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There are 104 misheard song lyrics for Men Without Hats on amIright currently.
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"Antarctica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Electra, the beaches at last.
Original Lyrics:
On Mercator, the beach is endless.
"Hey Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every single moment like a Churchill day
Original Lyrics:
Every single moment like a judgement day
"Hey Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said Hellmann
Original Lyrics:
I said "hey men"
"Hey Men"
Misheard Lyrics:
Payday
Original Lyrics:
Hey men
"I Got The Message"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a possible endeavor and it's easy to say.
Original Lyrics:
Et c'est facile a dire and it's easy to say.
"I Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
I say: That's plain as day
How can they be right anyway?
How can they be right anyway?
Original Lyrics:
I say: That's plain as day
I hope you've got yours right anyway.
I hope you've got yours right anyway.
"I Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
They cannot donate
Where did they go?
They went to get it done before they got too old.
Where did they go?
They went to get it done before they got too old.
Original Lyrics:
They kidnapped Tony
Where did they go?
They went to get it done before he got too old.
Where did they go?
They went to get it done before he got too old.
"I Like"
Misheard Lyrics:
They talk behind your back and make their faces really straight.
Original Lyrics:
They talk behind your back, and to your face, they're really sweet.
"In the 21st Century"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the river was dry
Original Lyrics:
When the river runs dry
"Moonbeam"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty little movie
Original Lyrics:
A pretty little moonbeam
"Pop Goes The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little baby and a big old bum
Original Lyrics:
Little baby a Big Bonhomme
Bonhomme is the mascot of the Quebec winter carnival, and makes an appearance in the video for this song, which showed me my error.
"Pop Goes the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bob Dole's the one
Original Lyrics:
Pop goes the world
"Pop Goes the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four goes to one
Original Lyrics:
Pop goes the world
"Pop Goes the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz
Original Lyrics:
Pop goes the world
"Pop Goes the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop 4 to 1
Original Lyrics:
Pop goes the world
"Pop Goes the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop goes the one
Original Lyrics:
Pop goes the world
"Pop Goes the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pop goes the worm
Original Lyrics:
Pop goes the world
"Pop Goes the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tacos for more
Original Lyrics:
Pop goes the world
"Pop Goes the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tacos for one
Original Lyrics:
Pop goes the world
"Pop Goes the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
That goes for one
Original Lyrics:
Pop goes the world
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can act like I'm innocent
Original Lyrics:
And I can act like an imbecile
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And surprise 'em with a big Cha guy
Original Lyrics:
And surprise 'em with a victory cry
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And surprise 'em with a big trick eye
Original Lyrics:
And surprise 'em with a victory cry
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And surprise 'em with a bitchy guy
Original Lyrics:
And surprise 'em with a victory cry
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And surprise them with a big chick rye.
Original Lyrics:
And surprise them with a victory cry.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And surprise them with a big cigar.
Original Lyrics:
And surprise them with a victory cry.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
We can dance
{Francois}
Leave the real one far behind
We can dance
{Francois}
Original Lyrics:
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
We can dance
{Danser}
Leave the real one far behind
We can dance
{Danser}
"Danser" is French for 'to dance'.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we can act like we come from out of this world
We can yowl on far behind
We can dance
(Poncy)
We can yowl on far behind
We can dance
(Poncy)
Original Lyrics:
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
We can dance
{Danser}
Leave the real one far behind
We can dance
{Danser}
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we can act real rude and totally re-mood
Original Lyrics:
And we can act really rude and totally removed
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we can dance (What'd he say?)
Original Lyrics:
And we can dance (Danser)
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we can dance -- What you say?
Original Lyrics:
And we can dance -- danser
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we can dance...and sing
Original Lyrics:
And we can dance...danser
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we can dress real neat from our hearts to our feet
Original Lyrics:
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can act real cool and go to Liverpool
And I can act like an imbecile.
And I can act like an imbecile.
Original Lyrics:
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile.
