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"Amazing Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You, you are mocking.
Original Lyrics:
You, You are my King.
"Beutiful Sound" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a beautiful sow, rollin in the mud
Original Lyrics:
It's a beautiful sound, voices lifted up on high
"Breakfast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But they don't have a peck fest in Hell.
Original Lyrics:
But they don't serve breakfast in Hell.
"Breakfast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But you can't take friends to Hell.
Original Lyrics:
But they don't serve breakfast in Hell.
"Breakfast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold the milk, put back the sugar
We have parents to console.
We have parents to console.
Original Lyrics:
Hold the milk, put back the sugar
They are powerless to console.
They are powerless to console.
"Breakfast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold the milk, put back the sugar
Let our palates to console.
Let our palates to console.
Original Lyrics:
Hold the milk, put back the sugar
They are powerless to console.
They are powerless to console.
"Breakfast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the Big One finds you
May this song remind you
That they don't serve breakfast, inhale.
May this song remind you
That they don't serve breakfast, inhale.
Original Lyrics:
When the Big One finds you
May this song remind you
That they don't serve breakfast in Hell.
May this song remind you
That they don't serve breakfast in Hell.
"Breakfast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the bagel bites you
Original Lyrics:
When the Big One finds you
"Breakfast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the people find you
Original Lyrics:
When the Big One finds you
"Breakfast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the toast is burning
All the guilt is turning
Captain Conscience waving farewell.
All the guilt is turning
Captain Conscience waving farewell.
Original Lyrics:
When the toast is burned
And all the milk has turned
And Captain Crunch is waving farewell.
And all the milk has turned
And Captain Crunch is waving farewell.
"Cornelius" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, his burden's easy
No, we don't shave
No, we don't shave
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, his burden's easy
No, it don't chafe
No, it don't chafe
"Entertaining Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And today an angel's by the light of my
TV screen
TV screen
Original Lyrics:
Entertaining angels, by the light of my
T. V. screen.
T. V. screen.
"Entertaining Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Entertaining angels by the light of my 'gee that's great'.
Original Lyrics:
Entertaining angels by the light of my TV screen.
"Entertaining Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Entertaining angels by the light of my g-bird strings.
Original Lyrics:
Entertaining angels by the light of my TV screen.
"Entertaining Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Entertaining angels by the light of my...Gee, that's great!
Original Lyrics:
Entertaining angels by the light of my TV screen.
"Entertaining Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Entertaining angels, by the light of mind
Gee that's great.
Gee that's great.
Original Lyrics:
Entertaining angels, by the light of my
T. V. screen.
T. V. screen.
"Entertaining Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Entertaining by the light of my demon string.
Original Lyrics:
Entertaining angels by the light of my TV screen.
"Entertaining Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Postal Heaven, sing over me.
Original Lyrics:
Host of Heaven, sing over me.
"Entertaining Angels" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ya'll stop Heaven, sing over me.
Original Lyrics:
Host of Heaven, sing over me.
"Everyone's Someone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Been playing on the swing.
Original Lyrics:
Been planning on one thing.
"Everyone's Someone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fire flow
Ya darkest enemy.
Ya darkest enemy.
Original Lyrics:
Find yourself
Ya darkest enemy.
Ya darkest enemy.
"Everyone's Someone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jericho of what you thought you'd be.
Original Lyrics:
Given up on what you thought you'd be.
"Forever Man" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gain use for the modern man
Original Lyrics:
Good news for the modern man
"Foreverman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her I stand before every man.
Original Lyrics:
Here I stand the Foreverman.
"Foreverman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I stand the human hand.
Original Lyrics:
Here I stand, it's who I am.
"Giving It Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a teen flat lining.
Original Lyrics:
I was a teen flat-liner.
"Giving It Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was flat on my back, I slipped and it hurt.
Original Lyrics:
I was flat on my back, I'd slid 'til it hurt.
"God Is Not A Secret" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God is not a secret to be given
or
God is not a secret to begin
or
God is not a secret to begin
Original Lyrics:
God is not a secret to be kept
"God Is Not A Secret" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God is not a secret to big kids.
