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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> L -> Less Than Jake
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Less Than Jake that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 24 misheard song lyrics for Less Than Jake on amIright currently.
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"24 Hours In Paramus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed the filthy louse.
Original Lyrics:
Feet, don't fail me now.
"All My Friends Are Metalheads" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ken Hom is really meaty.
Original Lyrics:
And all it really means is
"Anchor"
Misheard Lyrics:
This one goes out to life online.
Original Lyrics:
This one goes to Mike, Var, Mike.
"Down In The Mission"
Misheard Lyrics:
D-O-W-N, I-T-G
And the 's' is silent.
And the 's' is silent.
Original Lyrics:
D-O-W-N, I-N T-H-E
M-I-S-S-I-O-N.
M-I-S-S-I-O-N.
"Escape From The A-Bomb House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm better off gone
'Cause we don't see anyone.
'Cause we don't see anyone.
Original Lyrics:
I'm better off gone
'Cause we don't see eye to eye.
'Cause we don't see eye to eye.
"Great American Sharp Shooter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's for the better
You'd better ask God
You'd better ask God
Original Lyrics:
It's for the better
Your better half's gone
Your better half's gone
"Great American Sharpshooter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's for the better,
You better ask Scott
You better ask Scott
Original Lyrics:
It's for the better,
Your better half's gone
Your better half's gone
"Great American Sharpshooter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's for the better,
You'd better have ska
You'd better have ska
Original Lyrics:
It's for the better,
your better half's gone
your better half's gone
"Great American Sharpshooter" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's for the better
You better have ska.
You better have ska.
Original Lyrics:
It's for the better
Your better half's gone.
Your better half's gone.
"How's My Driving, Doug Hastings?" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F**ked up, I'm not going on like this
Original Lyrics:
F**k Doug, I'm not going out like this
"Malachi Richter's Liqour's Quicker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me Sabrina
Original Lyrics:
Give me some breathing room
"Motown Never Sounded So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you say, all your wants flights to Robin.
Original Lyrics:
So you say, all your white flags are up.
"Motown Never Sounded So Good" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So you say, all your white lies are rough.
Original Lyrics:
So you say, all your white flags are up.
"Overrated"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plastic sex is overrated.
Original Lyrics:
I think sex is overrated.
"P.S. Shock The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the message in these songs
Have kept me sighing all along.
Have kept me sighing all along.
Original Lyrics:
But the message in these songs
Have kept me sane all along.
Have kept me sane all along.
"Science Of Selling Yourself Short"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so f***ed up.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so far gone.
"Science of Selling Yourself Short"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could give you lessons
On how to ruin your friends' chests.
On how to ruin your friends' chests.
Original Lyrics:
I could give you lessons
On how to ruin your friendships.
On how to ruin your friendships.
"Science of Selling Yourself Short"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could give you lessons
On how to ruin your princess.
On how to ruin your princess.
Original Lyrics:
I could give you lessons
On how to ruin your friendships.
On how to ruin your friendships.
"She's Gonna Break Soon" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to her busy dizzy life
Of going out at Kitty Hawk.
Of going out at Kitty Hawk.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to her busy dizzy life
Of going out and getting high.
Of going out and getting high.
"That's Why They Call It a Union" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a playground over this house
That's been around for three years now
That's been around for three years now
Original Lyrics:
There's a black cloud over this house
That's been around for three years now
That's been around for three years now
"The Science Of Selling Yourself Short" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been sleeping nightly on my Dutch friend's kitchen floor.
Original Lyrics:
I've been sleeping nightly on my best friend's kitchen floor.
"The Science Of Selling Yourself Short" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone so tired of Avril teens.
Original Lyrics:
Someone so tired of their routines.
"The Science of Selling Yourself Short" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm on my worst every day.
Original Lyrics:
I'm my own worst enemy.
"The Science of Selling Yourself Short" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so f***ed up.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so far gone.
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