And I can act like an imbecile.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can act real rude and totally remove
And I can act like I'm in Brazil
And I can act like I'm in Brazil
Original Lyrics:
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
And I can act like an imbecile
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can act real rude and totally removed,
like an African in Brazil.
like an African in Brazil.
Original Lyrics:
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile.
And I can act like an imbecile.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like I'm in Brazil.
And I can act like I'm in Brazil.
Original Lyrics:
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile.
And I can act like an imbecile.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can act real rude and totally removed
Like an octagon imbecile
Like an octagon imbecile
Original Lyrics:
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
And I can act like an imbecile
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can act real rude and tote a little
Buddha like an African in Brazil.
Buddha like an African in Brazil.
Original Lyrics:
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile.
And I can act like an imbecile.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you can act real rude, we'll totally remove
You like an octagon in Brazil.
You like an octagon in Brazil.
Original Lyrics:
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile.
And I can act like an imbecile.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you cannot feel good and pull 'em all over
And I can act like an imbecile.
And I can act like an imbecile.
Original Lyrics:
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile.
And I can act like an imbecile.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as we abuse it
Never gonna lose it.
Never gonna lose it.
Original Lyrics:
As long as we have music
Never gonna lose it.
Never gonna lose it.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as we can't use it, an Arizona Lizard.
Original Lyrics:
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as we have music, we're never gonna lose it
Original Lyrics:
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as we have music
Never gonna lose it.
Never gonna lose it.
Original Lyrics:
As long as we abuse it
Never gonna lose it
Never gonna lose it
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm an as*hole in Brazil
Original Lyrics:
And I can act like an imbecile.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody look at Hans
Original Lyrics:
Everybody look at your hands
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody look at Japan.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody look at your hands.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody look at you in Hants.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody look at your hands.
Hants is a name of a county in England, southwest of London.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody look at your pans.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody look at your hands.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody look at your pants
Original Lyrics:
Everybody look at your hands
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody take off your pants.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody look at your hands.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it safe to dance?
Original Lyrics:
It's the safety dance.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a shaky dance
Original Lyrics:
It's the Safety Dance
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so safe to dance
Original Lyrics:
Its the safety dance
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's save the dance.
Original Lyrics:
It's the safety dance.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let’s save the dance
Original Lyrics:
It's the safety dance.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like an African imbecile
Original Lyrics:
I can act like an imbecile
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like an African in Brazil.
Original Lyrics:
I can act like an imbecile.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like an applicant imbecile
Original Lyrics:
And I can act like an imbecile.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like an octagon in the wheel
Original Lyrics:
And I can act like an imbecile.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
May as lay well down the line.
Original Lyrics:
A place where they will never find.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say Gdansk.
Original Lyrics:
Safety dance.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance (und sing).
or
We can dance (and sing).
or
We can dance (and sing).
Original Lyrics:
We can dance (danser).
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your pants behind
'Cuz if your pants don't dance and if they don't dance
Then they're no pants of mine.
We can leave your pants behind
'Cuz if your pants don't dance and if they don't dance
Then they're no pants of mine.
Original Lyrics:
We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cuz your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Then they're no friends of mine.
We can leave your friends behind
'Cuz your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Then they're no friends of mine.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance on the water
Original Lyrics:
We can dance if we want to
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance to the lotto.
Original Lyrics:
We can dance if we want to.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance, everybody look at Jahan
Original Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance, everybody look at your hands
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance, everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it before the wall.
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it before the wall.
Original Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance, everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it from pole to pole.
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it from pole to pole.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance, everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it for the poor.
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it for the poor.
Original Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance, everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it from pole to pole.
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it from pole to pole.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance, everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it in both holes.
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it in both holes.
Original Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance, everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it from pole to pole.
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it from pole to pole.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance, everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance, we're doing it before the war.
We can dance, we can dance, we're doing it before the war.
