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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Paul & Linda McCartney
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Paul & Linda McCartney that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 17 misheard song lyrics for Paul & Linda McCartney on amIright currently.
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"Monkberry Moon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch up (catch up)
Cat Stevens (Cat Stevens)
Don't get left behind (don't get left behind)
Cat Stevens (Cat Stevens)
Don't get left behind (don't get left behind)
Original Lyrics:
Catch up (catch up)
Cats and kittens (cats and kittens)
Don't get left behind (don't get left behind)
Cats and kittens (cats and kittens)
Don't get left behind (don't get left behind)
"Monkberry Moon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I sat in the attic A piano up my nose
Original Lyrics:
So I sat in the attic A piano at my nose
"Monkberry Moon Delight"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I sat in the attic
A kilo up my nose
A kilo up my nose
Original Lyrics:
So I sat in the attic
A piano at my nose
A piano at my nose
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey had to fight me
He had to have a bath or he couldn’t put to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and potter pie.
Potter pie?
I wondered what smelled so horrible and high.
He had to have a bath or he couldn’t put to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and potter pie.
Potter pie?
I wondered what smelled so horrible and high.
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me,
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie
Butter pie?
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie
Butter pie?
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to sleep
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me,
He had to have a buzz or he couldn't get a C
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and bought a pie
Bought a pie?
Put her in the mouths and pour her on the pie
He had to have a buzz or he couldn't get a C
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and bought a pie
Bought a pie?
Put her in the mouths and pour her on the pie
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me,
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie
Butter Pie?
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie
Butter Pie?
The butter wouldn't melt so I put it in the pie.
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to tea
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to tea
Original Lyrics:
Admiral Halsey notified me
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I had a cup of tea and a butterfly
(A butterfly?)
(A butterfly?)
Original Lyrics:
And I had a cup of tea and a butter pie
(A butter pie?)
(A butter pie?)
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Booger pie
Original Lyrics:
Butter pie
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
He had to have a bath or he couldn't get to pee
Original Lyrics:
He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leetle leetle beetle gypsy get around.
Original Lyrics:
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around.
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little little neo-gypsy, gad around (gad around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Little little, gad around.
Get your feet up off the ground
Little little, gad around.
Original Lyrics:
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little little, heathen gypsy get around.
Original Lyrics:
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around.
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Little little, she's a kitty, gets around, (gets around)
Keeps her feet up off the ground
Little Little gets around.
Keeps her feet up off the ground
Little Little gets around.
Original Lyrics:
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around, (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're so sorry, Uncle Elwood.
Original Lyrics:
We're so sorry, Uncle Albert.
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weeble, weeble, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Pick your feet up off the ground
Weeble, weeble, get around.
Pick your feet up off the ground
Weeble, weeble, get around.
Original Lyrics:
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around (get around)
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
Get your feet up off the ground
Live a little, get around.
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weedle weedle weedle get around
Original Lyrics:
Live a little, be a gypsy, get around.
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