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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> John Michael Montgomery
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for John Michael Montgomery that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 34 misheard song lyrics for John Michael Montgomery on amIright currently.
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"Beer And Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't nothin' but beer and b***s.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't nothin' but beer and bones.
"Beer And Bones" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't nutten but beer and bones.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't nothin' but beer and bones.
"Cover You In Kisses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For a glass of Blatz we'd whine
Original Lyrics:
Pour a glass of that sweet wine
"Grundy County Auction"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's and eight, she's a nine, she's a ten-eyed goat
Original Lyrics:
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten I know
"Hold On To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on to me when theres no men around
or
Hold on to me when theres no mental greyhound.
or
Hold on to me when theres no mental greyhound.
Original Lyrics:
Hold on to me when there's no middle ground.
"Hold On To Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on to me when your world's going down.
or
Hold on to me when I'm going to drowned.
or
Hold on to me when I'm on the ground.
or
Hold on to me when I'm going to drowned.
or
Hold on to me when I'm on the ground.
Original Lyrics:
hold on to me when there's no middle ground.
"Home To You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hit my brain but that's okay
I get to come home to you.
I get to come home to you.
Original Lyrics:
It might rain but that's okay
I get to come home to you.
I get to come home to you.
"I Can Love You Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Be all you can be
Original Lyrics:
Be all that you need
"I Can Love You Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna take a piss
Original Lyrics:
If you want tenderness
"I Can Love You Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't have to wait for more
Original Lyrics:
You don't have to wait no more
"I Can Love You Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You want tender lips
I've got tender lips
I've got tender lips
Original Lyrics:
You want tenderness
I've got tenderness
I've got tenderness
"I Swear"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when just the two of us are there
You won't have to ask if I still care
You won't have to ask if I still care
Original Lyrics:
And when there's silver in your hair
You won't have to ask if I still care
You won't have to ask if I still care
"I Swear"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the patience in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
I see the questions in your eyes
"I Swear"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the questions in your life
Original Lyrics:
I see the questions in your eyes
"I Swear"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the questions in your mind
Original Lyrics:
I see the questions in your eyes
"I Swear"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sweat
By the moon and the stars in disguise
By the moon and the stars in disguise
Original Lyrics:
I Swear
By the moon and the stars in the skies
By the moon and the stars in the skies
"I Swear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the shadow that’s by your sign
Original Lyrics:
Like the shadow that’s by your side
"Life's A Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Heck, sure, things blow up in my face.
Original Lyrics:
Had sure things blow up in my face.
"Life's A Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like trying to get off of a water spout.
Original Lyrics:
It's like trying to get oil from a water spout.
"Life's A Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like trying to get off on a water spout.
Original Lyrics:
It's like trying to get oil from a water spout.
"Life's A Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seen it all tryin' to win the race.
Original Lyrics:
Seemed a long shot win the race.
"Life's A Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to get off from a water spout.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to get oil from a water spout.
"Life's A Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to get the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to beat off in a watersout.
Was like trying to beat off in a watersout.
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to get the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a waterspout.
Was like trying to get oil from a waterspout.
"Life's A Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get home from a water spout.
Was like trying to get home from a water spout.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a water spout.
Was like trying to get oil from a water spout.
"Life's A Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get off on a water spout.
Was like trying to get off on a water spout.
Original Lyrics:
Trying to find the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a water spout.
Was like trying to get oil from a water spout.
"Life's a Dance" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Trying' to get the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get off on a waterspout
Was like trying to get off on a waterspout
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to get the courage to ask her out
Was like trying to get oil from a waterspout.
Was like trying to get oil from a waterspout.
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My mind told me I shouldm't have seen it coughing,
But my heart's a-going ahead make a bid on the last
But my heart's a-going ahead make a bid on the last
Original Lyrics:
My mind told me I should proceed with caution
But my heart said, 'Go ahead and make a bid on that!'
But my heart said, 'Go ahead and make a bid on that!'
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a Nate, she's a nine, she's a kid I know
Original Lyrics:
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten I know
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten eyed goat
Original Lyrics:
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten I know
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my mate, she's my fate, she's a G.I. Joe
Original Lyrics:
She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten I know
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We found love on the auction block
In a haunted kind of way.
In a haunted kind of way.
Original Lyrics:
We found love on the auction block
And I hauled her heart away.
And I hauled her heart away.
"Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We found love on the auction block
In a whole-hearted way.
In a whole-hearted way.
Original Lyrics:
We found love on the auction block
And I hauled her heart away.
And I hauled her heart away.
"The Little Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the shrinking and the farting
Original Lyrics:
And the drinking and the fighting
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