Original Lyrics:
God is not a secret to be kept.
"God Is Not A Secret" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God is not a secret to big yeah.
Original Lyrics:
God is not a secret to be kept.
"God Is Not A Secret" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard that positive popular dead.
Original Lyrics:
I heard the positive pop you dig.
"God Is Not A Secret" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd rather be dipped in wet concrete.
Original Lyrics:
I'd rather be dipped in bubonic plague.
"God Is Not A Secret" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've heard that new-age line was trip.
Original Lyrics:
I've heard that new-age lifeforce trip.
"God Is Not A Secret" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't understand
This is not. What's with the goodies?
This is not. What's with the goodies?
Original Lyrics:
You don't understand
This is not what you think it is.
This is not what you think it is.
"God of All Nations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Napalmed by your might
Original Lyrics:
Make one by Your might.
"God's Not Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God's not dead.
He's surely alive, rolling like a lion.
He's surely alive, rolling like a lion.
Original Lyrics:
God's not dead.
He's surely alive, roaring like a lion.
He's surely alive, roaring like a lion.
"God's Not Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God's not dead.
He's surely alive, rowin' like a lion
He's surely alive, rowin' like a lion
Original Lyrics:
God's not dead.
He's surely alive, roaring like a lion.
He's surely alive, roaring like a lion.
"Going Public" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no straddling fencers here.
Original Lyrics:
There's no straddling fences here.
"Good Stuff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the rhythm, We've got the rhyme
Get another dj for caller number nine
Get another dj for caller number nine
Original Lyrics:
We've got the rhythm, We've got the rhyme
Print up a T-shirt, throw them a line
Print up a T-shirt, throw them a line
"Good Stuff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the rhythm, we've got the rhyme
Rent up a DJ slidin' on a dime
Rent up a DJ slidin' on a dime
Original Lyrics:
We've got the rhythm, we've got the rhyme
Print up a T-Shirt, Throw them a line
Print up a T-Shirt, Throw them a line
"Good Stuff" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've got the rhythm, we've got the rhyme
Print up a t-shirt, throw them a lime.
Print up a t-shirt, throw them a lime.
Original Lyrics:
We've got the rhythm, we've got the rhyme
Print up a t-shirt, throw them a line.
Print up a t-shirt, throw them a line.
"He Reins"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alleluia, alleluia
Ving Rhames
Ving Rhames
Original Lyrics:
Alleluia, Alleluia
He reins.
He reins.
"In The Belly Of The Whale"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Good Lord drives
We all get a second chance.
We all get a second chance.
Original Lyrics:
The Good Lord grants
We all get a second chance.
We all get a second chance.
"In the Hands of God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
...Giving a speedo
Original Lyrics:
...giving us freedom.
"In the Hands of God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hands that are mighty to deliver
Giving a Speedo
Giving a Speedo
Original Lyrics:
Hands that are mighty to deliver
Giving us freedom
Giving us freedom
"In the Hands of God" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hands that are mighty
to deliver
Giving a speedo.
to deliver
Giving a speedo.
Original Lyrics:
Hands that are mighty
to deliver
Giving us freedom.
to deliver
Giving us freedom.
"John Woo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't s*** in your seat.
Original Lyrics:
Don't shift in your seat.
"Joy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it's a gamble, I'd already lost my s***.
Original Lyrics:
If it's a gamble, I'd already lost my shirt.
"Joy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it's a gamble, I'd already lost my ship.
Original Lyrics:
If it's a gamble, I'd already lost my shirt.
"Joy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If life's a battle, the invasion is gone great.
Original Lyrics:
If life's a gamble, the invasion is complete.
"Joy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If life's a camel, I'd already lost my s***.
Original Lyrics:
If life's a gamble, I'd already lost my shirt.
"Joy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You give me joy that's unspeakable
And a locket
And a locket, yeah.
And a locket
And a locket, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
You give me joy that's unspeakable
And I like it
And I like it, yeah.
And I like it
And I like it, yeah.
"Live In Stereo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna live each day of it out.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna live in stereo.
