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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Katie Melua that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 7 misheard song lyrics for Katie Melua on amIright currently.

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"Closest Thing To Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out of nothing I'm standing strong.
Original Lyrics:
How can I think I'm standing strong?
"Closest Thing to Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you make me fall apart?
Then break my foal with loving lies
Original Lyrics:
How can you make me fall apart?
Then break my fall with loving lies
"Closest Thing to Crazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the closest thing to crazy I have ever been
Feeling 22, acting 70
Original Lyrics:
This is the closest thing to crazy I have ever been
Feeling 22, acting 17
"If You Were A Sailboat"
Misheard Lyrics:
if I was in jail I know you'd screw me
Original Lyrics:
if I was in jail I know you'd spring me
"Nine Million Bicycles In Beijing"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are nine million bison in Beijing.
Original Lyrics:
There are nine million bicycles in Beijing.
"Nine Million Bicycles in Beijing"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are nine men on bicycles in Beijing.
Original Lyrics:
There are nine million bicycles in Beijing.
"Sailing Ships From Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the second shifts from heaven won’t be long.
Original Lyrics:
For the sailing ships from heaven won’t be long.

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