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"3X5"
Hoping I would see the world with open eyes
Hoping I would see the world with both my eyes
"3X5"
No more fear by fire
No more 3X5's
"83"
Oh, make me a rat cage
I wanna be Superman.
Oh, make me a red cape
I wanna be Superman.
"83"
Oh, make me a rat cage
I want to be uperman.
Oh make me a red cape
I want to be Superman.
"83"
That's my plastic intern.
That's my plastic in the dirt.
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
For my fears to dry
For my fuse to dry
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Guess I'm grounded
Yes, I'm grounded
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Someday I'll be some time much more.
Someday I'll be so damn much more.
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Someday I'll be something much more.
Someday I'll be so damn much more.
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
This is a c*ck who is colour-blind.
This is a call to the color-blind.
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
This is a call to Caroline
This is a thong for you.
This is a call to the colorblind
This is an I.O.U.
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
This is a call to the caravan.
This is a call to the colorblind.
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Waiting for my fears to drive.
Waiting for my fuse to dry.
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Waiting for my tears to dry
Waiting for my fuse to dry
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Yes I'm grounded, got my wings cliffed
I'm so rounded all this pavement.
Yes I'm grounded, got my wings clipped
I'm surrounded by all this pavement.
"Bigger Than My Body" (MP3)
Yes, I'm grounded
Got my waistclips.
Yes, I'm grounded
Got my wings clipped.
I got a cigarette
I found it and lit it up.
I got a city love
I found it in Lydia.
It's the kind of thing you only see
In Santa Clausy magazines.
It's the kind of thing you only see
In certain glossy magazines.
It's the kind of thing you only see
In scented glossy magazines.
It's the kind of thing you only see
In certain glossy magazines.
It's the kind of thing you only see
In semi glossy magazines.
It's the kind of thing you only see
In certain glossy magazines.
It's the kind of thing you only see
In sexy, glossy magazines.
It's the kind of thing you only see
In certain glossy magazines.
It's the kind of thing you only see
Incentive glossy magazines
It's the kind of thing you only see
In certain glossy magazines.
Don't hold your face over my head.
Don't hold your love over my head.
Your footsteps are tomahawks.
Your footsteps are down the hall.
"Covered In The Rain" (MP3)
Tonight we're gonna order in
Chicken ramen, watching CNN
Tonight we're gonna order in
Drinking wine and watch some CNN.
"Covered In The Rain" (MP3)
Tonight we're gonna order then
Chicken Ramen and watchin' CNN
Tonight we're gonna order in
Drinking wine and watch some CNN.
'Cause girls become llamas.
'Cause girls become mothers.
Cleaning up the mess in Maine.
Cleaning up the mess he made.
Fathers be good to your doctors
Fathers be good to your daughters
Girls become lemons that turn into melons.
Girls become lovers that turn into mothers.
Now she's left, cleaning up the messy maid.
Now she's left, cleaning up the mess he made.
She's just like a maid
She's just like a maze
"Dealing with a Broken Heart"
Now do I have to fall asleep with roses in my head?
Now so I have to fall asleep with roses in my hand.
"Dreaming With A Broken Heart"
Do I have to fall asleep with bruises on my hands
Do I have to fall asleep with roses in my hands
"Edge of Desire"
So young and full of ramen, all the way to the egg of desire
So young and full of running, all the way to the edge of desire
"Gravity"
And Kansas State like a one half could
And can't sustain like a one half could
"Gravity"
And cancer stain, like a one half could
And can't sustain like a one half could
"Gravity"
Dramamine
Gravity
"Gravity"
Gradually
Gravity
"Gravity"
Jeopardy!
Gravity
"Half of My Heart"
Then you come crashing in, like the railings thin
Then you come crashing in, like the realest thing
"Half of My Heart"
Then you come crashing in
Like a reeling steak
Then you come crashing in, like the realest thing
"Love Song For No One" (MP3)
So tired of being at home, so hurry up, pancake.
So tired of being alone, so hurry up and get here.
"Love Song For No One" (MP3)
Theres a dead person in the sandbox
I could I have dangerous chicken pox.
I could've met you in a sandbox
I could have passed you on the sidewalk.
How could I forget?
Marmoset, 'think before speaking'.
How could I forget?
Mama said, 'Think before speaking.'
