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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Montgomery Gentry

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Montgomery Gentry that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 17 misheard song lyrics for Montgomery Gentry on amIright currently.

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"Daddy Won't Sell The Farm" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh a little country boy needs a ride
Original Lyrics:
Oh a little country boy can survive
"Hillbilly Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Might kick a little s*** into you.
Original Lyrics:
Might kick a little sense into you.
"Hillbilly Shoes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You work all day in the mud on fire
Might even kick a little sh*t into you
Original Lyrics:
You work all day in the muck and the mire
Might even kick a little sense into you
"If It's The Last Thing I Do" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been livin' on truckstop coffee, cigaretts, and bottom of the sea.
Original Lyrics:
I've been livin' on truckstop coffee, cigaretts, and vitamin C.
"If You Ever Stop Loving Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By a n***** and a big man
Half this love rose, so my life goes.
Original Lyrics:
By bigger and badder men
Hard rain, Rough Roads, so my life goes.
"If You Ever Stop Loving Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Five fingered and battled men
Original Lyrics:
By bigger and badder men
"Lonely & Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never heard a house sound sold out with memories
Original Lyrics:
I never heard a house sound so loud with memories
"Lonely & Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never heard a howl sound so loud with memories
Original Lyrics:
I never heard a house sound so loud with memories
"Lonely & Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
I never heard a howl sound so loud with memories
Original Lyrics:
I never heard a house sound so loud with memories
"Merry Christmas From The Family"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hallelujah! Everybody say, 'Jeez!
Merry Christmas from the family!'
Original Lyrics:
Hallelujah! Everybody say, 'Cheese!'
Merry Christmas from the family!
"My Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A pale blue water tower
With 'I love t*****s' painted in bright green.
Original Lyrics:
A pale blue water tower
With 'I love Jenny' painted in bright green.
"My Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come Sunday morning service
At the Church of Christ
Well they're raining in D.C.
To be found
This is my town
Original Lyrics:
Come Sunday morning service
At the Church of Christ
Well there ain't an empty seat
To be found
This is my town
"My Town" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a for-sale sign on a big old rusty Kaiser.
Original Lyrics:
There's a 'For-Sale' sign on a big old rusty tractor.
The kaiser was built from 1946-1955 by Kaiser Steel. It came in body styles like 8-passenger sedan, coupe, sedan, two-door sedan, and the world's first hatchback.
"Scarecrow" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
About all I'm gonna do when I turn down this road.
Original Lyrics:
About all I'm gonna do when I climb down off this pole.
"She Don't Tell Me To"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got dreams to sodomize.
Original Lyrics:
I've got dreams in this heart of mine.
"Speed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like to pray in this old truck.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to trade in this old truck.
"Speed" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's a one eyed knee seed.
Original Lyrics:
That's what I need.

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Selected Albums

Hillbilly Shoes
Hillbilly Shoes
My Town
My Town
Tattoos & Scars
Tattoos & Scars
You Do Your Thing
You Do Your Thing