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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> L -> Julian Lennon
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Julian Lennon that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 28 misheard song lyrics for Julian Lennon on amIright currently.
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"Crucified"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crucified, crucified
On the cross up in your window.
On the cross up in your window.
Original Lyrics:
Crucified, crucified
On the cross of innuendo.
On the cross of innuendo.
"Mother Mary"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother Mary, is it right for me
To touch myself?
To touch myself?
Original Lyrics:
Mother Mary, is it right for me
To judge myself?
To judge myself?
"Salt Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I see two 'L's' in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Salt water wells in my eyes.
"Salt Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soft water wells in my eye
Original Lyrics:
Salt water wells in my eye
"Salt Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone dug wells in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Salt water wells in my eyes.
"Salt Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone tore wells in my eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Salt water wells in my eyes.
"Salt Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We like the deepest ocean
Original Lyrics:
We light the deepest ocean
"Salt Water" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're like the deepest ocean, send photographs of man
OR
We're like the deepest ocean, send photographs of masks
OR
We're like the deepest ocean, send photographs of masks
Original Lyrics:
We light the deepest ocean, send photographs of Mars
"Saltwater" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And time is not a friend, no friend of mine
Because friends, we're out of time
Because friends, we're out of time
Original Lyrics:
And time is not a friend, no friend of mine
As friends we're out of time
As friends we're out of time
"Saltwater" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We are for bigger children
Original Lyrics:
We are a billion children
"Say You're Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I love you more than a maggot safe.
Original Lyrics:
I love you more than a man could say.
"Say You're Wrong" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been to a lot
Original Lyrics:
We've been through a lot
"Stick Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you tolerate
Original Lyrics:
And if you go away
"Stick Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I bring your sex just one more time
Original Lyrics:
If I breathe your scent just one more time
"Too Late For Goodbyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's much too late porky pie
Original Lyrics:
It's much to late for goodbyes
"Too Late For Goodbyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Much too late, porcupine
Original Lyrics:
Much too late for good-bye
"Too Late For Goodbyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time has come to now be with you.
Original Lyrics:
Time has gone since I've been with you.
"Too Late For Goodbyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time has come to tuck in with you
Original Lyrics:
Time has gone since I've been with you
"Too Late for Goodbyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we've been starting to dine
Original Lyrics:
And we've been starting to die
"Too Late for Goodbyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ever since you've been leaving me.
As wind morning to cry.
Now I know how it feels for you.
As wind morning to cry.
Now I know how it feels for you.
Original Lyrics:
Ever since you've been leaving me.
I've been wanting to cry.
Now I know how it feels for you.
I've been wanting to cry.
Now I know how it feels for you.
"Too Late for Goodbyes" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been wanting to fry
Original Lyrics:
I've been wanting to fly
"Valotte" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As I watched the song go down
Original Lyrics:
As I watched the sun go down
"Valotte" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If it's so tight, closer than a glove
Original Lyrics:
It fits so tight, closer than a glove
"Valotte" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on the doorstep of the house again to fall...
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on the doorstep of the house I can't afford...
"Valotte" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on the doorstep of the house against the park...
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on the doorstep of the house I can't afford...
"Valotte" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You felt it something wrong,
you felt all the long
you felt all the long
Original Lyrics:
You know there's something wrong,
I felt it all along
I felt it all along
Julian wrote this song shortly after his father's death. I suppose it's because he knew and felt that something was going to happen to his dad.
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