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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> M -> Johnny Mathis
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Johnny Mathis that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 49 misheard song lyrics for Johnny Mathis on amIright currently.
"A Christmas Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wrapped up in ice
Original Lyrics:
Wrapped up in your eyes
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And hearts will be growing
Original Lyrics:
And hearts will be glowing
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Marshmallows for coasting
Original Lyrics:
Marshmallows for toasting
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There'll be scary toast stories
And tales of the gories
And tales of the gories
Original Lyrics:
There'll be scary ghost stories
And tales of the glories
And tales of the glories
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They'll be telling ghost stories
Original Lyrics:
There'll be scary ghost stories
"Misty" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Never knowing my right foot from my left
My cat from Mike Love
Into mystery and too much in love.
My cat from Mike Love
Into mystery and too much in love.
Original Lyrics:
Never knowing my right foot from my left
My hat from my glove
I get misty and too much in love.
My hat from my glove
I get misty and too much in love.
"Silver Bells" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas makes you feel emoji-ble
Original Lyrics:
Christmas makes you feel emotional
"Silver Bells" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This is what Christmas time needs to be
Original Lyrics:
Here is what Christmas time means to me
"Sleigh Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It will nearly be like a bitchy print
By Cartier and I
By Cartier and I
Original Lyrics:
It will nearly be like a picture print
By Currier and Ives
By Currier and Ives
"Sleigh Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It will nearly be like a fiction print
Original Lyrics:
It will nearly be like a picture print
"Sleigh Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just hear those niggers bickering
Original Lyrics:
Just hear those sleigh bells jingling
"Sleigh Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling for Blue's Clues
And friends are calling for Blue's Clues
Original Lyrics:
Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo!"
And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo!"
"Sleigh Ride" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling for YouTube
And friends are calling for YouTube
Original Lyrics:
Outside the snow is falling
And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo!"
And friends are calling "Yoo-hoo!"
"We Need A Little Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Camels in the window
Carols at the spinet
Carols at the spinet
Original Lyrics:
Candles in the window
Carols at the spinet
Carols at the spinet
"We Need A Little Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Candles in the window,
Carol ate your spinach.
Carol ate your spinach.
Original Lyrics:
Candles in the window,
Carols at the spinet.
Carols at the spinet.
"We Need A Little Christmas" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's time we hung some tin snips
On your head again now.
On your head again now.
Original Lyrics:
It's time we hung some tinsel
On the evergreen bough.
On the evergreen bough.
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And pretend that he is parched and brown
Original Lyrics:
And pretend that he is Parson Brown
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night, we perspire, as we dream by the fire.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire, as we dream by the fire.
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F***in' in a winter wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Walkin' in a winter wonderland.
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the desert we will build a snowman.
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we will build a snowman.
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Carson Brown.
And pretend that he is Carson Brown.
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Jackson Brown
And pretend that he is Jackson Brown
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown
And pretend that he is Parson Brown
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is moist and brown.
And pretend that he is moist and brown.
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is parse and brown.
And pretend that he is parse and brown.
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
And pretend that he is Parson Brown.
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the middle we can build a slow hand
Original Lyrics:
In the meadow we can build a snowman
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on we'll go cyber
Original Lyrics:
Later on we'll conspire
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, look - a spider! As we dream by the fire
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire, as we dream by the fire
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire, as we groom by the fire, To face, I'm afraid, the plans that we made Walkin' in a winter wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire, as we groove by the fire, To face, unafraid, the plans that we made Walkin' in a winter wonderland.
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire, as we groom by the fire, To face, I'm afraid, the plans that we made Walkin' in a winter wonderland.
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire, as we groove by the fire, To face, unafraid, the plans that we made Walkin' in a winter wonderland.
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll inspire
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Later on, we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire
Original Lyrics:
Later on, we'll conspire, as we dream by the fire
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love knows no secret
Original Lyrics:
Love knows no season
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Slaves are green, are you listening?
Original Lyrics:
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleigh bells ring, are you whispering?
In the lane, there's a christening
In the lane, there's a christening
Original Lyrics:
Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?
In the lane snow is glistening
In the lane snow is glistening
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To face on the prey, the plants that we made
Original Lyrics:
To face unafraid, the plans that we made
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the other kiddies come around
Original Lyrics:
Until the other kiddies knock him down
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking around a women's underwear
Original Lyrics:
Walking in a winter wonderland
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking in a lint of wonderland
Original Lyrics:
Walking in a winter wonderland
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking in a little Chick-fil-A
Original Lyrics:
Walking in a winter wonderland
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking in a window Underland
Original Lyrics:
Walking in a winter wonderland
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking in the middle of the night
or
Walking on mid-summer's night.
or
Walking on mid-summer's night.
Original Lyrics:
Walking in a winter wonderland.
"Winter Wonderland" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When it snows men and women
Original Lyrics:
When it snows, ain't it thrillin'?
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