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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Liza Minnelli

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Liza Minnelli that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 7 misheard song lyrics for Liza Minnelli on amIright currently.

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"(Life is a) Cabaret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't sit at home
All alone on your own.
Come hear the music play!
Life is a Cabaret, old chum.
Come hear the Cabaret.
Original Lyrics:
What good is sitting
Alone in your room?
Come hear the music play
Life is a cabaret, old chum
Come to the cabaret
I don't like rhetorical questions because they sub the listener, so I guess I recalled the lyrics in this modified form.
"(Life is a) Cabaret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a Cabaret Ocean
Original Lyrics:
Life is a Cabaret, old chum
"(Life is a) Cabaret"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a Cow Parade
Original Lyrics:
Life is a Cabaret Come to the Cabaret etc
Note: she spells her surname with two N's, not one.
"Liza With A 'Z'"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Liza with a Z, not Lisa with an S
'Cause Lisa with an S goes snot.
Original Lyrics:
It's Liza with a Z, not Lisa with an S
'Cause Lisa with an S goes 'sss' not 'zzz'.
"Second Hand Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even our piano in the parlor
Daddy bought for ten cents in the dormer.
Original Lyrics:
Even our piano in the parlor
Daddy bought for ten cents on the dollar.
"Theme from New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be apart from it
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be a part of it
"Theme from New York, New York"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I can make it here
Original Lyrics:
If I can make it there

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