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"Anything But Ordinary"
Go download the fences.
Let down your defenses.
"Anything But Ordinary"
Go download the fences.
Let down your defenses.
"Anything But Ordinary"
Is it a law to love?
Is it a law to breathe?
Somebody rip my heart out
And leave me here to bleed
Is it a law to die?
Somebody save my life
I'd rather be anything but ordinary, please.
Is it enough to love?
Is it enough to breathe?
Somebody rip my heart out
And leave me here to bleed
Is it enough to die?
Somebody save my life
I'd rather be anything but ordinary, please.
"Anything But Ordinary"
Now pull down your panties
Just do what a man says.
Let down your defenses
Use no common sense.
"Anything But Ordinary"
Somebody read my heart out.
Somebody rip my heart out.
"Anything But Ordinary"
Somebody wreck my car now
And leave me here to bleed.
Somebody rip my heart out
And leave me here to bleed.
"Anything But Ordinary"
Sometimes I get so queer
I even freak my heart out.
Sometimes I get so weird
I even freak myself out.
"Anything But Ordinary"
Sometimes I get so queer
I even freak my mom out.
Sometimes I get so weird
I even freak myself out.
"Anything But Ordinary"
Sometimes I get so queer
I even freak my socks out.
Sometimes I get so weird
I even freak myself out.
"Anything But Ordinary"
Sometimes I get so stoned, I even screw females.
Sometimes I get so weird, I even freak myself out.
"Anything But Ordinary"
Sometimes I get so weird, I even eat myself out.
Sometimes I get so weird, I even freak myself out.
"Anything But Ordinary"
Sometimes I get so weird
I even start to chow down.
Sometimes I get so weird
I even freak myself out.
"Complicated"
... Trin, to be coal, you look like a foal, to meat... to meat!
...try to be cool, you look like a fool, to me ... tell me...
"Complicated"
...try to be cool but you lick like a ghoul to me... tummy!
...try to be cool, you look like a fool, to me ... tell me...
"Complicated"
...try to be cool, you look like a fool, to me. Tummy!
...try to be cool, you look like a fool, to me ... tell me...
"Complicated"
Acting like you're someone else gets me castrated.
Acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated.
"Complicated"
Acting like you're someone else
Gets me prostrated.
Acting like you're somebody else
Gets me frustrated.
"Complicated"
Acting like you're someone else
gets me castrated
Acting like you're somebody else
Gets me frustrated.
"Complicated"
Acting like you're something else
Gets me constipated.
Acting like you're someone else
Gets me frustrated.
"Complicated"
Acting like your somebody else
gets wee constipated
Acting like you're someone else
gets me frustrated.
"Complicated"
Acting like your somebody else gets wee constipated.
Acting like you're someone else gets me frustrated.
"Complicated"
And honestly you promised me
I'm never gonna find your bacon
And honestly, you'll promise me
I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
And honestly you'll promise me I'm never going to find you naked
And honestly, you'll promise me
I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
And honestly you'll promise me I'm never gonna find you baking
And honestly, you'll promise me I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
And honestly, you'll promise me I'm never gonna find you vacant.
And honestly, you'll promise me I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
And honestly, you'll promise me
I'm never gonna find you Vegas.
And honestly, you'll promise me
I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
And honestly, you'll promise me
I'm never gonna find you faintin'.
And honestly, you'll promise me
I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
And promise I'm never gonna find your fake a**.
And promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
And promise I'm never gonna find your fake a**.
And promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
And promise I'm never gonna find your fake azz.
And promise me I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
And promise me I'm never gonna find you naked.
And promise me I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
And promise me I'm never gonna find you vagid.
or
And promise me I'm never gonna find you vagriated.
And promise me I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
And promise me I'm never gonna find your bacon.
And promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
And promise me I'm never gonna find your bacon
No, no, no
And promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
No, no, no
"Complicated"
And promise me that I'm never going to find you vacant.
And promise me I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
And promise me, I'm never gonna find you vacant.
And promise me, I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
And promise, I'm never gonna find your fake a**!
And promise me, I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
And provesty, I'm never gonna find you faking.
And promise me I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
And you take what you get and you turn it into
Honestly, don't fall asleep, I'm never gonna find you faking
And you take what you get and you turn it into
Honesty, and promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it
"Complicated"
And you take what you get and you turn it into
Honestly, please promise me I'm never gonna find your bacon,
No, no, no.
