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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Megadeth
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Megadeth that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 115 misheard song lyrics for Megadeth on amIright currently.
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"99 Ways To Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a short one in the Air Force.
Original Lyrics:
Got a short between the earphones.
"99 Ways to Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta shoot these stupid hippos.
Original Lyrics:
Got a short between the earphones.
"99 Ways to Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take life from tomorrow
Cause I've burned out my toupee
Cause I've burned out my toupee
Original Lyrics:
Take life from tomorrow
Cause I've burned out my today
Cause I've burned out my today
"99 Ways to Die"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're not ready to see you yet,
I'm not gonna wait in line
I'm not gonna wait in line
Original Lyrics:
We're not ready to see you yet,
99 ways to die
99 ways to die
"99 ways to die"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take life from tomorrow Cause Ive burned out my today
Original Lyrics:
Take life from tomorrow Cause Ive burned out my toupee
"A Tout Le Monde" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
At two in the mornin'
A do mess of me jer mesh a shame
Jer back but tear.
A do mess of me jer mesh a shame
Jer back but tear.
Original Lyrics:
A tout le monde
A tout mes amis je vous aime
Je dois partir.
A tout mes amis je vous aime
Je dois partir.
"A Tout Le Monde" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If my heart were still alive
I know it shouldn't break.
I know it shouldn't break.
Original Lyrics:
If my heart were still alive
I know it'll surely break.
I know it'll surely break.
"A Tout Le Monde" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If my heart were still alive
I know it'd s*** a brick.
I know it'd s*** a brick.
Original Lyrics:
If my heart were still alive
I know it'll surely break.
I know it'll surely break.
"Addicted to Chaos" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the mousetrap out and see
Original Lyrics:
Tangled abstract fallacy
"Architecture Of Aggression" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ring missions' bells for the boys of the dead
When my name's drawn
When my name's drawn
Original Lyrics:
Great nations built from the bones of the dead
With mud and straw
With mud and straw
"Bad Omen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Black master of darkness comes
The moon is full tonight.
The moon is full tonight.
Original Lyrics:
Their masters' time has come
The moon is full tonight.
The moon is full tonight.
"Blood Of Heroes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking with stiff genetalia
Original Lyrics:
Walking stiff let me tell you
"Burning Bridges"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a finger for you.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a secret for you.
"Capitive Honour" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Bongo In Rowanda
Original Lyrics:
Captive honor ain't no honor
"Captive Honor" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He is in doctor pools and guaranteed lungs
Original Lyrics:
He is untouchable and guarantees you'll lose
"Captive Honour" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Captain Whino ain't no whiner.
Original Lyrics:
Captive honor ain't no honor.
"Crush 'Em"
Misheard Lyrics:
Older guys don't think twice and we crush, crush 'em.
Original Lyrics:
Roll the dice, don't think twice and we crush, crush 'em.
"Devil's Island" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jerusalem, here I stay.
Original Lyrics:
Devil's Island, here I stay.
"Elysian Fields" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One last look at fish and chips and mash
The last vegetable found on Earth.
The last vegetable found on Earth.
Original Lyrics:
One last look at visions of flesh
The last best hope of man on Earth.
The last best hope of man on Earth.
"Elysian Fields" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We have stolen the heavens
Their raisins, sauce and cheese.
Their raisins, sauce and cheese.
Original Lyrics:
We are storming the heavens
To raise the swords and shields.
To raise the swords and shields.
"FI've Magics" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thigh master, buy matches.
Original Lyrics:
I master, five magics.
He lost his mom around 2005. We still laugh about it when we get together. One of our favorite memories of her.
"Five Magics" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I mastered five magics.
Original Lyrics:
Thy Master, five magics.
"Five Magics" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thigh master, Thigh magic...
Original Lyrics:
I master five magics, I master five magics.
"Gears of War"
Misheard Lyrics:
A mere going or heavy metal accident
Original Lyrics:
A more sophisticated way to end up dead
"High Speed Dirt" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the tree of the Gods, a gremlin search.
Original Lyrics:
Energy of the Gods, adrenaline surge.
