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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jona Lewie that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 13 misheard song lyrics for Jona Lewie on amIright currently.

"Stop The Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang goes another bomb on another town
While Le Czar and Jim have tea
If I get a lift up to the town
I'll run for all presidencies
Original Lyrics:
Bang! That's another bomb on another town
While the Tsar and Jim have tea
If I get home, live to tell the tale
I'll run for all presidencies
"Stop The Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a Liam for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I was at home for Christmas.
"Stop The Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I was a ball for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I was at home for Christmas.
"Stop The Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I stop, Bollox to the cavalry.
Original Lyrics:
If I stop, I will stop the cavalry.
"Stop The Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary gladly waits at home
She's been drinking all year long
Original Lyrics:
Mary Bradley waits at home
She's been waiting two years long
"Stop The Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
While Loser and Jim have tea
Original Lyrics:
While the Czar and Jim have tea
"Stop the Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
And he's gonna say, "Oh yes yet again
Can you stop the cavalry?"
Original Lyrics:
That is when I say, oh yes yet again
Can you stop the cavalry?
"Stop the Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mr. Churchill calm us over here
To say where this end will be
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Mr. Churchill comes over here
To say we're doing splendidly
"Stop the Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary madly waits at home,
She's berated me all year long.
Original Lyrics:
Mary Bradley waits at home,
She's been waiting all year long.
"Stop the Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary proudly waits at home
In the nuclear fall-out zone
Original Lyrics:
Mary Bradley waits at home
In the nuclear fall-out zone
"Stop the Cavalry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wish I could be dancing now
In the arms of a dirty cow
Original Lyrics:
Wish I could be dancing now
In the arms of the girl I love
"You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will always find an invitation at parties
Original Lyrics:
You will always find him in the kitchen at parties
"You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will always find him in the kitchen and farting
Original Lyrics:
You will always find him in the kitchen at parties

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