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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Motley Crue that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 89 misheard song lyrics for Motley Crue on amIright currently.

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"Anarchy In The U.K."
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be in a cage.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be anarchy.
"Bitter Pill"
Misheard Lyrics:
The corn flake rubs against my brain.
Original Lyrics:
The conflict rubs against my grain.
"Dancin' on Glass" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Desert home grass
Original Lyrics:
Dancin' on glass
"Dr. Feelgood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cats on the corner always ignored
Somebody hit the play
Jimmy's got wide long blue hide
Got a made it Jane
Got a little highway, gonna do this all day
But at night he lost the ground
Sell his sugar to the suite
People on the street
Coolest kid in town
Original Lyrics:
Cops on the corner always ignore
Somebody's getting paid
Jimmy's got it wired, law's for hire
Got it made in the shade
Got a little hideaway, does business all day
But at night he'll always be found
Sellin' sugar to the sweet
People on the street
Call this Jimmy's town
"Dr. Feelgood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a '65 Chevy and a thousand drinks
Cops on the corner, I was ignored
I really like dreams
Let him soothe your soldiers, take his hand.
Original Lyrics:
Got a '65 Chevy, primered flames
Cops on the corner always ignore
People on the streets
Let him soothe your soul, just take his hand.
"Dr. Feelgood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a '65 Chevy, private plane a train with a pot of goods.
Original Lyrics:
Got a '65 Chevy, primered flames traded for some powdered goods.
"Dr. Feelgood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a little highway, does business all day
But at night he's lost and found
Said "I'll show you to the suite-nibble on a treat"
Call this Jimmy's town.
Original Lyrics:
Got a little hideaway, does business all day
But at night he'll always be found
Sellin' sugar to the sweet
People on the street
Call this Jimmy's town.
"Dr. Feelgood"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll tell you he's the king of the environmental streets
Nobody's sacred law
Can't buy his filth, it's a matter of love
Saving him from the law
Two-time blues and one night shoes
Time to move out quick
This time it's gonna sound
Jimmy's going down
This time it's kinda strict
Original Lyrics:
He'll tell you he's the king of these barrio streets
Moving up the shangri-la
Came by his wealth as a matter of luck
Says he never broke no law
Two time loser running out of juice
Time to move out quick
Heard a rumour going round
Jimmy's going down
This time it's gonna stick
"Dr. Feelgood"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll tell you he's the king of these briar hill streets
Original Lyrics:
He'll tell you he's the king of these barrio streets
"Dr. Feelgood"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really like dreams.
or
Bether like streams
Original Lyrics:
People on the streets
"Dr. Feelgood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Move 'em up and shake 'em along
Original Lyrics:
Movin' up to Shangri-La
"Dr. Feelgood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rag time Jimmy, he's the second hand hood
The eels and Hollywood
Got a pizza crust face and pomegranates
Treated with a powdered good
Jigsaw Jimmy, he's the one to gain
But I hear he's doing okay
Gotta put a little time to the Mexican mind
Packed his candy cane
Original Lyrics:
Rat-tailed Jimmy is a second hand hood
Deals out in Hollywood
Got a '65 Chevy, primered flames
Traded for some powdered goods
Jigsaw Jimmy he's the one in the game
But I hear he's doing okay
Got a cozy little job selling the Mexican mob
Packages the candycane
"Five Years Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wild ears lead
Original Lyrics:
Five years dead
"Girls Girls Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A body shop and some auto parts
Original Lyrics:
The Bodyshop and the Marble Arch
"Girls Girls Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Droppin' panties and I lost my heart
Original Lyrics:
Tropicana's where I lost my heart
"Girls Girls Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Raisin' hell like a southern belle
Original Lyrics:
Raisin' hell at the Seventh Veil
"Girls, Girls, Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my bozo up another trial.
Original Lyrics:
I got photos of a menage a trois.