"Holy Wars...The Punishment Due" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down in my seat of judgement
Callous wagon, pumpkin pie.
Callous wagon, pumpkin pie.
Original Lyrics:
Down in my seat of judgement
Gavel's bang, uphold the law.
Gavel's bang, uphold the law.
"Holy Wars...The Punishment Due" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Next thing you know
They'll take my dogs away
They'll take my dogs away
Original Lyrics:
Next thing you know
They'll take my thoughts away.
They'll take my thoughts away.
"Holy Wars...The Punishment Due" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Next thing you know
They'll take my powers away.
They'll take my powers away.
Original Lyrics:
Next thing you know
They'll take my thoughts away.
They'll take my thoughts away.
"Holy Wars...The Punishment Due" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The Master Race, no one disgraced
No foolish nineties band.
No foolish nineties band.
Original Lyrics:
My past erased, no more disgrace
No foolish naive stand.
No foolish naive stand.
"Holy Wars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I don't say it
Don't mean I ain't Megadeth
Don't mean I ain't Megadeth
Original Lyrics:
Because I don't say it
Don't mean I ain't thinking it
Don't mean I ain't thinking it
"Holy Wars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bill Paxton
With two kilos of granite
With two kilos of granite
Original Lyrics:
Fill the cracks in
With judicial granite.
With judicial granite.
"Holy Wars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill the cracks in
With green peas and carrots.
With green peas and carrots.
Original Lyrics:
Fill the cracks in
With judicial granite.
With judicial granite.
"Holy Wars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill the craks in
With Judas' prayin'
With Judas' prayin'
Original Lyrics:
Fill the cracks in
With judicial granite.
With judicial granite.
"Hook In Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F is for fighting, art is forehead
Incest is right, it baffles the shed.
Incest is right, it baffles the shed.
Original Lyrics:
F is for fighting, R is for red
Ancestors' blood in battles they've shed.
Ancestors' blood in battles they've shed.
"Looking Down The Cross"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking down the cross, Mister Weebles.
Original Lyrics:
Looking down the cross, speak no evil.
"Mary Jane" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forgive me father, for I have sinned,
I have staled of the air and bitched of the queen.
I have staled of the air and bitched of the queen.
Original Lyrics:
Forgive me father, for I have sinned,
I am a child of the air and I'm a witch of the wind
I am a child of the air and I'm a witch of the wind
"Mechanix" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marijuana is good for the head.
Original Lyrics:
May the ball bearings melt from the heat.
"Mechanix" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Met a walrus from behind.
Original Lyrics:
Made my ball bearings melt from the heat.
"Moto Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody is a motor cycle
Original Lyrics:
Everybody is a Moto Psycho
"Moto Psycho"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wondering if you know there's
Some windows on this train.
Some windows on this train.
Original Lyrics:
One way ticket nowhere
There's no windows on this train.
There's no windows on this train.
"My Last Words" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My ass’s so tight, gotta get myself laid.
Original Lyrics:
My life’s on time, but again my sense is late.
"Paranoid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you help me? Won't you f*** my brain?
Original Lyrics:
Can you help me occupy my brain?
"Peace Sells, But Who's Buying?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whaddya mean, I stole your sister?
Original Lyrics:
What do you mean, 'I don't support your system'?
"Peace Sells, But Who's Buying?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you mean, 'I don't support your sister'?
Original Lyrics:
What do you mean, 'I don't support your system'?
"Peace Sells, But Who's Buying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at me, I don't believe in God
Original Lyrics:
What do you mean "I don't believe in God"?
"Peace Sells, But Who's Buying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
News sales, produce fire!
Original Lyrics:
Peace sells, but who's buying?
"Peace Sells, But Who's Buying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peace sells, for the fire
Original Lyrics:
Peace sells, but who's buying?
"Poison Was The Cure" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you were a women, man
I'd love you anyway.
I'd love you anyway.
Original Lyrics:
A snake you were when we met
I loved you anyway.
I loved you anyway.
"Promises"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I come from a place where they drag your horse through the mud
Original Lyrics:
And I come from a place where they drag your hopes through the mud
"Promises"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will need you in the Next Life, I promise you
Original Lyrics:
I will meet you in the Next Life, I promise you
"Promises"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wind sings an ancient mebble song.
