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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for One Direction that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 37 misheard song lyrics for One Direction on amIright currently.
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"Best Song Ever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe it's the way she walked (wow)
Satan to my heart and stole it.
Satan to my heart and stole it.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe it's the way she walked (wow)
Straight into my heart and stole it.
Straight into my heart and stole it.
"Best Song Ever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said her name was Georgia Rose
And her daddy was a bad*ss
And her daddy was a bad*ss
Original Lyrics:
Said her name was Georgia Rose
And her daddy was a dentist
And her daddy was a dentist
"Best Song Ever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight into my heart and stomach
Original Lyrics:
Straight into my heart and stole it.
"Clouds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we go again
Another go-around for another friend
Another non-stop, will it ever end?
Another go-around for another friend
Another non-stop, will it ever end?
Original Lyrics:
Here we go again
Another cold round for all of our friends
Another night stopped, will it ever end?
Another cold round for all of our friends
Another night stopped, will it ever end?
"Clouds"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna wish you never met me
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna wish you never left me
"Drag Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a river for a soul
And baby you're a bowl
And baby you're a bowl
Original Lyrics:
I got a river for a soul
And baby you're a boat
And baby you're a boat
"Drag Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a river for a soul
And baby you're a poet
And baby you're a poet
Original Lyrics:
I got a river for a soul
And baby you're a boat
And baby you're a boat
"Drag Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I didn't have you I'd never see the Sun
'Cause I already had a piece of one
'Cause I already had a piece of one
Original Lyrics:
If I didn't have you I'd never see the Sun
'Cause you taught me how to be someone
'Cause you taught me how to be someone
"Drag Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shell of a man who could never pee is bed
Original Lyrics:
The shell of a man who could never be his best
"Drag Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shell of a mannequin never be his best
Original Lyrics:
The shell of a man who could never be his best
"Kiss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want to get you get you off with my hand
I wanna, wanna, do it again and again
I wanna, wanna, do it again and again
Original Lyrics:
I just want to show you off to all of my friends
Make them all drool down their chinny-chin chins
Make them all drool down their chinny-chin chins
"Kiss You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get this kinda blush
Original Lyrics:
You get this kinda rush
"Live While We're Young"
Misheard Lyrics:
Monkey doing what we do
Original Lyrics:
We'll keep doing what we do
"Midnight Memories"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big ass party with the karate kitchen
Original Lyrics:
Big house party with the crowded kitchen
"Midnight Memories"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna stop to get meatloaf
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna stop so give me more
"Midnight Memories"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t wanna stop to get me love.
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna stop so give me more
"One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frozen in Cadbury
Original Lyrics:
Frozen and can't breathe
"One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shout meow at the sky
You’re my crib tonight
You keep making me reek
Frozen in Cadbury
You’re my crib tonight
You keep making me reek
Frozen in Cadbury
Original Lyrics:
Shot me out of the sky
You’re my kryptonite
You keep making me weak
Frozen and can’t breathe
You’re my kryptonite
You keep making me weak
Frozen and can’t breathe
"Over Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I’ll mend your broken pots
Original Lyrics:
And I’ll mend your broken parts
"Rock Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will see clearly again
Original Lyrics:
R-O-C-K me again
"Rock Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't see Katy again
Original Lyrics:
R-O-C-K me again
"Rock Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll go see Katie again
Original Lyrics:
R-O-C-K me again
"Story Of My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Story of my lie
Original Lyrics:
Story of my life
"Story Of My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Story of my life, I take a ho I drive all night, to keep a worm in time
Original Lyrics:
Story of my life, I take her home I drive all night, to keep her warm in time
"Up All Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Katy Perry's armour play, she's armour play
Original Lyrics:
Katy Perry's on replay, she's on replay
"Up All Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Katy Perry's on a plane, on a plane
Original Lyrics:
Katy Perry's on replay, she's on replay
"Up All Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Katy Perry’s on the plane, she’s on the plane.
DJ got the photo shake, the photo shake.
DJ got the photo shake, the photo shake.
Original Lyrics:
Katy Perry’s on replay, she’s on replay.
DJ got the floor to shake, the floor to shake.
DJ got the floor to shake, the floor to shake.
"What Makes You Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
And turn away when I look into your ass
Original Lyrics:
And turn away when I look into your eyes
"What Makes You Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when u scary at the ground it
Ain't hard to tell
Ain't hard to tell
Original Lyrics:
But when you smile at the ground it
Ain't hard to tell
Ain't hard to tell
"What Makes You Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when you smile at the barmaid,
Ain't hard to tell
Ain't hard to tell
Original Lyrics:
But when you smile at the ground it
Ain't hard to tell
Ain't hard to tell
"What Makes You Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now I'm milking a Jew and I can't believe
Original Lyrics:
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe
"What Makes You Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's what makes you a Rubik's Cube
Original Lyrics:
That's what makes you beautiful
"What Makes You Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way that you flip your head gets me overwhelmed
OR
The way that you flip your head gets me oh so wet
OR
The way that you flip your head gets me oh so wet
Original Lyrics:
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
"What Makes You Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
The way the tears fill your head
Original Lyrics:
The way that you flip you hair
"What Makes You Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll understand why I want you, so dance with me
Original Lyrics:
You'll understand why I want you so desperately
"What Makes You Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're ACQ
Original Lyrics:
You're insecure
"What Makes You Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're instant poo
Original Lyrics:
You're insecure
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