And you take what you get and you turn it into
Honesty, and promise me I'm never gonna find you begging.
No, no, no.
"Complicated"
And you take what you get and you turn it into
Honestly, please promise me I'm never gonna find your bacon,
No, no, no.
And you take what you get and you turn it into
Honesty, and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
No, no, no.
"Complicated"
And you're talking to me one on one and you become
Somebody else from everyone else.
And you're talking to me one on one but you've become
Somebody else 'round everyone else.
"Complicated"
And you're talking to me one on one and you become
Somebody else from everyone else.
And you´re talking to me one on one but you´ve become
Somebody else 'round everyone else.
"Complicated"
And you're talking to me, when I'm one
And you're talking to me, one on one
"Complicated"
Back off, you're in preppy clothes
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Back off, you're in pretty clothes.
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Chill out watching Alan Ford
Chill out what you yellin' for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, Richie Alan Thor.
Chill out, what'chu yelling for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, Robbie Alomar.
Chill out, whatcha' yellin' for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, watch 'The Elenfore'.
Chill out, what you yelling for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, watch E.L. on Four.
Chill out, whatcha yellin' for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, watch E.L. on Four.
chill out, whatchya yellin' for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, watch Keith Allen fall!
Chill out, whatcha' yellin' for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, watch channel four
Chill out, whatcha yellin' for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, watch it, Al Gore.
Chill out, what you yellin' for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, watch the allagor
Chill out, what you yellin' for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, watchin' Alan Ford.
Chill out, what'chu yelling for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, watchin' Allen Ford.
Chill out, what cha' yellin' for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, watchin' Allen Fore.
Chill out, what'chu yelling for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, watching Alan For.
Chill out, whatcha yelling for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, watching Alan score.
Chill out, what ya yelling for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, watching Amanpour
Chill out, what'chu yellin' for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, watching Eleanor.
Chill out, what'chu yellin' for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, watching Elle on four.
Chill out, what'cha yelling for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, watching channel 4.
Chill out, whatcha' yellin' for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, what u h***in' for?
Chill out, whatcha yellin' for?
"Complicated"
Chill out, what you healing for?
Chill out, whatcha yelling for?
"Complicated"
Chillin' out, watchin' Alan Fore.
Chill out, what ya yelling for?
"Complicated"
Chillis out, the with's a f***ing whore
Pay back, I know you want some more
Chill out whatcha yelling for?
Laid back, it's all been done before
"Complicated"
Gets me for straining
Gets me frustrated
"Complicated"
Honestly I'm never gonna fry you bacon.
Honestly I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
Honestly it's killing me you're never gonna fly to Vegas
Honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
"Complicated"
Honestly you possemed me I'm never gonna find your cake eeeeehhhhhh.
Honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
Honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find your bacon.
Honesty promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
Honestly, now promise me
You're never gonna fly to Vegas
Honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
"Complicated"
Honestly, you possemed me
I'm never gonna find your cake eeeeehhhhhh.
Honestly, you promised me
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
Honestly, you promise me I'm never gonna find you faking.
Honesty, you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
Honestly, you promise me I'm never gonna find you naked.
Honestly, you promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
Honestly, you promised me I'm never gonna find you vacant.
Honesty, you promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
Honestly, you promised me I'm never gonna find your bacon.
Honestly you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
Honestly, you promised me I'm never gonna find your bacon
No, no, no
Honesty, and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
No, no, no
"Complicated"
Honestly, you promised me I'm never gonna find your fake a**.
Honestly, you promised me I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
Honestly, you promised me I'm never gonna fine you naked!
Honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
"Complicated"
Honestly, you'll promise me I'm never gonna find you naked
And honestly, you'll promise me I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
Honestly, you're never going to find your ficus.
Honestly, you promised me I'm never gonna find you faking.
A ficus is a tree that's generally a house plant. It was used in a Pringle's commercial.
"Complicated"
Honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you naked
And honestly, you'll promise me I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
Honesty, and promise me you're never gonna find your Vegas.
Honesty, you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
Hopefully you're somebody, I'll never ever find you naked.
Honestly, you promised me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
I never gonna find you baking.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
I never wanna pie your fake ass
I never wanna find you fakin'
"Complicated"
I'll never get by with bacon.
