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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> O -> Oomph!

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Oomph! that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 5 misheard song lyrics for Oomph! on amIright currently.

"Auf Kurs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Protestant sperm,
Protestant sperm
Original Lyrics:
Kann ich dich spürn,
Kann ich dich spürn
"Defekt"
Misheard Lyrics:
Defect! (Ich bin allein!)
Original Lyrics:
Defekt! (Ich brenne aus!)
"Ich brenne aus" means "I'm burning out", while "Ich bin allein" means "I'm alone"
"Down in This Hole"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a chance you know just look at my hands
You know I'd sell you my heart before I sell you my soul
If there's a way you know I beg you to stay
Original Lyrics:
If there's a chance to heal these wounds in my hands
To fill this hole in my heart, to kill this hate in my soul
If there's a way, you know I'd like you to stay
"Nothing Is Real"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave my chest unbroken
Original Lyrics:
Beat my chest, I'm broken
"Willst Du Mein Leben Entern?"
Misheard Lyrics:
They stole my Nintendo!
Original Lyrics:
Willst du mein Leben kentern?

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