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I won't lie, we collide
Worldwide, we collide
Fortune and fame are dissest as your friends.
Fortune and fame are disguised as your friends.
As my car just seems to be.
As my conscience seems to be.
But my dreams, they are disempting
And my corn shez seems to pee
I have owwww, holy-moley.
But my dreams they aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely.
But my dreams, they are guzempting.
But my dreams, they aren't as empty...
But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my car just seems to be.
But my dreams, they aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be.
Discover, all I want thee to
Discover.
Discover L-I-M-P, say it
Discover.
I have eye words, only lonely.
I have hours, only lonely.
L.I.M.P.
B.
L.I.M.P.
Say it!
My lover's vengeance that's never free
My love is vengeance that's never free
No one bites back his heart on their anger.
No one bites back as hard on their anger.
No one bites back his heart
On their rain girl.
No one bites back as hard
On their anger.
No one bites my guitar
In their anger.
No one bites back as hard
On their anger.
No one knows what it's like to be the Batman
To be the Sandman
Behind blue eyes.
No one knows what it's like to be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes.
O. I. M. E., see?
Discover L.I.M.P., say it
O.I.N.P. Tail, you're stubborn
L.I.M.P. Say it, Discover
To be in Haiti
To be hated
Rock the house to go and meet somebody like you.
Why did I have to go and meet somebody like you?
What could happen if I'm a meat somebody like you?
Why did I have to go and meet somebody like you?
Why the hell to go and meet somebody like you?
Why did I have to go and meet somebody like you?
'Cause I'm f***ing up your girlfriend.
'Cause I'm f***in' up your program.
'Cause I'm messin' up your flim-fram
'Cause I'm f***in' up your program
A n***er with a fat lip
Or you'll be leavin' with a fat lip.
Because I'm f***in' up your bophram.
Because I'm f***in' up your program.
Damn right I'm a maniac.
Better watch you back, 'cause I'm kickin' up your bull frack.
Damn right I'm a maniac.
You better watch your back, 'cause I'm f**kin' up your program.
First one off the train leaves with a bloodstain.
First one to complain leaves with a bloodstain.
First one to complain leaves with a buttstain
First one to complain leaves with a bloodstain
First one took a plane
Leaves with a bloodstain
First one to complain
Leaves with a bloodstain
Like a n***er with a fat lip
You'll be leavin' with a fat lip
The first one to complain leaves with a butt stain
The first one to complain leaves with a blood stain
You'd better watch yo back
Cause' I'm f***in' like a bull-crap!
You'd better watch yo back
Cause I'm f***in' up your program.
Got you lip-synchin'
Got your lips sinkin'
Still you walk around like a clown in a foreskin.
Still you walk around like a clown in a force-field.
Artificial minds seekin' all the nutrients
Artificial minds seekin' all the new trends
I'm sucking your toe
I'm sick of you too
"Crawling"
God has send my coffee den
Understand that's just too much pressure to take.
Without a sense of confidence
And I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take.
Kenny rapes me
I'm alive as I can be
In your face
Can't erase me
I'm alive as I can be
In your face
It's the SARS coming back.
She's always coming back.
"Faith"
Get the F*ck out!
Get the F*ck up!
"Faith"
My pee pee pee's gettin away
'Cuz you're giving me the poop!
Say please, please, please don't go away
Cuz you're givin me the blues!
'Cos your mouth's writing cheques that your a** can't catch.
'Cos your mouth' writing checks your a** can't cash.
'Cuz your a** can't catch what your a** can't catch.
'Cuz your mouths writing checks that your a** can't cash.
'Cuz your mouth's writing checks a giraffe king cash
'Cuz your mouth's writing checks that your a** can't cash.
You don't wanna f*** with me today
'Cause a little southern sausage didn't go your way
So try not to beat that thing today
'Cause I'm a real motherf***er from outer space.
You don't wanna f*** with me today
'Cause a little somethin' somethin' didn't go your way
So try not to be like that today
'Cause I'm a real motherf***er from 'round the way.
Your little half-a**ed vibrate hits ain't even makin' a d***.
Your little half-a**ed direct hits ain't even makin' a dent.
I'm a crazy, crazy man with a crazy, crazy plan
To destroy every crazy-a** wannabe f-f***-up-fans, ha-ha.
I'm a crazy, crazy man with a crazy, crazy plan
To destroy every crazy-a** wannabe b-b-b-bands, ha-ha.
Hollld up, hit the motherf***ing concrete,
Suicidal bats**t
Hollld up, it's the mother f***ing concrete
Suicidal nightshift
Ain't life a b*tch,
A f*cked up b*tch
Ain't life a b*tch
A f*cked up ditch
While Lethal's in the back with the f***ed up eyes.