I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
I'm never going to find you naked
I'm never going to find you faking
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna buy you bacon.
I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna buy you bacon.
I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna by you bacon.
I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna fight you naked.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find ya, Vegas.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find you Vegas.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find you baking.
I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find you beggin'.
I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find you begging.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find you caking.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find you faded.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find you in Vegas.
I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find you late again.
I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find you mating.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find you naked.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find you naked.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find you naked…
I'm never gonna find you faking…
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find you skating.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find you vacant.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find you vacant
I'm never gonna find you faking
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find your bacon.
or
I'm never gonna find you flaking.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find your bacon
I'm never gonna find you fakin'
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find your blanket.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find your blanket.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find your blanket
I'm never gonna find you faking
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna find your naked.
I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna fry your bacon.
I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
I'm never gonna try your baking.
I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
J Lo
What's she yelling for?
Chill out
Whatcha' yelling for?
"Complicated"
J-Lo, what's she yellin' for?
Chill out, whatcha yellin' for?
"Complicated"
Jello, jiggle on the floor.
Chill out, whatcha yelling for?
"Complicated"
Jello, whatcha yelling for?
Chill out, whatcha yelling for?
"Complicated"
Laugh loud, do you pick your nose?
Take off, all your pretty clothes.
Laugh out, when you strike your pose
Take off, all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Laugh out, when you strike a pout.
Laugh out, when you strike a pose.
"Complicated"
Laugh out, when your striky pose.
Laugh out, when you strike a pose.
"Complicated"
Laugh's like this
Life's like this
"Complicated"
Laughs like this
Life's like this
"Complicated"
Lay back, watching Alidore.
Chill out, what you yelling for.
"Complicated"
Lay down, you been cheatin' before.
Lay back, it's all been done before.
"Complicated"
Never gonna find your blanket.
Never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
Never gonna find your fakin'
Never gonna find you fake it
"Complicated"
Oh baby please promise me
I'm never gonna need to spank you
Honestly you promised me
I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
Promise me "I'm never gonna fry your bacon"
No, no, no
Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
No, no, no
"Complicated"
Promise me I'm never going to find you Vegas.
Promise me I'm never going to find you fake it.
"Complicated"
Promise me I'm never gonna find you cheatin'.
Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
Promise me I'm never gonna find you naked
Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
"Complicated"
Promise me I'm never gonna find you vegan.
Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
Promise me I'm never gonna find you vegan.
Promise me I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
Promise me I'm never gonna find you wasted.
Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
Promise me I'm never gonna find your fake ass
Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it
"Complicated"
Promise me I'm never gonna fly to Vegas
or
Promise me I'm never gonna fry some bacon
or
Promise me I'm never gonna find you naked
Promise me I'm never gonna find you fakin'
"Complicated"
Promise me you'll never give up your banket.
Promise me I'll never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
Promise me you're never gonna fight in Vegas.
Promise me I'm never find you fake it.
"Complicated"
Promise me you're never gonna find your bacon.
Promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
Promise me you're never gonna find your fake hair.
And promise me I'm never gonna find you fakin'.
"Complicated"
Promise me you're never gonna find your planket.
Promise me you're never gonns try to fake it.
"Complicated"
Promise me you're never gonna fly to Vegas.
Promise me i'm never going to find you faking.
"Complicated"
Promise me, I'm never gonna fry you bacon.
Promise me, I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
Promise me, promise me, I'm never gonna find your bacon
Honesty and promise me, I'm never gonna find you faking
"Complicated"
Promise me, you'll never find your blanket.
Promise me, I'm never gonna find you fake it.
"Complicated"
Shelob, what's your alien for?
Chill out, whatcha' yellin' for?
"Complicated"
Sit back, watching Galador.
Chill out, what'chu yelling for?
Galador was a short lived kids series.
"Complicated"
Sit back, watching Galador.
Chill out, what'chu yelling for?
"Complicated"
Sit back, watching Galador.
Chill out, what'chu yelling for?
"Complicated"
Stay out, chewing, smelling, n what for?
Chill out, what'chu yelling for?
"Complicated"
Take off all the crappy clothes
Take off all your preppy clothes
"Complicated"
Take off all yo peppy colds!
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off all your brand new clothes.
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off all your brand-new clothes.
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off all your brand-new clothes
or
Take of all your crapy clothes.
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off all your clothes.
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off all your crampy clothes.
