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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Mel and Kim

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mel and Kim that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 14 misheard song lyrics for Mel and Kim on amIright currently.

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"Get Fresh At The Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bet Fred at the weekend, Lose your house
Original Lyrics:
Get fresh at the weekend, Showing out
"Respectable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bold dimension
Original Lyrics:
Bold advances
"Respectable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get out of view, we just don't have the time
Original Lyrics:
Get out of here, we just don't have the time
"Respectable"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like Alsatians but you'll never change us
OR
Life has changed us but you'll never change us
Original Lyrics:
Like us, hate us but you'll never change us
"Respectable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a sailor
Original Lyrics:
Like us, hate us.
"Respectable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Respect a bull
Original Lyrics:
Respectable
"Respectable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take or leave us
Only please believe us
We ain't never gonna be Inspector Bond
Original Lyrics:
Take or leave us
Only please believe us
We ain't never gonna be respectable
"Respectable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take or leave us
Only please believe us
We ain't never gonna be in the "Cannonball"
Original Lyrics:
Take or leave us
Only please believe us
We ain't never gonna be respectable
"Respectable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take or leave us
Only please believe us
We ain't never gonna be in the "Cannonball"
Original Lyrics:
Take or leave us
Only please believe us
We ain't never gonna be respectable
"Respectable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking chances
Foiled advances
Don't care if you think we're not alright.
Original Lyrics:
Taking chances
Bold advances
Don't care if you think we're out of line.
"Respectable"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need to know the weather's wild.
Original Lyrics:
We don't need to know the "where or why".
"Showing Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't afford to wear fine underclothes
Original Lyrics:
Can't afford to wear diamonds and pearls
"That's The Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
He let you down
And churned it out.
Original Lyrics:
You may be down
But you're not out.
"That's the Way It Is"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now he's a skunk
Original Lyrics:
And now he's gone

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