Mama said 'thank you for speaking' I know if I turn my head
Mama said 'think before speaking' No filter in my head
Mama said, 'Thank you for speaking!'
Mama said, 'Think before speaking!'
"Neon"
Lean on, lean on.
Neon, neon
"Neon"
She's always buzzin' just like Eeyore, Eeyore.
She's always buzzin' just like, neon, neon.
"Neon"
She's always buzzin' me, lean on, lean on.
She's always buzzin' just like, neon, neon.
"Neon"
She's always buzzing like Eeyore, Eeyore.
She's always buzzing like neon, neon.
"New Light"
What do I do with Alice?
What do I do with all this?
'Welcome to the river', she said to me
'Welcome to the real world', she said to me
Got to ride along
Got to rise above
I am invisible, I am invisible
As long as I can fly.
I am invincible, I am invincible
As long as I'm alive.
I am invisible.
I am invincible.
I just can't wait 'til my 10 year reunion
I wanna beat up Dumbledore.
I just can't wait 'til my ten year reunion
I wanna bust out those double doors.
I just can't wait 'til my family reunion.
I just can't wait 'til my ten year reunion.
I just can't wait 'til my ten year reunion.
I'm gonna bust out the double dongs.
I just can't wait for my ten year reunion
I'm gonna bust out the double doors.
I just can't wait for my family reunion
I'm gonna bust down the double dogs.
I just can't wait for my ten year reunion
I'm gonna bust out the double doors.
I just can't wait for my ten year reunion
I'm gonna bust out the devil dogs.
I just can't wait for my ten year reunion
I'm gonna bust out the double doors.
I just found out there's no sin sanity real one
Just to lie you've got to rise above.
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above.
I just found out there's no such thing as a mealworm
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
I just found out there's no such thing as a miracle.
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
I just found out there's no such thing as a rail road
Just so I've got ride the bus.
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above.
I just found out there's no such thing as a railroad.
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
I just found out there's no such thing as a ring worm
Just a lie we have to rise above.
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above.
I just found out there's no such thing as a river.
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
I just found out there's no such thing as a rumor.
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
I just found out there's no such thing as a werewolf.
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
I just found out there's no such thing as the rail road
Just so I've got to ride the bus.
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you've got to rise above.
I just found out there's no such thing as the railroad.
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world.
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
It's just a guy you've got to rise above.
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
It's just a lie you've got to rise above.
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie to keep your eyes above.
I just found out there's no such thing as the real world
Just a lie you got to rise above.
I wanna rent all the ho's of my high school.
I want to run through the halls of my high school.
I wanna rock through a hole to my high school.
I want to run through the halls of my high school.
I wanna run from the house to my high school
I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna run through onto my high school.
I want to run through the halls of my high school.
I wanna run through the halls in my nightgown.
I wanna run through the halls of my high school.
I wanna run through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream and tumble my lungs.
I wanna un through the halls of my high school
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs.
I wanna run through the halls of my preschool.
I wanna run through the halls of my high school.
I wanna run through the walls of my high school!
I wanna run through the halls of my high school.
I wanna scream when they talk about us.
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs.
I want to run through the walls of my high school.
I want to run through the halls of my high school.
I'd like to thank the best of me.
I'd like to think the best of me.
I'm gonna bust out the devil dogs.
I'm gonna bust down the double doors.
I'm gonna bust out the donkey-tonk.
I'm gonna bust down the double doors.
I'm gonna die if I don't find a men's room,
I gonna scream at the top of my lungs.
I wanna run through the halls of my high school,
I wanna scream at the top of my lungs.
Just a rising sun
Got to rise above
Welcome to the railroad
Welcome to the real world
While in their memories, Italian tragedies
While in their memories, tiny tragedies
While in their memories, telling tragedies
While in their memories, tiny tragedies
While in their memories, tragic tragedies
While in their memories, tiny tragedies
"Route 66"
Get Chick Hicks on Route 66!
Get your kicks on Route 66!
"Route 66"
Get your chicks on Route 66!
Get your kicks on Route 66!
"Say"
7, 8, need to say
Say what you need to say
"Say"
Better put it in crustaceans
Better put it in quotations
"Say"
Better put it in rotation
Better put it in quotations
"Say"
If you could own me
If you could only
"Say"
Sandwich's meat was steak.