"Girls, Girls, Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long legs and buggety lips
Original Lyrics:
Long legs and burgundy lips
"Girls, Girls, Girls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My momma and a switchblade knife
Original Lyrics:
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife
"God Bless the Children of the Beast" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God bless the children of the bees
Original Lyrics:
God bless the children of the beast
"Hell On High Heels"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sexy Suki little Geisha girl
Giving every sail around the world
Original Lyrics:
Sexy Suki little Geisha girl
Giving every samurai a twirl
"Home Sweet Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm a dreamer
Buy my harpsichord
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm a dreamer
But my heart's of gold
"Keep Your Eye on the Money"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grass stains on my mower.
Original Lyrics:
The crowd screams on for more.
"Kick Start My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
B**ch got my heart
Original Lyrics:
Kick start my heart
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't stop my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Kickstart my heart.
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't stop the ha-ha
Original Lyrics:
Kickstart my heart.
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Custom Built Bath Tour 103
Original Lyrics:
Custom built bike doing 103.
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut the fuel back to 103.
Original Lyrics:
Custom built bike doing 103
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus got my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Kick start my heart.
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumpin' stark naked from an aeroplane
Original Lyrics:
Skydive naked from an aeroplane
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kicks down the hall
Original Lyrics:
Kick start my heart.
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kickstart my heart
Holding in my farts
Original Lyrics:
Kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids down the hall
Original Lyrics:
Kickstart my heart
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
King's got a heart
Original Lyrics:
Kickstart my heart
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
My God, my eye
Original Lyrics:
Kick start my heart.
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
My yacht, my yacht, kick start my yacht.
Original Lyrics:
My heart, my heart, kick start my heart.
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Kick start my heart.
"Kickstart My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skydive naked
From an aeroplane
Or livin' with a
Body full of metal springs
Original Lyrics:
Skydive naked
From an aeroplane
Or a lady with a
Body from outerspace
"Knock 'Em Dead Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a napkin.
Original Lyrics:
Knock 'em dead, kid!
"Knock 'Em Dead, Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a napkin
Original Lyrics:
Knock 'em dead, kid.
"Knock 'em Dead, Kid" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Knock em', napkin kid.
Original Lyrics:
Knock 'em dead, kid.
"Looks That Kill" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And believe me you
She's a lovable teen.
or
She's a noble poutine.
Original Lyrics:
And believe me you
She's a number thirteen.
"Looks That Kill" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And believe me you
She's a-known for flirting.
Original Lyrics:
And believe me you
She's a number thirteen.
"Looks That Kill" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fifi Fifi goes to jail
Original Lyrics:
She's got the looks that kill
"Looks That Kill" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gonna turn on a Jewish boy.
Original Lyrics:
She's gonna turn on your juice, boy.
"Looks That Kill" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gonna turn on the Duke Boys
Then she'll turn on the power.
Original Lyrics:
She's gonna turn on your juice, boy
Then she'll turn on the power.
"Looks That Kill" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gonna turn on the Jewish boy
Original Lyrics:
She's gonna turn on your juice, boy
"Looks That Kill" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, cat scratch midnight
Original Lyrics:
The clock strikes midnight.
"Louder Than Hell"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some kind of ho
Original Lyrics:
Some got the go
"Same Ol' Situation"
Misheard Lyrics:
All around the world, I guess we'll be girls.
Original Lyrics:
All around the world, girls we'll be girls.
"Same Ol' Situation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intoduced me to her mother in her sunday dress
than did me a sweet farewell
Original Lyrics:
Interduced me to her lover in her cellophane dress
than they bid me a sweet farewell
"Same Ol' Situation"
Misheard Lyrics:
She introduced me to her lover in a Santa Fe dress
then they gave me a sweeping whirl
Original Lyrics:
She introduced me to her lover in a cellophane dress
then they bid me a sweet farewell
"Save Our Souls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sold our souls to the heavens
Sold our souls for the Promised Land.
Original Lyrics:
Save our souls for the heavens
Save our souls for the Promised Land.
"Shout At The Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shop, shop, shop
Shopping with the Devil.
Original Lyrics:
Shout, shout, shout
Shout at the Devil.
"Shout at the Devil" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shout Armadillo
Original Lyrics:
Shout at the Devil.
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Could be the Wookie 'n the school book store.
