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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Tim McGraw

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Tim McGraw that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 127 misheard song lyrics for Tim McGraw on amIright currently.

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"All I Want Is A Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tired of the drums, I want a piece of the thigh.
Original Lyrics:
I'm tired of the crumbs, I want a piece of the pie.
"Back When" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you remember the piss in a Pepper?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you remember the fizz in a Pepper?
"Back When" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me a laptop for strumming
Original Lyrics:
Give me a flat top for strumming
"Back When" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want the whole world to be humming
Original Lyrics:
I want an old Wurli humming
"Back When" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jose hopped in my country.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause they put pop in my country.
"Can't Be Really Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sushi bar on Christmas Eve
Original Lyrics:
The shoes she bought on Christmas Eve
"Carry On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't killers make us strong?
Original Lyrics:
What don't kill us make us strong.
"Do You Want Fries With That?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want hoes with that?
Original Lyrics:
Do you want fries with that?
"Do You Want Fries with That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought that was your boy
Original Lyrics:
I thought that was your voice
"Don't Take The Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy please
Don't rape the squirrel.
Original Lyrics:
Daddy please
Don't take the girl.
"Don't Take The Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor said the baby smiled.
Original Lyrics:
Doctor said the baby's fine.
"Don't Take The Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor said the baby's stuck
Original Lyrics:
Doctor says the baby's fine
"Don't Take The Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the hair from my breast
Original Lyrics:
Take the heart from my chest
"Don't Take The Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The doctor says a baby son
Original Lyrics:
The doctor says the baby's fine
"Don't Take the Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doctor came and pulled a gun.
Original Lyrics:
Stranger came and pulled a gun.
"Don't Take the Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Grabbed her by the oar
Original Lyrics:
Grabbed her by the arm
"Don't Take the Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stranger came and called the cops
Original Lyrics:
Stranger came and pulled a gun
"Don't Take the Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stranger came in full makeup
Original Lyrics:
Stranger came and pulled a gun.
"For A Little While" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I pee'd in the water
Original Lyrics:
Our feet in the water
"For A Little While" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I peed in the water when she pressed her lips to mine
Original Lyrics:
Our feet in the water, she pressed her lips to mine
"For A Little While" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I peed in the water.
Original Lyrics:
Our feet in the water
"For A Little While" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I peed in the water; she'd press her lips to mine.
Original Lyrics:
Our feet in the water, she'd press her lips to mine.
"I Called Mama"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the guitar from the backseat
Wrote a song just for me
Original Lyrics:
Grabbed my guitar from the backseat
Wrote a song just for me
"I Like It, I Love It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know what it is, but the middle cows love it.
Original Lyrics:
Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin'.
"I Like It, I Love It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dunno wat it is 'bout that little gals oven.
Original Lyrics:
Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin'.
"I Like It, I Love It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know what it is about Lyle Lovett.
Original Lyrics:
Don't know what it is 'bout that little gal's lovin'.
"I Like It, I Love It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I try so hard; I can't eat lard.
Original Lyrics:
I try so hard, I can't rise above it.
"I Like It, I Love It" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want some more oven.
Original Lyrics:
I want some more of it.
"I Like it, I Love it" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanted that teddy bear
Original Lyrics:
I won her that teddy bear
"I Like it, I Love it" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm naked, I love it.
I want some more of it.
Original Lyrics:
I like it, I love it.
I want some more of it.
"I'm Gonna Live Where The Green Grass Grows"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna live where the green grass grows.
Stuffin my cornpops up my nose
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
"Indian Outlaw" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends call me dirtball
Original Lyrics:
All my friends call me bearclaw
"Indian Outlaw" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be beating on my Taunton
Original Lyrics:
I'll be beating on my tom-tom
"Indian Outlaw" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be beating on my tauntaun
Original Lyrics:
I'll be beating on my tom-tom
"Indian Outlaw" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an i***t outlaw
Part parakeet and hotdog
My baby, she's a chicken frog
Original Lyrics:
I'm an Indian outlaw
Half Cherokee and Choctaw
My baby, she's a Chippewa
"Indian Outlaw" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby, she's a chick I saw
Original Lyrics:
My baby, she's a Chippewa.
"Indian Outlaw" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby, she's a chicken ball.
Original Lyrics:
My baby, she's a Chippewa.
