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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Ralph McTell

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Ralph McTell that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 8 misheard song lyrics for Ralph McTell on amIright currently.

"Dreams of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know where I'm everywhere
Original Lyrics:
And I'm nowhere and everywhere
"Streets Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in our winter city, no one cries a little bitty.
Original Lyrics:
And in our winter city the rain cries a little pity.
"Streets Of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pickin' up the paper with his walnut shoes.
Original Lyrics:
Pickin' up the paper with his worn-out shoes.
"Streets of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Each tea lasts an hour,
And he f*cks off home alone
Original Lyrics:
Each tea lasts an hour,
And he wanders home alone
"Streets of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Easter lasts an hour
Original Lyrics:
Each tea lasts an hour
"Streets of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the London Cafe
Original Lyrics:
In the all night cafe
"Streets of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the all night cafe
At a quarter past eleven,
No old man 'cause he's on lockdown
Original Lyrics:
In the all night cafe
At a quarter past eleven,
Same old man is sitting there on his own
"Streets of London"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peach tea lasts an hour
Original Lyrics:
Each tea lasts an hour

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Selected Albums

Definitive Transatlantic Collection
Definitive Transatlantic Collection
National Treasure
National Treasure