Original Lyrics:
Put me to work in the school book store.
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin' in the "lav" is cool.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
"Lav" is short for lavoratory, or restroom.
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin' in the lounge is cool.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin ain't allowed in school.
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin' in the lounge is crude
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin' really loud is cool
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows we're smokin' in the loudest room
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listenin' to the teacher that's just not my bag.
Original Lyrics:
Listenin' to the teacher rap just ain't my bag.
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in the classroom, thinkin' it's a drag
Listenin' to the teacher and adjustin' my bag.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in the classroom, thinkin' it's a drag
Listenin' to the teacher and it just ain't my bag.
Apparently only I heard it this way. Listen to the song, it's quite a funny trivial detail to bring up in a song.
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting in the classroom, thinkin' it's a drag
Listenin' to the teacher rap just at my back.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting in the classroom, thinkin' it's a drag
Listenin' to the teacher and it just ain't my bag.
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, gooby-da-wook in my school bookstore
Original Lyrics:
Well, put me to work in my school bookstore
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, who woulda looked in my school book store?
Original Lyrics:
Well, put me to work in my school bookstore.
"Smokin' In The Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wookie the wook in my school bookstore
Original Lyrics:
Well, put me to work in my school bookstore
"Smokin' in the Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody knows they're (teachers?) smokin' in the lounges too
Original Lyrics:
Everybody knows that smokin' ain't allowed in school.
"Smokin' in the Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smokin' in the lounge is cool
Original Lyrics:
Smokin' ain't allowed in school
"Smokin' in the Boys Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who'll be the Wookie in ma school book store?
Original Lyrics:
Put me to work in the school book store.
"Sumethin' For Nuthin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, eating out is never free
Original Lyrics:
Well, in and out, it's never free
"Ten Seconds To Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna hear you ragin' for.... my donkey worm
Original Lyrics:
I wanna hear your engine roar.. my gun's still warm
"Too Fast For Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Lord!! Ohhhh Lord!! Ooooo Lord!! Ooooo Lord!!
Original Lyrics:
Oh No!! Oh No!! Oo No!! Oo No!!
"Too Fast For Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red rum, red rum, red rum, red rum!
Original Lyrics:
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!
"Too Fast For Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too fat, she's too fat for love
Original Lyrics:
Too fast, she's too fast for love
"Too Young To Fall In Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open your eyes, it's like murder and Vice.
Original Lyrics:
Open your eyes, it's like fire and ice.
"Wild Side" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I carry my crucifix though I'm not Catholic.
Original Lyrics:
I carry my crucifix under my death list.
"Wild Side" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I carry my crucifix under breakfast
don't want to go to hell
Original Lyrics:
I carry my crucifix under my death list
forward my mail to me in hell
"Wild Side" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I carry my crucifix under breakfast
Don't want to go to Hill.
or
I carry my crucifix under my death wish
Follow my man to be a bell.
Original Lyrics:
I carry my crucifix under my death list
Forward my mail to me in Hell
"Wild Side" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kickin' ants on the whino sign
Original Lyrics:
Kickin' ass on the Wild Side
"Wild Side" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lions alma maters
Original Lyrics:
Liars and the martyrs
"Wild Side" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Name dropping no names
Glamorize toe pain
Original Lyrics:
Name dropping no names
Glamorize cocain
"Wild Side" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peter Mary mother may hey
Pray for use on the wild side.
or
Holy Mary mother may I
Pray for use on the wild side.
Original Lyrics:
Holy Mary mother may I
Pray for us on the wild side.
"Wild Side" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Save the lesson for the Bible ring.
Original Lyrics:
Save the blessings for the final ring.
"Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could face another day
But her manger's Tone Loc.
Original Lyrics:
I could face another day
But how many, just don't know.
"Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me pee behind a log
Original Lyrics:
Let me be me all along
"Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me pee behind the wall.
Original Lyrics:
Let me be me all along.
"Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a chew
Original Lyrics:
Without you
"Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without you, my world is gone
Let me pee pee on the lawn.
Original Lyrics:
Without you, my hope is small
Let me be me all along.

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