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There are 31 misheard song lyrics for Nine Days on amIright currently.
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"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the clothes that you wear look swell the next day.
Original Lyrics:
And your clothes never wear as well the next day.
"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the clothes that you wear look swell the next day
Your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say.
Your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say.
Original Lyrics:
And your clothes never wear as well the next day
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say.
And your hair never falls in quite the same way
You never seem to run out of things to say.
"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And though she looked so fat in photographs
or
And though she looked so bad in photographs
or
And though she looked so bad in photographs
Original Lyrics:
And while she looked so sad in photographs
"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And while she looked so sad and body-cast
Everybody loved her when she smiled.
Everybody loved her when she smiled.
Original Lyrics:
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her when she smiles.
I absolutely love her when she smiles.
"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And while she looked so sad in photographs, I absolutely never
Original Lyrics:
And while she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her
"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she's smashed
I absolutely love her
When she's smashed
Original Lyrics:
And while she looked so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles
I absolutely love her
When she smiles
"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And while she looks so sad in photographs
Absolutely nothing when she smiles.
Absolutely nothing when she smiles.
Original Lyrics:
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her when she smiles.
I absolutely love her when she smiles.
"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And why she looks so sad in photographs
An absolutely lover
When she smiles
An absolutely lover
When she smiles
Original Lyrics:
And while she looked so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her
When she smiles
I absolutely love her
When she smiles
"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her clothes never wear and smell the next day.
Original Lyrics:
Your clothes never wear as well the next day.
"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She looks so sad and mows the grass,
I absolutely love her
I absolutely love her
Original Lyrics:
She looks so sad in photographs,
I absolutely love her
I absolutely love her
"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drown the whole world,
And she looked so sad in the photograph, but I absolutely love her, when she smiles.
And she looked so sad in the photograph, but I absolutely love her, when she smiles.
Original Lyrics:
This is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world,
And while she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her When she smiles
And while she looks so sad in photographs, I absolutely love her When she smiles
"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned her homework.
Who cried a river and drowned her homework.
Original Lyrics:
This is the story of a girl
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world.
Who cried a river and drowned the whole world.
"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the story of a squirrel
Original Lyrics:
This is the story of a girl
"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you look in the mirror,
say 'How do you choose?'
say 'How do you choose?'
Original Lyrics:
When you look in the mirror,
so how do you choose
so how do you choose
"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you look in the mirror
say hi to your shoes
say hi to your shoes
Original Lyrics:
When you look in the mirror
So how do you choose?
So how do you choose?
"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While she looks so sad and full of crap
I absolutely love her when she smiles
I absolutely love her when she smiles
Original Lyrics:
While she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her when she smiles
I absolutely love her when she smiles
"Absolutely (Story of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A mattress made of leather
Original Lyrics:
I absolutely love her
"Absolutely (Story of A Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are absolutely mother
Original Lyrics:
I absolutely love her
"Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she looks so sad and lonely that
I absolutely love her when she smiles
I absolutely love her when she smiles
Original Lyrics:
And while she looks so sad in photographs
I absolutely love her when she smiles.
I absolutely love her when she smiles.
"Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Are absolutely leather
Original Lyrics:
Are absolutely of her
"Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I absolutely love her with her style
Original Lyrics:
I absolutely love her when she smiles
"Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I absolutely robbed her when she smiles
Original Lyrics:
I absolutely love her when she smiles
"Absolutely (Story of a Girl)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I absolutely robbed her when she stole
Original Lyrics:
I absolutely love her when she smiles
"Back To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a time, there was a girl who loved me more than life itself
'Buy the tampon', she said.
'Buy the tampon', she said.
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time, there was a girl who loved me more than life itself
By the duck pond, she said...
By the duck pond, she said...
"Bob Dylan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dress him up the way that they only would use it
Original Lyrics:
If there's some other way that they only would use it
"Bob Dylan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Inspiration of my art,
sucks the light out of the dark
sucks the light out of the dark
Original Lyrics:
Inspiration of my art,
search for light out of the dark
search for light out of the dark
"Bob Dylan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes the words upon this page
Original Lyrics:
Mix the words up on this page
"Bob Dylan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So f*** the only road I know.
Original Lyrics:
So walk the only road I know.
"End Up Alone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a lot a lot to learn
and you got a lot a lot to teach
and you got a lot a lot to teach
Original Lyrics:
I've got a lot of life to learn
and you've got a lot of life to teach
and you've got a lot of life to teach
"End Up Alone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the good dreams thoughs
She is a ho.
She is a ho.
Original Lyrics:
In the good dreams though
She wears no clothes.
She wears no clothes.
"If I Am" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I am, only here to watch you as you her,
I will let you down.
I will let you down.
Original Lyrics:
If I am only here to watch you as you suffer,
I will let you down.
I will let you down.
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