"Indian Outlaw" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My girl is a cheap ho.
Original Lyrics:
My girl is a Chippawa.
"Indian Outlaw" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The fearless chicken is my papa.
Original Lyrics:
The village chieftan is my papa.
"Indian Outlaw" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The village chicken is my papa
Original Lyrics:
The village chieftan is my papa
"Indian Outlaw" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Village cheatin' is my pawpaw.
Original Lyrics:
Village chieftain is my pawpaw.
"Indian Outlaw" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wee-Chee-Wee-Chee-Wah-Wah!!!
Original Lyrics:
Half Cherokee and Choctaw...
"Last Dollar (Fly Away)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the bird eyes sing.
Original Lyrics:
Like a bird I sing.
"Live Like You Were Dyin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave forgivness I'd be denying.
Original Lyrics:
I gave forgiveness that did not end.
I found this over at www.songmeanings.net. I didn't have, nor have the heart to e-mail the submitter and tell him he's wrong.
"Live Like You Were Dyin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds and a blue man's food got you.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I loved Peter and I smoked reefer.
Original Lyrics:
And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I loved deeper and I smoked the sweet herb.
Original Lyrics:
And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I smoke weed
Original Lyrics:
And I spoke sweeter
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I smoked weed, oh
Original Lyrics:
And I spoke sweeter
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I spoke Swedish
Original Lyrics:
And I spoke sweeter
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I watched the needle as it was flying
Original Lyrics:
And I watched an eagle as it was flying
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave forgiveness, I'd be denying.
Original Lyrics:
I gave forgiveness I'd been denying.
It's incorrectly interpreted in your 'New Entries'. I was just hoping to clear it up. Thanks!
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent most of the next days looking at the x-rays
Talking 'bout beeyotches, and talking 'bout sweet time.
Original Lyrics:
I spent most of the next days looking at the x-rays
Talking 'bout the options, and talking 'bout sweet time.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I spent most of the next days, looking at the X-rays
And talking 'bout bee-yatches, and talking 'bout sweet time.
Original Lyrics:
I spent most of the next days, looking at the X-rays
And talking 'bout the options, and talking 'bout sweet time.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 second on a blue man's shoe.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 second on a four-lane Fu Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds On a bull named Fu Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds On a bull named Blue Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds in a four man Fu Man Chu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
Great song! Loved the Tim/Scotty version on Idol.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull man who aren't you.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Blue Man Chu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Blue Man's Shoe.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Lu Manchu
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu-Manchu
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named food is you
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man-Chu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull names blue man's shoes.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a four-lane through Manchu
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a full length Fu-Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a full length fu man chu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a full length fu-manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a full-length Fu Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a homemade Fu Man Chu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a homemade Fumanchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fumanchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds
On an old man's Fu- Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds
On a bull named Fu- Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 3.7 seconds
On a blue man's gourmet shoe.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 3.7 seconds
on bull named Blue Man's Shoe
Original Lyrics:
I went 2.7 seconds
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 secounds on a blue full man tube.
Original Lyrics:
I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went skydiving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named BluManChu.
Original Lyrics:
I went skydiving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man-Chu.
Fu Man-Chu is a kind of moustache.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went three times, the year I lost my hand.
Original Lyrics:
I went three times, the year I lost my dad.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd grow a full length fu-manchu.
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gay, forgive me, I'm in denial.
Original Lyrics:
I gave forgiveness I'd been denyin'.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Live like you were Diane.
Original Lyrics:
Live like you were dying.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a bull named Blue Mongoose
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu-Manchu
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a bull named ELMER'S GLUE..
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu-Manchu
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a four-man Fu Manchu.
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu Manchu.
"Live Like You Were Dying" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a full man Fu-Manchu
Original Lyrics:
On a bull named Fu-Manchu
"Live Like You Were" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I went 2-point-7 seconds
On a bold and blue man's shoe.
Original Lyrics:
I went 2-point-seven seconds
On a bull named Fu-Manchu.
"My Best Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never had Noah
Original Lyrics:
I never had no one
"Nothin' To Die For"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stopped to have a Buick fight
Original Lyrics:
Stopped to have a few at five
"One Of These Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had to pull her tootie
Original Lyrics:
Had to pull her to me
"One Of These Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I took one look at her and had to pull her tootie.