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off all your crapped-on clothes.
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off all your crappy clothes.
Take off all your preppie clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off all your crappy clothes
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off all your crappy clothes
Take off all your preppy clothes
"Complicated"
Take off all your dressy codes.
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off all your grubby clothes.
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off all your lacey bras.
Take of all you preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off all your nappy clothes
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off all your practi-clothes.
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off all your pranky clothes.
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off all your pretty clothes.
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off all your sexy clothes.
Take off all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Take off, all your brand new clothes.
Take off, all your preppy clothes.
"Complicated"
Tammy!
Tell me!
"Complicated"
That's the mantis
That's the way it is
"Complicated"
Tommy!
Tell me!
"Complicated"
Watchin' your back, like a new Cadillac
Watchin' your back, like you can't relax
"Complicated"
Watching your back like new Cadillacs.
Watching your back, like you can't relax.
"Complicated"
Why did you have to go and make me go and get myself all amputated?
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
Why do ya have ta get my head decapitated?
Why do ya have to go and make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
Why do you have to go and make me so constipated?
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
Why do you have to make me so constipated?
Why do you have go and make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
Why do you have to make things so overrated?
Why do you have to make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
Why does every fella make things so complicated?
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
Why does everything have to be so complicated?
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
Why it's like this
Life's like this
"Complicated"
Why the hell'd you go and make things so complicted?
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
Why y'all have to go and be so constipated?
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
Why you had to go and make me so constipated?
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
Why'd I have to go and take the bridge to Pennsylvania?
Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
Why'd you go have to get me so constipated?
It's the you're acting like somebody else that gets me constipated.
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
I see the way you're acting like somebody else makes me so fustrated.
"Complicated"
Why'd you have to go and make me intoxicated?
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
Why you have to go and make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
Why'd you have to go and make things so constipated?
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
Why'd you have to go and make things so crap related?
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
Why'd you have to go make things so constipated?
I see the way your acting like you don't have a problem
Taking laxatives
Why'd you have to go make things so complicated?
I see the way your acting like your somebody else
Gets me frustrated
"Complicated"
Why'd you have to make things somewhat complicated?
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated?
"Complicated"
You come over an island, announced.
You come over unannounced.
"Complicated"
You come over and you dance
You come over unannounced.
"Complicated"
You promised me I'm never gonna find ya vacant.
You promise me I'm never gonna find you faking.
"Complicated"
You promised me I'm never gonna find you taken
You promised me I'm never gonna find you faking
"Complicated"
You shake and you bake
You break and you take
"Complicated"
You're never gonna find your blanket
I'm never gonna find you fake it
"Complicated"
You're never gonna find your blanket
I'm never gonna find you fake it
"Complicated"
You're never gonna find your blankie
I'm never gonna find you fake it
"Complicated"
You're talking to me one and one, and now I'm won.
You're talking to me one on one, when you've become
"Complicated"
You're watchin' your back
Your new Cadillac.
You're watchin' your back
Like you can't relax.
"Contagious"
Sucking's dangerous!
So contagious
Geisers so hard to trust.
Guys are so hard to trust.
Geysers so hard to trust.
Guys are so hard to trust.
I wanna have sex.
I'm really upset.
I'm better buffalo anyway.
I'm better off alone anyway.
I'm gonna ask you to stop
I thought I liked you a lot, but I wanna have sex
I'm gonna ask you to stop
I thought I liked you a lot, but I'm really upset
I'm gonna ask you to stop
Thought I liked you alot
That I really have sex.
I'm gonna ask you to stop
Thought I liked you alot
But I'm really upset.
I'm gonna tell you to stop
That I like you a lot but
I'm not ready for sex.
I'm gonna ask you to stop
That I like you a lot
But I'm really upset.
I'm ready for sex.
I'm really upset.
I'm really on sex.
I'm really upset.
This guilt trip that you put me on
Won't dress me up, I've never smoked a bong.
This guilt trip that you put me on
Won't mess me up, I've done no wrong.
While you gave me that kiss
Why you gave me that kiss?
You wiped my tears
Gorilla of fears
Why did you have to go?
You wiped my tears
Got rid of all my fears
Why did you have to go?
This guilt trip that you put me on
Won't dress me up, I've never smoked a bong.
This guilt trip that you put me on
Won't mess me up, I've done no wrong.
I don't want a lot for Christmas.