"Live In Stereo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The best laid plans, are in my underpants.
Original Lyrics:
The best laid plans, are in my other pants.
"Live In Stereo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to scale Everest should be less pain-ful.
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to scale Everest sherpa-less ain't fun.
"Live In Stereo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to scale every ship, no less ain't fun.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to scale Everest, sherpa-less ain't fun.
"Live In Stereo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When every sense is in my heart
Original Lyrics:
When every sense is in mono
"Live with Abandon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna live like a bandit
Give you all that I am
Give you all that I am
Original Lyrics:
I wanna live with abandon
Give You all that I am
Give You all that I am
"Live with Abandon"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna live with Batman.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna live with abandon.
"Love Liberty Disco" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall down and meet Jamaica
Original Lyrics:
Fall down and meet your maker
"Love Liberty Disco" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall down, I need your make-up.
Original Lyrics:
Fall down and meet your maker.
"Love Liberty Disco" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me doves, give me liver and Crisco
We are making dinner right now
On this day, we will all be happy people
If you can keep your liver down.
We are making dinner right now
On this day, we will all be happy people
If you can keep your liver down.
Original Lyrics:
Give me love, give me liberty, disco
The place everybody in the family's bound
On that day we will all be happy people
When Love Liberty Disco's in town.
The place everybody in the family's bound
On that day we will all be happy people
When Love Liberty Disco's in town.
"Real Good Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't get saved on married badgers
Check your balance, throw the fears
All accounts are interference
Check your balance, throw the fears
All accounts are interference
Original Lyrics:
You don't get saved on merit badges
Check your balance through the years.
All accounts are in arrears
Check your balance through the years.
All accounts are in arrears
"Say You Need Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you see Yoda?
He has a face.
He has a face.
Original Lyrics:
Do you see God?
He has a face.
He has a face.
"Say You Need Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
If the class on the fifty third is broken
It helps you escape from the pain.
It helps you escape from the pain.
Original Lyrics:
If the glass ain't half empty, then it's broken
It helps you escape from the pain.
It helps you escape from the pain.
"Say You Need Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You had a bad accident
By a logical mistake.
By a logical mistake.
Original Lyrics:
Heard it said you're an accident
A biological mistake.
A biological mistake.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dull as day, you can't assert the calm in life.
Original Lyrics:
Dull as dirt, you can't assert the kind of light.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
File the ammy, teach the poor origani.
Original Lyrics:
Fire the army, teach the poor orgami.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It isn't Larva, it sure ain't fate.
Original Lyrics:
It isn't karma, it sure ain't fate.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it shine before, Amen.
Original Lyrics:
Let it shine before all men.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make 'em wish that they were not on the outside lookin' for it.
Original Lyrics:
Make 'em wish that they were not on the outside lookin' bored.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make 'em wish that they were not
On the outside lookin' for it.
On the outside lookin' for it.
Original Lyrics:
Make 'em wish that they were not
On the outside lookin' bored.
On the outside lookin' bored.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make 'em wish that they were not
On the outside lookin' in.
On the outside lookin' in.
Original Lyrics:
Make 'em wish that they were not
On the outside lookin' bored.
On the outside lookin' bored.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make 'em wish that they were not
On the outside lookin' in.
On the outside lookin' in.
Original Lyrics:
Make 'em wish that they were not
On the outside lookin' bored.
On the outside lookin' bored.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make an Eskimo read a book.
Original Lyrics:
Make an Eskimo renounce fur.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make an Eskimo
Rent a fur.
Rent a fur.
Original Lyrics:
Make an Eskimo
Renounce fur.
Renounce fur.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make them wish that they were not
On the outside looking floored.
On the outside looking floored.
Original Lyrics:
Make them wish that they were not
On the outside looking bored.
On the outside looking bored.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make them wish that they were not
On the outside looking forward.
On the outside looking forward.
Original Lyrics:
Make them wish that they were not
On the outside looking bored.
On the outside looking bored.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make them wish that they were not
On the outside looking foreign.
On the outside looking foreign.