Original Lyrics:
The wind sings our name in rebel songs.
"Promises"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wind sings our name in applesauce.
Original Lyrics:
The wind sings our name in rebel songs.
"Promises"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wind sings our name in metal songs.
Original Lyrics:
The wind sings our name in rebel songs.
"Psychotron" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bi-bionic, ain't no gimmick, I'm a cyborg.
Original Lyrics:
Part bionic, and organic, not a cyborg.
"Psychotron" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Part bionic, inorganic
Original Lyrics:
Part bionic and organic
The sheet music to the "Countdown to Extinction" album has these listed as the lyrics.
"Psychotron" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Popeye honor, ain't no gimmick, line of sorrow
Original Lyrics:
Part bionic, and organic, not a cyborg
"Rust In Peace... Polaris" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I rise from the sea like a god.
Original Lyrics:
I spread disease like a dog.
"Rust In Peace... Polaris" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rotted n***er of death wrestles your tonsils.
Original Lyrics:
Rotten egg air of death wrestles your nostrils.
"Rust In Peace" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I smoke like a chimney, discharge my payload
Original Lyrics:
I spread disease like a dog, discharge my payload
"Rust in Peace... Polaris" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Discharge in my pillow
Original Lyrics:
Discharge my payload
"Rust in Peace... Polaris" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we're deceased
Original Lyrics:
When will this cease?
"Skin O' My Teeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got wrists stonning slits
or
I've got wrists donning slits,
flowing constantly
flowing constantly
or
I got writs bearing slurps,
blowing constantly
blowing constantly
or
I got writs bearing slurps,
blowing constantly
blowing constantly
Original Lyrics:
I had wrists donning slits,
flowing constantly
flowing constantly
"Skin O' My Teeth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had questions on the lyrics,
flowing constantly
flowing constantly
Original Lyrics:
I had wrists donning slits,
flowing constantly
flowing constantly
"Sleepwalker"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then it becomes a massive stupidity.
Original Lyrics:
And then I wake up and it was all just a dream.
"Sweating Bullets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling paranoid
The enemy of phosphoros
The enemy of phosphoros
Original Lyrics:
Feeling paranoid
True enemy or false friend?
True enemy or false friend?
"Sweating Bullets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shopping at the Brick.
Original Lyrics:
I'm chomping at the bit.
"Sweating Bullets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shopping at the bit
Original Lyrics:
I'm chomping at the bit
"Sweating Bullets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shopping at the pit as my moms are getting laid, sweating bull heads.
Original Lyrics:
I'm chomping at the bit, and my palms are getting wet, sweating bullets.
"Sweating Bullets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nice story - can't feel the practise.
Original Lyrics:
Nice story - tell it to Reader's Digest.
"Sweating Bullets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nice story - tough b**** dutchess.
Original Lyrics:
Nice story - tell it to Reader's Digest.
"Sweating Bullets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nice story, count destruction!
Original Lyrics:
Nice story - tell it to Reader's Digest.
"Sweating Bullets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nice story, tough brings justice.
Original Lyrics:
Nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest.
"Sweating Bullets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nice story
Tell it to these judges.
Tell it to these judges.
Original Lyrics:
Nice story
Tell it to Reader's Digest.
Tell it to Reader's Digest.
"Sweating Bullets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some day you too will know my pin
And it's smile-less, blacktoothed grin.
And it's smile-less, blacktoothed grin.
Original Lyrics:
Some day you too will know my pain
And smile its blacktooth grin.
And smile its blacktooth grin.
"Sweating Bullets" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a wart on the side of my head
Original Lyrics:
There's a war inside my head
"Symphony Of Destruction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a bad biker
Let rats to the streets
We'll dance like a Mary Annette
Swim to the symphony of destruction.
Let rats to the streets
We'll dance like a Mary Annette
Swim to the symphony of destruction.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We'll dance like marionettes
Swaying to the symphony of destruction.
Led rats through the streets
We'll dance like marionettes
Swaying to the symphony of destruction.
