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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> N -> Randy Newman
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Randy Newman that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 38 misheard song lyrics for Randy Newman on amIright currently.
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"Burn On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cleveland, even now I can't remember
Original Lyrics:
Cleveland, even now I can remember
"Guilty"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got some whiskey from Obama
Original Lyrics:
Got some whiskey from the barman
"I Love L.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
Ate New York City
Original Lyrics:
Hate New York City
"I Love L.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
Going down Arrow Highway
Original Lyrics:
Rollin' down the Imperial Highway
"I Love L.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey New York City
Original Lyrics:
Hate New York City
"I Love L.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
I love a lay
Original Lyrics:
I Love L.A.
"I Love L.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m not your age
Original Lyrics:
I Love L.A.
"I Love to See Ya Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love a Caesar salad
Original Lyrics:
I love to see ya smile
"I Love to See You Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love to hear you snore
or
I love to sing a song
or
I love to sing a song
Original Lyrics:
I love to see you smile
"I Love to See You Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love to see your snout
Original Lyrics:
I love to see you smile
"I Love to See You Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born to make it happen
Original Lyrics:
I was born to make you happy
"It's a Jungle Out There (Monk theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a bungle out there
This odor and confusion
This odor and confusion
Original Lyrics:
It's a jungle out there
Disorder and confusion
Disorder and confusion
"It's a Jungle Out There (Monk theme song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a jumble out there
Original Lyrics:
It's a jungle out there
"It's a Jungle Out There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poised in the derrière with Brie
Original Lyrics:
Poisoning the very air we breath
"It's a Jungle Out There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pores are in the very air you breathe
Original Lyrics:
Poison in the very air you breathe
"It's a Jungle Out There"
Misheard Lyrics:
This order is confusing
Original Lyrics:
Disorder and confusion
"It's a Jungle Out There"
Misheard Lyrics:
Use a shovel out there
Original Lyrics:
It's a jungle out there
"Masterman and Baby J" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the man who masturbates Jake.
Original Lyrics:
Here come the Masterman and Baby J.
"Rednecks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night it's soulless stematics on a TV show
With some smart ass New York Jew
And the Jew laughed at the stematics
And the audience laughed at the stematics too
With some smart ass New York Jew
And the Jew laughed at the stematics
And the audience laughed at the stematics too
Original Lyrics:
Last night I saw Lester Maddox on a TV show
With some smart ass New York Jew
And the Jew laughed at Lester Maddox
And the audience laughed at Lester Maddox too
With some smart ass New York Jew
And the Jew laughed at Lester Maddox
And the audience laughed at Lester Maddox too
I decided that stematics must be some sort of statistics. I really don't know why.
"Rednecks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Went in drunk, come out drunk too
Original Lyrics:
Went in dumb, come out dumb too
"Sail Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a miracle, you get food to eat.
Original Lyrics:
In America, you get food to eat.
"Short People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Short people got no measles
Original Lyrics:
Short people got no reason
"Short People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show people got no reason
Original Lyrics:
Short people got no reason
"Short People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure, people got no reason
Original Lyrics:
Short people got no reason
"Short People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your people got no reason
Original Lyrics:
Short people got no reason
"Simon Smith & His Amazing Dancing Bear." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's amazing how bad people can be.
Original Lyrics:
It's amazing how fair people can be.
"Simon Smith & His Amazing Dancing Bear." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I'll step out in style
With my sexy smile I'll be dancing bare.
With my sexy smile I'll be dancing bare.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I'll step out in style
With my sincere smile and my dancing bear.
With my sincere smile and my dancing bear.
"Simon Smith & His Amazing Dancing Bear." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I'll step out in style
With my sissy smile and my dancing bear.
With my sissy smile and my dancing bear.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I'll step out in style
With my sincere smile and my dancing bear.
With my sincere smile and my dancing bear.
"Strange Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
Space age
or
Space ranger
or
Space ranger
Original Lyrics:
Strange things
"Under the Gun (Cop Rock theme)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's hic the highway
Original Lyrics:
Let's hit the highway
"Hic" as in hiccup.
"You've Got a Friend in Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's me and you boss
Original Lyrics:
It's me and you, boy
"You've Got a Friend in Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the road is up ahead
And your mouths and mouths
From your baseball bed
You just remember what the hotel said
Boy, you've got a friend in me
And your mouths and mouths
From your baseball bed
You just remember what the hotel said
Boy, you've got a friend in me
Original Lyrics:
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
You just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in me
And you're miles and miles
From your nice warm bed
You just remember what your old pal said
Boy, you've got a friend in me
"You've Got a Friend in Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the road looks rough a hit
And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bitch
And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bitch
Original Lyrics:
When the road looks rough ahead
And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed
And you're miles and miles from your nice warm bed
"You've Got a Friend in Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got Raggedy
Original Lyrics:
You've Got a Friend in Me
As in Raggedy Ann and Raggedy Andy.
"You've Got a Friend in Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got a friend in meat
Original Lyrics:
You've got a friend in me
"You’ve Got a Friend in Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re gonna see it’s our gasoline
Original Lyrics:
You’re gonna see it’s our destiny
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