Original Lyrics:
Make them wish that they were not
On the outside looking bored.
On the outside looking bored.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nowhere to turn, you just ain't gonna learn
What's my line?
What's my line?
Original Lyrics:
With nowhere to turn, you ain´t gonna learn it
On "What´s My Line?"
On "What´s My Line?"
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of shape, run onto the plate
Original Lyrics:
Out of the shaker and onto the plate
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That would make an Eskimo beat her fur
That would make a vegetarian barbeque a sand trap.
That would make a vegetarian barbeque a sand trap.
Original Lyrics:
That would make an Eskimo renounce fur
That would make a vegetarian barbeque a hamster.
That would make a vegetarian barbeque a hamster.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That'd make an Eskimo rent a Spud.
Original Lyrics:
That'd make an Eskimo renounce fur.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That'd make an eskimo any further.
Original Lyrics:
That'd make an eskimo renounce fur.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That'd make an eskimo eat her fur.
Original Lyrics:
That'd make an eskimo renounce fur.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While the Amish teach the poor origami
Original Lyrics:
Fire the Army, teach the poor origami.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While the Army teach the poor origami
Original Lyrics:
Fire the Army, teach the poor orgami.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
While the armies teach the poor origami.
Original Lyrics:
Fire the army, teach the poor orgami.
"Shine" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Without a stick
You can not sip.
You can not sip.
Original Lyrics:
Dull as dirt
You can't assert.
You can't assert.
"Spirit Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it didn't come from skating with Polly Robles
Original Lyrics:
And it didn't come from skating with holy rollers
"Spirit Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a spirit thing,
it's just a holy nut,
it's like a circus judge in the brain
it's just a holy nut,
it's like a circus judge in the brain
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spirit thing,
it's just a holy nudge,
it's like a circuit judge in the brain
it's just a holy nudge,
it's like a circuit judge in the brain
"Spirit Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a circuit charge to the brain.
Original Lyrics:
It's like a circuit judge in the brain.
"Step Up To The Microphone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you don't know, then ya need a guitar.
Original Lyrics:
If you don't know, then ya need to be told.
"Step Up To The Micrphone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on a show if that's what makes your ears pick, Miss Microphone.
Original Lyrics:
Put on a show if that's what makes your ears prick this microphone.
"Take Me To Your Leader" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know why you care, don't know what..something..
Original Lyrics:
I don't know why you care, don't know what's out there.
"The Fad Of The Land" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an early comer
Already going for a hummer.
Already going for a hummer.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an early comer
Bought a Gulf War Hummer.
Bought a Gulf War Hummer.
"The Fad Of The Land" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The trailers in the traffic jam
Original Lyrics:
Day traders in a traffic jam
"The Fad Of The Land" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They got us living off the fat of the land.
or
They got us living off the fat of the lamb.
or
They got us living off the fat of the lamb.
Original Lyrics:
They got us living off the fad o' the land.
"The Fad Of The Land" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They've got us living off the family land.
Original Lyrics:
They got us livin' off the fad o' the land.
"Truth Be Known Everybody Gets A Shot" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If the truth be known, there'll be more of us to fall.
Original Lyrics:
If the truth be known, there'll be more to answer for.
"We Believe"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, Let our faith be more than ant farms
Original Lyrics:
So, let our faith be more than anthems
"Who?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As dangerous as a booger in your microwave
Original Lyrics:
Tender as a burger in your microwave
"Who?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not following a God I can read about.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not following a God I can lead around.
"Who?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tender as a booger in your microwave.
Original Lyrics:
Tender as a burger in your microwave.
"Who?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tender as a booger in your microwave
Original Lyrics:
Tender as a burger in your microwave
"Who?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tender as a booger in your microwave
Original Lyrics:
Tender as a burger in your microwave
"Woo Hoo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Request the odor of your presence.
Original Lyrics:
Request the honor of your presence.
"Woo Hoo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Request the order of your praises.
Original Lyrics:
Request the honor of your presence.
"Woo Hoo" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've crossed the horizon or your buzzum.
Original Lyrics:
Request the honor of your presence.
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