I don't want to fall to pieces.
I just want to s*** and stare at you
I just want to sit and stare at you
Forgotten, miaow, miaow, miaow
Forgotten, miaow, miaow, miaow
Forgotten, yeah, yeah, yeah
Forgotten, yeah, yeah, yeah
"Get Over It"
It's badder than it sounds, believe me.
It's better than it sounds, believe me.
"Get Over It"
Sleeping by your side
Slipping down a slide
"Girlfriend"
'Cause he's like so forever
And you could do so much better
Because she's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
"Girlfriend"
'Cause he's like so wherever
And you could do so much better
Because she's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
"Girlfriend"
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm that precious
And Lamelle, yeah, I'm the March from princess
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell, yeah, I'm the motherf***ing princess
"Girlfriend"
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm that precious
And Lamelle, yeah, I'm the one and only princess
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell, yeah, I'm the motherf***ing princess
"Girlfriend"
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm that precious
And the hall, yeah, I'm the March from princess
Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell, yeah, I'm the motherf***ing princess
"Girlfriend"
Don't you know what I can do to make your feet alright?
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?
"Girlfriend"
Go away, go away!
No way, no way!
"Girlfriend"
Hey hey, Jew Jew, I know that you're circumcised!
Hey hey, you you, I know that you like me
"Girlfriend"
Hey, hey, you, you, I wanna f*** your girlfriend.
Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend.
"Girlfriend"
I don't think you're perfect
I don't like your girlfriend
"Girlfriend"
I think about you all the time, you're so the Take That
I think about you all the time, you're so addictive
"Girlfriend"
I think about you all the time, you're some detective
I think about you all the time, you're so addictive
"Girlfriend"
I'm your mother's f***ing princess.
I'm the mother f***ing princess.
"Girlfriend"
In a second, you'll be rat around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so what's it gonna take in?
He's so stupid, what Lamelle were you thinking?
In a second, you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
"Girlfriend"
In a second, you'll be rocked around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so what's it gonna take in?
He's so stupid, what Lamelle were you thinking?
In a second, you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
"Girlfriend"
In a second, you'll be rocked around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so what's it gonna take in?
He's so stupid, what the hall were you thinking?
In a second, you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
"Girlfriend"
In a second, you'll be wrecked around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so what's it gonna take in?
He's so stupid, what Lamelle were you thinking?
In a second, you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?
"Girlfriend"
Norway, Norway
No way, no way
"Girlfriend"
She's like so a lever
You can do so much better
She's like so whatever
You can do so much better.
"Girlfriend"
She's like so eleven
You can do so much better.
She's like so whatever
You can do so much better.
"Girlfriend"
So come over here and tell me what I wanna hear
Better get to make your girlfriend disappear
So come over here and tell me what I want to hear
Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear
"Girlfriend"
Tell me what you want, a queer.
Tell me what I want to hear.
"Girlfriend"
You’re some detective
You’re so addictive
"Give You All You Want"
Russians aren't that hard to borrow
Emotions aren't that hard to borrow
"Give You What You Like"
Russians aren't that hard to borrow
Emotions aren't that hard to borrow
This part of you is getting stale.
This point of view is getting stale.
"Here's to Never Growing Up"
Here's to every girl we love
Here's to never growing up
"Here's to Never Growing Up"
Here's to never throwing up.
Here's to never growing up.
"Here's to Never Growing Up"
I fall in love with everyone whenever I'm drunk
Got a bottle of whatever but it's getting us drunk
"Here's to Never Growing Up"
Oh whoa, oh whoa,
Isn't every girl in love?
Oh whoa, oh whoa,
Isn't every girl in love?
Oh whoa, oh whoa, here's to never growing up
Oh whoa, oh whoa, here's to never growing up
"Hot"
I wanna put your head in my pocket,
Because you're allowed.
I wanna put your hand in my pocket,
Because you're allowed.
"Hot"
Make me wanna jump
Make me wanna drop
"Hot"
Now you're in, check it out
Now you're in and you can't get out
"How Does It Feel?" (MP3)
How does it feel to be
Different from me?
Auf Wiedersehen.
How does it feel to be
Different from me?
Are we the same?
"How Does It Feel?" (MP3)
Onion and I am free.
I am young and I am free.
Alice McVeal to be, different from me
How does it feel to be, different from me?
Alice McVeal to be, different from me
How does it feel to be, different from me?