Original Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance, everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance, we're doing it from pole to pole.
We can dance, we can dance, we're doing it from pole to pole.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance, everything's under control.
We can dance, we can dance, they're doing it in Baltimore.
We can dance, we can dance, they're doing it in Baltimore.
Original Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance, everything's out of control.
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it from pole to pole.
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it from pole to pole.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance, everything's under control.
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it from pole to pole
Original Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance, everything's out of control.
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it from pole to pole
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance, everything's under control.
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it from wall to wall (like with an English accent).
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it from wall to wall (like with an English accent).
Original Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance, everything's out of control.
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it from pole to pole.
We can dance, we can dance, we're doin' it from pole to pole.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at Jahan
Everybody look at Jahan
Original Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
Everybody look at your hands
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dress real neat
From our hats to our feet
And so fry them with the electric iron.
From our hats to our feet
And so fry them with the electric iron.
Original Lyrics:
We can dress real neat
From our hats to our feet
And surprise them with a victory cry.
From our hats to our feet
And surprise them with a victory cry.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dress real neat
From our heads to our feet
And surprise them with a big Shikai.
From our heads to our feet
And surprise them with a big Shikai.
Original Lyrics:
We can dress real neat
From our hats to our feet
And surprise them with a victory cry.
From our hats to our feet
And surprise them with a victory cry.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dress real neat
From our heads to our feet
And surprise them with an electric eye
From our heads to our feet
And surprise them with an electric eye
Original Lyrics:
We can dress real neat
From our hats to our feet
And surprise them with a victory cry
From our hats to our feet
And surprise them with a victory cry
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can eat your friend's behind.
Original Lyrics:
We can leave your friends behind.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could dance in Oahu
Original Lyrics:
We can dance if we want to
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could dance in the wahoo
Original Lyrics:
We can dance if we want to
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll save the dance.
Original Lyrics:
It's the safety dance.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll save the dance
Original Lyrics:
We'll safety dance.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're condensed
Original Lyrics:
We can dance
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gettin down to the motto.
Original Lyrics:
We can dance if we want to.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why, is it safe to dance?
Original Lyrics:
It's the safety dance!
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wiccan dance, Wiccan dance
Original Lyrics:
We can dance, we can dance.
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can act so rude and totally removed
Like an African in Brazil
Like an African in Brazil
Original Lyrics:
You can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
And I can act like an imbecile
"Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can act so rude and totally revolted
you can act like an imbecile
you can act like an imbecile
Original Lyrics:
You can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
And I can act like an imbecile
"The Great Ones Remember"
Misheard Lyrics:
Generals have more guns
Say we are still as proud.
Say we are still as proud.
Original Lyrics:
Generals and morons
Say we are still as proud.
Say we are still as proud.
"The Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken Dance
Original Lyrics:
We can dance
"The Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken dance
Original Lyrics:
We can dance
"The Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody go to Japan
Original Lyrics:
Everybody look at your hands
"The Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody look at Johann
Original Lyrics:
Everybody look at your hands
"The Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody look at your friends
Original Lyrics:
Everybody look at your hands
"The Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody look up Japan
or
Everybody look up Johann
or
Everybody look up Johann
Original Lyrics:
Everybody look at your hands
It kind of makes sense before Google or Wikipedia, given you could look at an encyclopedia to “look up” stuff!
"The Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody take off your pants
Original Lyrics:
Everybody look at your hands
"The Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance if we waddo
Original Lyrics:
We could dance if we want to
"The Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can dance we can dance
We're doing it before the pope
We're doing it before the pope
Original Lyrics:
We can dance we can dance
We're doing it from pole to pole
We're doing it from pole to pole
"The Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could dance in the water
Original Lyrics:
We could dance if we want to
"The Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll go dancing tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
We could dance if we want to
"The Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weekend dance
Original Lyrics:
We can dance
"Where Do the Boys Go?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sing:
Original Lyrics:
I say:
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