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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> L -> Lemon Demon
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Lemon Demon that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 48 misheard song lyrics for Lemon Demon on amIright currently.
"Bill Watterson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know?
I think you're the cat now.
I think you're the cat now.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know?
I think you're the cat's meow.
I think you're the cat's meow.
"Bowling Alley"
Misheard Lyrics:
I mean, it was like, a freakin' a** trip.
Original Lyrics:
I mean, it was like, a freakin' acid trip.
"Dead Sea Monkeys"
Misheard Lyrics:
I love my bride shrimp pals.
Original Lyrics:
I love my brine shrimp pals.
"Destructo!"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Chateau!
Original Lyrics:
Destructo!
"Destructo!"
Misheard Lyrics:
The shotgun!
Original Lyrics:
Destructo!
"Ebaumsworld Dot Com"
Misheard Lyrics:
He travelled all around
On the pulsive beach fan om on on.
On the pulsive beach fan om on on.
Original Lyrics:
He travelled all around
On the pulse of each phenomonon.
On the pulse of each phenomonon.
"Fine"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's such a lovely day
We should f*** in the sunshine.
We should f*** in the sunshine.
Original Lyrics:
It's such a lovely day
We should pocket the sunshine.
We should pocket the sunshine.
"Fine"
Misheard Lyrics:
We should f*** in the sunshine.
Original Lyrics:
We should pocket the sunshine.
"Hyakugojyuuichi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Digital Puff
or
Dishwasher
or
Dishwasher
Original Lyrics:
Jigglypuff
"Hyakugojyuuichi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Found a hobo in my room.
Original Lyrics:
Chanto oboeteru
"Hyakugojyuuichi"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Princess Leia and Yoda, your life.
Original Lyrics:
It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life.
"Hyakugojyuuichi"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's your a** I know I'm after!
Original Lyrics:
Think you're fast? You know I'm faster!
"It Can Get Lonely In My Mansion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shut up, f***.
Original Lyrics:
Shut up, fine.
"Kitten Is Angry"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I still love my kitty cat a bit.
Original Lyrics:
But I still love my kitty cat to bits.
"Kitten Is Angry"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I still love my kitty cat to whips.
Original Lyrics:
But I still love my kitty cat to bits.
"Knife Fight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna make you bleed coconuts and Mounds
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna make you bleed copious amounts
"Lemon Demon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I mention that it's Lemon Demon
And the pressures of the Monty Moron.
And the pressures of the Monty Moron.
Original Lyrics:
Did I mention that it's Lemon Demon
And the French'll say 'Le mon de mon'.
And the French'll say 'Le mon de mon'.
"Lemon Demon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He gun fletch you four one dollar.
Original Lyrics:
He's got fresh juice for one dollar.
"Lemon Demon"
Misheard Lyrics:
You take one sip, and one more sip
Pretty soon you're chugging down the whole fat.
Pretty soon you're chugging down the whole fat.
Original Lyrics:
You take one sip, and one more sip
Pretty soon you're chugging down the whole vat.
Pretty soon you're chugging down the whole vat.
"Lemon Demon"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will not find a single seat
There is no hope to make you choke.
There is no hope to make you choke.
Original Lyrics:
You will not find a single seed
There is no pulp to make you choke.
There is no pulp to make you choke.
"Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at the stars all over the place.
Original Lyrics:
Look at the scars all over the Sphinx.
"Ode To Crayola"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jam rock, too.
Original Lyrics:
Shamrock, too.
"Ode To Crayola"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lizard lime and jungle green.
Original Lyrics:
Laser lemon, jungle green.
"Ode To Crayola"
Misheard Lyrics:
Outrageous florean
Original Lyrics:
Outrageous orange
"Ode To Crayola"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I drew atomic tangerine.
Original Lyrics:
Midnight blue, atomic tangerine
"Oz Explodes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joy! Rapture!
I do, I do by aeroplane.
I do, I do by aeroplane.
Original Lyrics:
Joy! Rapture!
I've-I've-I've got a brain!
I've-I've-I've got a brain!
"Pumpkin Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before the sun set, he'd be all the dry
Those would buy the wholesome pie.
Those would buy the wholesome pie.
Original Lyrics:
Before the sun set, he'd be all but dry
Folks would buy the whole supply.
Folks would buy the whole supply.
"Pumpkin Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before the sunset, he'd be all but dry
Original Lyrics:
Before the sun set, he'd be all but dry
"Samuel And Rosella"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll play terrible, drinking Geritol.
Original Lyrics:
Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol.
"Samuel And Rosella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Off the hobbit drunk on Geritol.
Original Lyrics:
Off they hobble, drunk on Geritol.
"Samuel And Rosella"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who'd suspect a sweet old kepple?
Original Lyrics:
Who'd suspect a sweet old couple?
Andrew Kepple is a friend and collaborator of Lemon Demon.
"Soft Fuzzy Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
So please baby, please baby, step into my mitts!
Original Lyrics:
So please baby, please baby, step into the mist!
"Somnolence"
Misheard Lyrics:
We upend dollars when we fall asleep.
Original Lyrics:
We are Pandoras when we fall asleep.
"Stick Stickly"
Misheard Lyrics:
P. O. Box 96P
Original Lyrics:
P. O. Box 963
"Sunbeam Light Show Flower Seed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better yet, just usher in the acrobat.
Original Lyrics:
Better yet, just usher that Diablo back.
"Telekinesis"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hope it hasn't been too much.
Original Lyrics:
I rolled my eyes a bit too much.
"Telekinesis"
Misheard Lyrics:
I rrrrrrrrolled my R's a bit too much.
Original Lyrics:
I rolled my eyes a bit too much.
Actually, both are correct, just different lines to the song. It's possible that someone misheard one as the other.
"Telekinesis"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had enough of that pseudonym.
Original Lyrics:
I've had enough of that pseudo-Zen.
"Telekinesis"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had enough of that shade of Zen.
or
I've had enough of that suede and Zen.
or
I've had enough of that suede and Zen.
Original Lyrics:
I've had enough of that pseudo-Zen.
"Telekinesis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sadly, this hasn't guttened me anything but dreaded gluttony.
Original Lyrics:
Sadly, this hasn't gotten me anything but dread and gluttony.
"Telekinesis"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why should I care about this?
I'm not concerned with the papers I miss.
I'm not concerned with the papers I miss.
Original Lyrics:
Why should I care about this?
I'm not concerned with the things I miss.
I'm not concerned with the things I miss.
"The Ultimate Showdown (Of Ultimate Destiny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Eric Cartman came out of the blue
Original Lyrics:
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
"Toy Food"
Misheard Lyrics:
TOFU Like real food but is soy TOFU Not real food do not eat
Original Lyrics:
Toy food like real food but is toy Toy food Not real food do not eat
"Ultimate Showdown (of ultimate destiny)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
Multiplied banana, holy grail's Black Knight and
Pizza Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
No-pants Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill Asbestos and Theodore Logan,
Spock lurock-doc-oc and Hulk Hogan
Multiplied banana, holy grail's Black Knight and
Pizza Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
No-pants Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill Asbestos and Theodore Logan,
Spock lurock-doc-oc and Hulk Hogan
Original Lyrics:
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
"Word Disassociation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hatred, earmuff, okay, Rapscallion.
Original Lyrics:
Hatred, earmuff, okay, Rathskeller.
"Word Disassociation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mountie
Original Lyrics:
Flouncy
"Word Disassociation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paranoia samurai
Original Lyrics:
Paranoia sever
"Word Disassociation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Word to the association
Original Lyrics:
Word disassociation
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