While Lethal's in the back with the fact of files.
You wanna f*** me like an cannibal.
You wanna f*** me like an animal.
You wanna f*ck me like an enema!
You wanna f*ck me like an animal!
You wanna fuck my little animals
You wanna fuck me like an animal
And I'll never go to breakfast anymore.
And I'll never go to Texas anymore.
Everybody knows this song.
Everybody knows it's on.
Hey it's on,
Everybody knows it's on
Hey this song,
Everybody know's this song
"I'll Eat You Alive"
I hate you alive.
I'll eat you alive.
"I'll Eat You Alive"
I'll eat you with pie.
I'll eat you alive.
Cuz' now it's time to pay the piper
Buttons on a typer, s*** that's in a diaper.
'Cuz now it's time to pay the piper
Bums are the type of s*** that's in a diaper.
No need to come around here
A**ing with my ashes.
No need to come around here
Asking where my cash is.
Just wanna kill myself or you.
Just wanna kill myself for you.
Are you wrestling?
Life in the fast lane
Drummer makes the world go round
Drama makes the world go round
DJ Lethroe, bring it on.
DJ Lethal, bring it on.
Delgado, take him to the Masters Bridge
John Otto, take 'em to the Matthews Bridge
Gelato! Take it to the Matthews Bridge
John Otto! Take 'em to the Matthews Bridge
Generation straight
Generation strange
It's my castration.
It's my generation.
Janano, take 'em to the Matthew's Fridge
DJ Ledro, bring it on
John Otto, take 'em to the Matthew's Bridge
DJ Lethal, bring it on
John Otto, take 'em to the Matthews fridge
John Otto, take 'em to the Matthews Bridge
Take 'em to the Mattews-fridge.
Take 'em to the Mattewsbridge.
Take 'em to the Matthews' fridge
Take it to the Matthews bridge
Take it to Matthew's fridge.
Take 'em to Matthews Bridge.
Take it to the bathroom fridge
Take 'em to the Matthews bridge
Take it to the max, you fridge.
Take them to the Matthew's Bridge.
Take them to the bathroom fridge
Take them to the Matthew's Bridge
Who gives a bleep? You give a bleep, and I give a bleep.
Who gives the blame? You give the blame, and I get the blame.
Yo Otto, take 'em out to masturbate.
John Otto, take it to the Matthews Bridge.
"My Way"
Check off, check off a malady.
Check out, check out my melody.
"My Way"
Check out Penelope.
Check out my melody.
"My Way"
Check out a lotta things
Check out my melody
"My Way"
Check out my cow, my cow
Check out, check out my melody
"My Way"
Check out, check out Penelope.
Check out, check out my melody.
"My Way"
Check out, check out Penelope
Check out, check out my melody
"My Way"
I'm gonna do thing,
It's Huawei, it's Huawei
My way in my highway
I'm 'a do things my way
It's my way
My way, or the highway
"My Way"
I'm gonna straight up legal s***.
I'm gonna straight up leave your s***.
"My Way"
My way in the highway
My way or the highway
"My Way"
My way on the highway
My way or the highway
"My Way"
My way on the highway
My way or the highway
"My Way"
This time I will let it all come out,
this time I will spit it out and shout
I will do things my way, it's my way, my way or the right way
This time I will let it all come out,
this time I will stand up and shout
I will do things my way, it's my way or the highway
"My Way"
This time mama let it all come out
This time mama stand up and shout
Mama do things my way, it's my way
My way or the highway
This time I'm a let it all come out
This time I'm a stand up and shout
I'm a do things my way, it's my way
My way or the highway
"My Way"
This time time, I'm gonna let it all fall out.
This time, I'm gonna let it all come out.
It was over your head all day, every day, S-I-N-Y, one up through your b***s.
It was over your head all day, every day, S-I-N-Y, 1-0-3-0-4.
You let me dye fried eggs
You let me dive right in
Oh, I'm such a big sheep
Oh, I'm such a piece of sh*t
I did it all for Tanookie!
I did it all for the nookie!
I did it all for the cookie
So you could take that cookie
And stick it up your a**.
I did it all for the nookie
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah).
I did it all for the cookie
So you could take that cookie and stick it up your ear
I did it all for the nookie
So you can take that cookie and stick it up your (yeah)
I did it all for the cookies
Yah the cookies.
I did it all for the nookie
Yah, the nookie!
I did it all for the nookie (yeah)
the nookie(yeah)
so you can take that cookie and stick it up your ear
I did it all for the nookie(yeah)
the nookie(yeah)
so you can take that cookie
and stick it up your(YEAH)
I did it all for the nookie (yeah)
The nookie(yeah)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your a**.