Alice McVeal to be, different from me
How does it feel to be, different from me?
Would you come f*** my head, yeah
Would you comfort me?
Would you come fart on my hand?
Would you comfort me?
Would you cry? Fuzz me!
Would you comfort me?
"I Always Get What I Want"
I'm still on the go
I'm still gonna go
"I Always Get What I Want"
I'm stoked on the go.
I'm still gonna go.
"I Don't Give A Damn"
I don't give a dum
I don't give a damn.
I don't give it up
I don't give a damn.
"I Don't Give A Damn"
You leave me lacking on the floor.
You leave me laughing on the floor.
"I'm Not Nobody's Fool"
I might've fallin' for that when I was fourteen With a little morphine
I might've fallin' for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green.
"I'm Not Nobody's Fool"
I might've fallin' for that when I was fourteen
In a little morph brain.
I might've fallin' for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green.
"I'm With You"
And no one likes to be L-O.
And no one likes to be alone.
"I'm With You"
And no one likes to be yellow.
And no one likes to be alone.
"I'm With You"
And no one likes to be...hello.
And no one likes to be alone.
"I'm With You"
As fall sets on the ground
No footsteps on the ground
"I'm With You"
At a damp coal mine.
It's a damn cold night.
"I'm With You"
Breathing with the cold air
Grinning with the lost stare
"I'm With You"
Dan call Mike.
It's a damp, cold night.
"I'm With You"
Down Falls night
It's a damn cold night.
"I'm With You"
I don't know who you are
But I, I'm with a ewe.
I don't know who you are
But I, I'm with you.
"I'm With You"
I'm in the air.
I'm with you.
"I'm With You"
I'm jumping off a bridge.
I'm standing on a bridge.
"I'm With You"
I'm standing on a bitch.
I'm standing on a bridge.
"I'm With You"
I'm trying to figure out this lime
I'm trying to figure out this life
"I'm With You"
I'm whistling, but there's no sound.
I'm listening, but there's no sound.
"I'm With You"
I'm with yoohoo.
I'm with you... hooo.
"I'm With You"
Isn't anyone tryin' to fight me?
Isn't anyone tryin' to find me?
"I'm With You"
Isn't anyone trying to frighten me?
Isn't anyone trying to find me?
"I'm With You"
It's a damn call night.
It's a damn cold night.
"I'm With You"
It's a damp code guy.
It's a dang cold night.
"I'm With You"
It's a damp cold night.
It's a damn cold night.
"I'm With You"
It's a damp, cold night.
It's a damn cold night.
"I'm With You"
It's a dim cold night.
It's a damn cold night.
"I'm With You"
It's a down cold night.
It's a damn cold night.
"I'm With You"
It's a thing called light
Trying to figure out this night.
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life.
"I'm With You"
No forceps on the ground.
No footsteps on the ground.
"I'm With You"
No forceps on the ground
No footsteps on the ground
Did I think the fifteen/sixteen year old Avril was pregnant when she released the album or something?
"I'm With You"
No foreceps on the ground
No footsteps on the ground
"I'm With You"
No foreseps
No footsteps
"I'm With You"
No fwizz-ups on the ground.
No footsteps on the ground.
"I'm With You"
No one likes to be yellow.
No one likes to be alone.
"I'm With You"
The forceps on the ground
No footsteps on the ground
"I'm With You"
There's nothing but the rain
No forceps on the ground.
There's nothing but the rain
No footsteps on the ground.
"I'm With You"
There's nothing but the rain
On September ground.
There's nothing but the rain
No footsteps on the ground.
"I'm With You"
Trying to figure out this sprite.
Trying to figure out this life.
"I'm with You"
It's a dad's cold night
It's a damn cold night
"I'm with You"
It's a damp cold night
It's a damn cold night
"I'm with You"
Won't you take me by the hand,
Take me somewhere nude?
Won't you take me by the hand,
Take me somewhere new?
"I’m With You"
Take me somewhere nude
Take me somewhere new
"Losing Grip"
Crapping out loud
I'm crapping out loud
Crapping out loud
I'm crapping out loud
Open your ice
Open out white.
Crying out loud
I'm crying out loud
Crying out loud
I'm crying out loud
Open your eyes
Open up wide.
"Losing Grip"
Grinnin' with the wash there
That's when I decided.
Grinnin' with a lost stare
That's when I decided.
