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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 11 misheard song lyrics for John Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band on amIright currently.

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"Borrowed Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living on borrowed time, to see my bee-yotch.
Original Lyrics:
Living on borrowed time, with out a though of tomorrow.
"Give Peace A Chance"
Misheard Lyrics:
All we are saying.
Is give us a chance.
Original Lyrics:
All we are saying.
Is give peace a chance.
"Give Peace A Chance"
Misheard Lyrics:
John Lennon's mother.
Said 'Give peas a chance.'
Original Lyrics:
All we are saying.
Is give peace a chance.
"Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's hope it's a good phone
Without any cheer
Original Lyrics:
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
"Happy Xmas (War is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The yellow and red wants
Original Lyrics:
For yellow and red ones
"Instant Karma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Instant cop is gonna get you.
Original Lyrics:
Instant karma's gonna get you.
"Instant Karma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mr. Cop is gonna get you.
or
Mystic Karma's gonna get you.
Original Lyrics:
Instant Karma's gonna get you.
"Instant Karma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Carter's gonna get you.
Original Lyrics:
Instant Karma's gonna get you.
"Instant Karma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mrs. Klotz is gonna get you.
Original Lyrics:
Instant karma's gonna get you.
"Power To The People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Power to the peep hole.
Original Lyrics:
Power to the people.
"Power To The People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Power to the people, right arm!
Original Lyrics:
Power to the people, right on!

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