Original Lyrics:
I took one look at her and had to pull her to me.
"One Of These Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty
One look at her, I had to pull her toony.
Original Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty.
One look at her, I had to pull her to me.
"One Of These Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town cutie.
I took one look at her and had to pull her toonie
Original Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty.
I took one look at her and had to pull her to me
"One Of These Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town cutie
Original Lyrics:
Patty Sue was a small town beauty
"One Of These Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The windows clear my memory
The pages start to turn
And suddenly I'm seeing
The moment that I learned
Original Lyrics:
The wind blows clear my memory
The pages start to turn
And suddenly I'm singing
The moment that I learn
"One Of These Days" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We called him tickled-feet.
Original Lyrics:
We called him freckled-faced.
"Please Remember Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll leave this brave new world to seek
For the valleys and the peaks
Original Lyrics:
Out in this brave new world you seek
Oh the valleys and the peaks
"Refried Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I headed south out of Derio Texas
Original Lyrics:
I headed south out of Del Rio Texas
"Refried Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' on refried beans
Original Lyrics:
Livin' on refried dreams
"Refried Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Makers from Mexico
Livin' on the red 'n' ride train
Original Lyrics:
I'm messed up in Mexico
Livin' on refried dreams
"Refried Dreams" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm messed up in Mexico livin' on refried beans
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm messed up in Mexico livin' on refried dreams
"She's My Kind Of Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like spaghetti fallin' down all night
Original Lyrics:
Like confetti falling down all night
"She's My Kind Of Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sits quietly there, black water in a jar.
Original Lyrics:
She sits quietly there like water in a jar.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my Cabaret.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my cabaret.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my can of Raid.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind Of Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She's my cataract.
Original Lyrics:
She's my kind of rain.
"She's My Kind of Rain" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She sits quietly like the water in a jar
Says, 'Baby, why you trippin like you are?'
Original Lyrics:
She sits quietly like the water in a jar
Says, 'Baby, why you tremblin like you are?'
"Something Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a coke and some vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Bought a coke and some gasoline
"Something Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I worked so hard for my first diss
Original Lyrics:
I worked so hard for that first kiss
"Southern Voice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t let this old bull cross in this Crimson Tide t-shirt throw you
Original Lyrics:
Don’t let this old gold cross and this Crimson Tide t-shirt throw you
"Southern Voice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meg Ryan won it, Billy Graham saved it
Original Lyrics:
Bear Bryant won it, Billy Graham saved it
I swear I’ll forever hear it this way
"Southern Voice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Meg Ryan won it, Billy Graham saved it
Original Lyrics:
Bear Bryant won it, Billy Graham saved it
"Southern Voice"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smooth as some hickory women. The road from Memphis down to apple cherry cola
Original Lyrics:
Smooth as the hickory wind that blows from Memphis down to Apalachicola
"Standing Room Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
So when I dine
Original Lyrics:
So when I die
"Telluride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I tell you right, the snow fallin' down.
Original Lyrics:
In Telluride, the snow fallin' down.
"The Cowboy In Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a wife that most would love to have.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a life that most would love to have.
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All becomes a tiny dancer
or
Only once a tiny dancer
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold me close...I'm tired of dancin'.
Original Lyrics:
Hold me closer tiny dancer
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus grieves; Holly loves to read
Original Lyrics:
Jesus freaks out in the street
"Tiny Dancer" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my head
Original Lyrics:
And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
"When the Stars Go Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stars go boom
Original Lyrics:
Stars go blue
"Where The Green Grass Grows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna live where the green grass grows,
watch my corn-pops rock and roll
Original Lyrics:
I wanna live where the green grass grows,
watch my corn pop up in rows
"Where The Green Grass Grows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn popping crows.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
"Where The Green Grass Grows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Im gonna live where the green grass grows
Watch my Corn Pops up and roll.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
"Where The Green Grass Grows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop up your nose
Original Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop up in rows
"Where The Green Grass Grows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch my corn popping crows.
Original Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
"Where the Green Grass Grows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna win and the green grass grows
Drive my Ford down a f***in' road
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna live where the green grass grows
Watch my corn pop up in rows
"Where the Green Grass Grows" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop ****ing rows
Original Lyrics:
Watch my corn pop up in rows.
Watch my corn pop ****ing rows…

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