"Losing Grip"
Grinning with a lobster
Grinning with a lost stare
"Losing Grip"
Grinning with the lost air
Grinning with a lost stare
"Losing Grip"
Grinning with the washed hair
Grinning with a lost stare
"Losing Grip"
Grinning with the washed hair
Grinning with the lost stare
"Losing Grip"
I let to cry there waiting outside there dealing with the washed stare.
I was left to cry there waiting outside there grinning with a lost stare.
"Losing Grip"
I let to cry there waiting outside there dreaming with the lost air.
I was left to cry there waiting outside there dealing with the lost stare.
"Losing Grip"
I let to cry there
Waiting outside there
Grinning with the washed shore.
I was left to cry there
Waiting outside there
Dealing with the lost stare.
"Losing Grip"
I was left to cry there Wiccan outside there
Grinning with the last whore
I was left to cry there waiting outside there
Grinning with the lost air.
"Losing Grip"
I was left to cry there waiting outside there grinning with a lobster.
I was left to cry there waiting outside there grinning with a lost stare.
"Losing Grip"
I was left to cry there waiting outside there grinning with the lobster.
I was left to cry there waiting outside there dealing with the lost stare.
"Losing Grip"
I was left to cry there waiting outside there grinning with the lobster.
I was left to cry there waiting outside there grinning with a lost stare.
"Losing Grip"
I was left to cry there waiting outside there
Hit me with a lobster.
I was left to cry there waiting outside there
Grinning with a lost stare.
"Losing Grip"
I was left to cry there, waiting outside there
Grinning with The Lobster, that's when I decided
I was left to cry there, waiting outside there
Grinning with a lost stare, that's when I decided
"Losing Grip"
I was left to cry there, waiting outside there
Grinning with the wash dear, that's when I decided
I was left to cry there, waiting outside there
Grinning with a lost stare, that's when I decided
"Losing Grip"
I was left to cry there, waiting outside there
Grinning with the wash stare.
I was left to cry there, waiting outside there
Grinning with a lost stare.
"Losing Grip"
I was left to cry there
Waiting outside there
Grinning with the lobster.
I was left to cry there
Waiting outside there
Grinnin' with the lost stare.
"Losing Grip"
I was left to cry there
Waiting outside there
Sittin' in the lost air.
I was left to cry there
Waiting outside there
Grinning with a lost stare.
"Losing Grip"
I was left to cry there
Waiting outside there
Grinnin' with the lobster.
I was left to cry there
Waiting outside there
Grinnin' with a lost stare.
"Losing Grip"
I was left to cry there
Waiting outside there
Mooning a lost stare.
I was left to cry there
Waiting outside there
Grinning with a lost stare.
"Losing Grip"
I was left to try there
Waitin' outside there
Gettin' a new lobster.
I was left to cry there
Waitin' outside there
Grinnin' with a lost stare.
"Losing Grip"
Like I'm not pretty.
Like I'm not real.
"Losing Grip"
Running with the lost air
Grinning with a lost stare
"Losing Grip"
You used to hump me.
You used to love me.
"Losing Grip"
You used to love me, you used to hump me
You used to love me, you used to hug me
"Mobile"
All out of my control.
I'm out of my control.
"Mobile"
Everything's changing, everywhere I go
All out of my control, I'm a low life.
Everything's changing, everywhere I go
All out of my control, I'm a mobile.
"Mobile"
Everythings changing when I turn around
All out of my control
I'm a robot.
Everything's changing when I turn around
All out of my control
I'm a mobile.
"Mobile"
Everythings ringing when I turn around
All out of my control
I'm a moron.
Everythings changing when I turn around
All out of my control
I'm a mobile.
"Mobile"
Everywhere I go, I'm a Mormon
Everywhere I go, I'm a mobile
"Mobile"
Everywhere I go, I'm a morron
Everywhere I go, I'm a mobile
"Mobile"
I'm a Mormon.
I'm a mobile.
"Mobile"
I'm a mile, a mile.
I'm a mobile, a mobile.
"Mobile"
I'm a moron.
I'm a mobile.
"Mobile"
I'm a robot.
I'm a mobile.
"Mobile"
I'm immobile.
I'm a mobile.
"Mobile"
I'm immobile.
I'm a mobile.
"Mobile"
Stretch myself back into the vibe.
Stretch myself back into the light.
