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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> N -> Joe Nichols

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Joe Nichols that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 8 misheard song lyrics for Joe Nichols on amIright currently.

"Brokenheartsville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet talkin' two-bit Tom has a 10-inch s******.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet-talkin', forked tongue, haf a temptin' charm.
"Brokenheartsville" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They can kiss my a**.
Original Lyrics:
They can kiss my glass.
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ma, greet us at the Holiday Inn.
Original Lyrics:
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn.
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marguerite is at the Holiday Inn.
Original Lyrics:
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marvin, meet us at the Holiday Inn.
Original Lyrics:
Margaritas at the Holiday Inn.
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
She might come home in a chamber pot
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Original Lyrics:
She might come home in a tablecloth
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off"
Misheard Lyrics:
She might come home in a tater tot
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
Original Lyrics:
She might come home in a tablecloth
Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off.
"The Impossible" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Unsinkable s***s stink.
Original Lyrics:
Unsinkable ships sink.

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Selected Albums

Impossible/Everything's a Thing
Impossible/Everything's a Thing
Joe Nichols
Joe Nichols