I did it all for the nookie(yeah)
The nookie(yeah)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (Yeah!)
I didn't call for duh nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
Such-chaw cah take that cookie
Stick it up yo' (aaaaaaaaah!)
I did it all for the nookie
C'mon!
The nookie!
C'mon!
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up yo' (yeah!)
I didn't call for duh nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
Such-chaw cah take that cookie
Stick it up yo' (aaaaaaaaah!)
I did it all for the nookie
C'mon!
The nookie!
C'mon!
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up yo' (yeah!)
Like a trunk
Like a chump
Like to chomp
Like a chump
She put my tender all in a blender
She put my tender heart in a blender
So you can feel that cookie.
So you can take that cookie
So you can have a cookie
It's stinking up your hand.
So, you can take that cookie
And stick it up your-yeah.
So, you can take that cookie and stick it up your van
So, you can take that cookie and stick it up your- yeah
You need to hop up on over.
You need the Heimlich maneuver.
Leave me alone
And rearranged
We'll be alright
And rearranged
"Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle)" (MP3)
Swing the vine on the baboon n**s.
Swing the vine on the bad boom n**s.
A remix of "Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle)"
"Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle)" (MP3)
What? Y'all thought you were promotion me?
What? Y'all thought y'all weren't gonna see me?
"Rollin' (Urban Assault Vehicle)" (MP3)
You keep me in this cage until you run that mouth
Then I'm a have the plague, and break the f*** out.
You keep me in this cage until you run that mouth
Then I'm a have to play and break the f*** out.
Hey Roly Poly Roly Poly, what?
Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin', what?
Hot lomma's Blimp daddy's
And the people smokin' up big fatties
Slowwalkers big talkers
And everybody all around the world.
Hot momma's Pimp daddy's
And the people rollin' up in Caddies
Hey rockers, hip-hoppers
And everybody all around the world.
Hot momma's Limp daddy's
And the people rollin' up in Caddies
Jaywalkers Hip-Hoppers
And everybody all around the world
Hot momma's Pimp daddy's
And the people rollin' up in Caddies
Hey rockers Hip-Hoppers
And everybody all around the world
Keep Bonin' Bonin' Bonin' Bonin'
Keep Rollin' Rollin' Rollin' Rollin'
Keep Bowlin', Bowlin', Bowlin'
Keep Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'
Keep Molein, molein, molein
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'
Keep bowling, bowling, bowling, bowling
Keep rollin', rowlin', rollin', rollin'
Keep rowing rowing rowing rowing blocking
or
Keep rolling rolling rolling rolling rocking.
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'.
Moley, moley, moley, moley
Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
Sheep bowling, bowling, bowling.
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
"Shotgun"
Whatcha gonna do when you're sittin' all alone
And the F.B.I. swarm with the motherf***in' sawed-off?
Whatcha gonna do when you're sittin' all alone
In your empty-ass home with the motherf***in' sawed-off?
I can't believe you had me strung on a whore, you like that?!
I can't believe you had me strung out all over you like that!
I taste the envious great d*** shots.
I taste the envious predictions.
Stand by me...
It's not my mind.
"Stuck"
Fat a** rippin', strippin' by my destiny.
Phat a** rhythms driven by my destiny.
"Stuck"
I take a dash for my classy giraffe that is plastic.
You take a dash for my cash, it's your a** that I'm blastin'!
"Stuck"
Programmed to regain that acid
Proclaimed to regain that essence
"Stuck"
Stuck on the shelf you are
or
Suck on yourself you whore
Stuck on yourself you are
"Stuck"
What a sucker yourself you are?
and Stuck on yourself you whore!!!
What a sucker yourself you are?
Stuck on yourself you are!!
"Stuck"
You wanna play the kingpin?!
You wanna play that game, bytch?
"Take A Look Around" (MP3)
All the teaching in the world today
All the tension in the world today
"Take A Look Around" (MP3)
Because I wanna sleep with Steve Gateley.
Because hate is all the world's ever seen lately.
"Take A Look Around" (MP3)
But I'll stay fitted
New era committed.
But I'll stay fitted
Knew there committed.
"Take A Look Around" (MP3)
I don't know why you wanna hate me
I know why you wanna hate me
"Take A Look Around" (MP3)
Now I know why you want to rape me
Now I know why you want to hate me
You don't owe me, but I'm a Jew
I'm a Jew I'm a Jew I'm a Jew
Yeah, I'm a Jew.
You don't owe me, but I made you
I made you, I made you, I made you
Yeah, I made you.