Say what you need to say
"Say"
Sandwich, you need to stay
Say what you need to say
"Say"
Say what Junita says
Say what you need to say
"Say"
Say what you mean to say.
Say what you need to say.
"Say"
See what Juanita says
Say what you need to say
"Say"
See what you need to see
Say what you need to say
"Say"
Sin to me this day
or
Sent to me this day
or
Sent to me to stay
Say what you need to say.
"Say"
Stay what you need to stay
Say what you need to say
"Say"
Take all of your wasted honor
Take out of your wasted honor
"Say"
Take out any wasted armor
Take out of your wasted honor
"Say"
You know you'll be the better orphan's dad If you can only
You know that you'll be better off instead, if you can only
"Split Screen Sadness" (MP3)
Maybe I'll sleep inside my colon.
Maybe I'll sleep inside my coat and...
"Split Screen Sadness" (MP3)
Now we're tired, by the fire.
Now we're tired, battered fighters.
"Still Feel Like Your Man"
Selfie like a man
Selfie like a man
Selfie, selfie
Selfie like a man
I still feel like your man
I still feel like your man
I still feel, I still feel
I still feel like your man
"Still Feel Like Your Man"
Stupid like your man
I still feel like your man
"Waiting on the World to Change"
It's hard to be consistent
When we're staring at the ditches/ dishes
It's hard to beat the system
When we're standing at a distance
"Waiting on the World to Change"
Keep on willing
or
Keep on wheeling
Keep on waiting
"Waiting on the World to Change"
Keep on winning (winning)
Keep on waiting (waiting)
And that's the way this feel keeps going on.
And that's the way this wheel keeps working now.
Am I living in rhyme?
Am I living it right?
Am I living in rye?
Rye, rye, Georgia rye
Am I living it right?
Why, why, Georgia, why
Am I living the rye?
Am I living it right?
California, it lasts all afternoon
Kind of morning that lasts all afternoon
I love to tell you
Stay inside the light
Cause something's better
On the other side
They love to tell you
Stay inside the lines
But something's better
On the other side
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Alice in Wonderland.
You body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Alice in Wonderland
Alice in Wonderland use my hand.
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland (I'll use my hands).
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Fabulous Wonderland!
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
I'll lose my head.
I use my hands.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
I'll use my head.
I'll use my hands.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
I'm fighting with a wonder lamb.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
My body is a wonderland.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Nevada is a Bunny land.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Nevada is a wonderland.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Swallow a Dipsy with blankets
Swim in the deep sea of blankets.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Swim in a deep sea of blackheads.
Swim in a deep sea of blankets.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Swim in the deep sea
Of bacon.
Swim in the deep sea
Of blankets.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Swimmin' a deep sea of bacon.
Swim in a deep sea of blankets.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Swimming in a deep sea of blackheads.
Swim in a deep sea of blankets.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Take all your Bic pens and break 'em.
Take all your big plans and break 'em.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Take all your bed pans, and break 'em.
Take all your big plans, and break 'em.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
There's a party in my underwear.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Way down in this wonderland.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
We're bound in this wonderland.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
We're out of this wonderland.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
We're riding into wonderland.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
You bought it in Zwanaland.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
You're Alice in Wonderland.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Your Valiant's a wonderland.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Your bilious wonderland
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Your body is a wonderbra.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Your body is a wonderland
I amuse my hands.
Your body is a wonderland
I use my hands.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Your body is a wonderland
I amuse my hands.
Your body is a wonderland
I use my hand
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Your body is one hand.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Your body is wobbly
Your body is a wonderland
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Your bunny is wobbly
Your body is a wonderland
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Your daddy is in wonderland.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Your daddy is wonderman.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Your valley is a wonderland.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is A Wonderland" (MP3)
Your valley's a wonderland.
Your body is a wonderland.
"Your Body Is a Wonderland" (MP3)
Huggies Ultratrim
Your body is a wonderland
"Your Body Is a Wonderland" (MP3)
Nevada is wonderland
Nevada is a wonderland
I'll use my hands
Your body is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland
I'll use my hands.
"Your Body Is a Wonderland" (MP3)
You're biting into wonderland
Eat with my hands
Your body is a wonderland
I'll use my hands