say, Has Anybody Seen My Sweet Gypsy Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say has anybody seen my sweet Tootsie-roll?
Original Lyrics:
Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose?
"Say, Has Anybody Seen My Sweet Gypsy Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say has anybody seen my sweet juicy roll.
Original Lyrics:
Say has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose.
"Steppin' Out (Gonna Boogie Tonight)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enough about uh Anna, oh my sweet uh Anna
She's getting buried today
But don't worry 'bout mean mom, that mean ol' mom.
She's getting buried today
But don't worry 'bout mean mom, that mean ol' mom.
Original Lyrics:
Enough about Diana, oh my sweet Diana
She's getting married today
So don't worry 'bout me Ma, I'll be alright.
She's getting married today
So don't worry 'bout me Ma, I'll be alright.
"Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I couldn't bear to see what I'm not seeing
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I couldn't bear to see what I might see
"Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll stay on the bus,
Forget about Gus,
Put the blame on me
Forget about Gus,
Put the blame on me
Original Lyrics:
I'll stay on the bus,
Forget about us,
Put the blame on me
Forget about us,
Put the blame on me
"Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I don't see a ribbon 'round the old oak tree
Put the blame on the bus
Forget about us
Don't blame me!
Put the blame on the bus
Forget about us
Don't blame me!
Original Lyrics:
If I don't see a ribbon 'round the old oak tree
I'll stay on the bus
Forget about us
Put the blame on me.
I'll stay on the bus
Forget about us
Put the blame on me.
"Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I don't see a river 'round the old oak tree
Original Lyrics:
If I don't see a ribbon 'round the old oak tree
"Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the hole damn bus is cheap
And I can't believe I see
A hundred yellow ribbons around the ol' oak tree.
And I can't believe I see
A hundred yellow ribbons around the ol' oak tree.
Original Lyrics:
Now the whole damn bus is cheerin'
And I can't believe I see
A hundred yellow ribbons around the ol' oak tree.
And I can't believe I see
A hundred yellow ribbons around the ol' oak tree.
"Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the whole damn bus is cheatin'.
Original Lyrics:
Now the whole damn bus is cheerin'.
"Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the whole damn bus is cheerin
And I can't believe I see.
A hunk of yellow ribbon
round the ole oak tree.
And I can't believe I see.
A hunk of yellow ribbon
round the ole oak tree.
Original Lyrics:
Now the whole damn bus is cheerin'
And I can't believe I see
A hundred yellow ribbons
round the ole oak tree.
And I can't believe I see
A hundred yellow ribbons
round the ole oak tree.
"Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tie a yellow gibbon 'round the ole oak tree
Original Lyrics:
Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the ole oak tree
"Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you still love me
Original Lyrics:
If you still want me
"Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been three to four years
Original Lyrics:
It's been three long years
"Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the Oldham bus is cheering.
Original Lyrics:
Now the whole damn bus is cheering.
"Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the golden boy is peeing
Original Lyrics:
Now the old damn bus is cheering
"Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now the ole damn bus is key
Original Lyrics:
Now the whole dame bus is cheering
"Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'round the Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you still love me?
Original Lyrics:
Do you still want me?
"Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'round the Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I told the police
Original Lyrics:
If I told her please
"Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'round the Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been three more years
Original Lyrics:
It's been three long years
"Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'round the Ole Oak Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been three to four years
Original Lyrics:
It's been three long years
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