"Symphony Of Destruction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like fireflies and then rat soup.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Pied Piper, led rats through the streets.
"Symphony Of Destruction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like high fiber led Rasputin to the streets
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Pied Piper led rats through the streets
"Symphony Of Destruction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like my viper
Bled rats to the streets
Bled rats to the streets
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
Led rats through the streets
"Symphony Of Destruction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the bye-bye girl
Land rats rule the seas
We then slide to mary-anette
Sway to the syphmony....
Land rats rule the seas
We then slide to mary-anette
Sway to the syphmony....
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We'll dance like marionettes
Swaying to the symphony of destruction.
Led rats through the streets
We'll dance like marionettes
Swaying to the symphony of destruction.
"Symphony Of Destruction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The earth starts to rumble well
That was fun.
That was fun.
Original Lyrics:
The earth starts to rumble
World powers fall.
World powers fall.
"Symphony Of Destruction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The earth starts to rumble
Well, that was fun.
Well, that was fun.
Original Lyrics:
The earth starts to rumble
World powers fall.
World powers fall.
"Symphony Of Destruction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We dance like Mary Lewis
Original Lyrics:
We dance like marionettes
"Symphony Of Destruction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You try to take his b***s, before the head explodes.
Original Lyrics:
You try to take its pulse, before the head explodes.
"Symphony of Destruction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a one-eyed piper, blead rats through the streets
Original Lyrics:
Just like the pied piper, led rats through the streets
"Symphony of Destruction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like bye-bye bird
Lem breaths through the streets
Ahhh ahhh mary go nez
Saying to the Sim-fo-nay
Of Destruction.
Lem breaths through the streets
Ahhh ahhh mary go nez
Saying to the Sim-fo-nay
Of Destruction.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the Symphony
Of Destruction.
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the Symphony
Of Destruction.
"Symphony of Destruction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like high fiber
led Rasputin to the streets
led Rasputin to the streets
Original Lyrics:
Just like the pied piper
led rats through the streets
led rats through the streets
"Symphony of Destruction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the biting Viper
Let's rest through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swing to the Symphony
Of destruction.
Let's rest through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swing to the Symphony
Of destruction.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the Symphony
Of Destruction.
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the Symphony
Of Destruction.
"Symphony of Destruction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the bye bye bird
Laying rats through the streets
We dance like Mary nets
Swaying to the Symphony
Of Destruction.
Laying rats through the streets
We dance like Mary nets
Swaying to the Symphony
Of Destruction.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Pied Piper
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the Symphony
Of Destruction.
Led rats through the streets
We dance like marionettes
Swaying to the Symphony
Of Destruction.
"Symphony of Destruction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You take 'em off a man
And put 'em in control.
And put 'em in control.
Original Lyrics:
You take a mortal man
And put him in control.
And put him in control.
"The Disintegrators"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Auggie's coming to town
Original Lyrics:
Anarchy's coming to town
"The Scorpion" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
as I shoot my fellow men
Original Lyrics:
as I shoot my venom in
"The Skull Beneath The Skin"
Misheard Lyrics:
The school beneath the stairs
Original Lyrics:
The skull beneath the skin
"Tornado Of Souls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the aisle of the tomatoes, blow me away!
Original Lyrics:
In the eye of the tornado, blow me away!
"Tornado of Souls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the isle of tomato.
Original Lyrics:
In the eye of the tornado
"Tornado of Souls" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the isle of tomato
Original Lyrics:
In the eye of the tornado
"Train of Consequences" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tuning up your radio as I'm slave to the tracks
Original Lyrics:
My thinking is derailed I'm tied up to the tracks
"Victory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was hung like an otter.
Original Lyrics:
And I was hung like a martyr.
"Victory" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not even close....to wrap up dose.
Original Lyrics:
Not even close...to overdose.
"Wake Up Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I wake her, I'll wake up Dad.
or
And if I wake her, I'll wake up dead.
or
And if I wake her, I'll wake up dead.
Original Lyrics:
I know if I wake her, I'll wake up dead.
"Wake Up Dead" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if I wake her, I'll wake up Dad.
Original Lyrics:
I know if I wake her, I'll wake up dead.
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