"Mobile"
Went back home again
They so gotta pack up and live again.
Went back home again
This sucks gotta pack up and leave again.
"Mobile"
Went back home again
This ducks' gotta pack up and lea again.
Went back home again
This sucks, gotta pack up and leave again.
All the melodies so close to me
All the memories so close to me
All the things you hide from me,
All the things that you do
All the things you hide from me,
All the s*** that you do
All this time you we're defending
All this time you were pretending
All this time you were propelling
All this time you were pretending
And all of the memories, supposed to be
And all of the memories, so close to me
George Foreman happy ending
So much for my happy ending.
Held up on such a breakable bed.
Held up on such a breakable thread.
Held up, I'm such a breakable thread.
Held up on such a breakable thread.
Hell I'm so high
On such a breakable bet
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread
It's nice to know you had it all
That's the watching as I fall
And Father me know you was Son
It's nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done
It's nice to know you had it all
That's the watching as I fall
And Father me know you were Son
It's nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall
And letting me know we were done
Lunchtime is over
Let's talk this over
So much for my crappy ending
So much for my happy ending
So much for my happy Indian.
So much for my happy ending.
Someone stole my happy ending.
So much for my happy ending.
We were mentally
We were meant to be
We will never be
We were meant to be
"My World"
Can't help if five space in a day
My eyes turn out the other way.
Can't help if I space in a daze
My eyes tune out the other way.
"My World"
Got fired by a farmer's chicken a**
All in a small town Ebiney.
Got fired by fried chicken a**
All in a small town in Napanee.
"My World"
Got fired by a fried chicken a**
All in a small town Lapaknee.
Got fired by fried chicken a**
All in a small town in Napanee.
"My World"
Got fired with a box of chicken a**.
or
Got fired by a boss named Chicken A**.
or
Got fired by frying chicken a**.
Got fired by fried chicken a**.
"My World"
Grew up in a fight that's a population town.
Grew in a 5000 population town.
"My World"
Groovin' in a 5000 population town.
Grew in a 5000 population town.
"My World"
I mixed with chocolate golden latte dreams
I may switch off and go in a daydream
"My World"
I'm not in lotus time, it's nice
I'm not in love this time this night
"My World"
Will someone be a leopard when
I'm awfully gay in my world?
Will someone be and not pretend
I'm off again in my world?
"My World"
Will someone be a number ten?
I'm off again in my world.
Will someone be and not pretend
I'm off again in my world?
"My World"
Would some one beat me up and say get off forgetting in my world?
Would someone be and not pretend I'm off again in my world?
"My World"
Would someone beat them up
Or get them all in my world?
Would someone be and not pretend?
I'm off again in my world.
Fall black, take a cook at me
And you'll be, I'm four-teal.
Fall back, take a look at me
And you'll see I'm for real.
Hang up the phone, I've got a back door stronger than yours.
Hang up the phone, I've got a back bone stronger than yours.
Hang up the phone
I've got a bathroom stronger than yours.
Hang up the phone
I've got a backbone stronger than yours.
I might have fallen for that when I was 14
And a little more brain.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little morphine.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
And into morphine.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
And into morphine.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more to dream.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
In a little more dream.
I might have fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green.
I might have fallen for that
When I was14 in a little mór green
I might have fallen for that
When I was 14 and a little more green.
I might of fallen 4 that
When I was 14 and a little morphine.
I might have fallen for that
When I was 14 and a little more green.
I might've fallen for that when I was fourteen
Shooting up on morphine.
I might've fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green.
I might've fallin' for that when I was fourteen In a little morph brain.
I might've fallen for that when I was fourteen And a little more green.
I might've fallin' for that when I was fourteen With a little morphine.
I might've fallen for that when I was fourteen And a little more green.
I might've fallin' for that when I was fourteen
In a little morph brain.
I might've fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green.
I might've fallin' for that when I was fourteen
With a little morphine.
I might've fallen for that when I was fourteen
And a little more green.
I've got a cracked board longer than yours.
I've got a back bone stronger than yours.
But nobody's whole
But nobody's home
Fleshy lights
Roganicide
It's where she lies
Broken inside.
I just watched her make
The salmon steaks again.
I just watched her make
The same mistakes again.
It's where she lies
Forget its side.
It's where she lies
Broken inside.
It's why she lies--
Rodenticide!
It's where she lies
Broken inside.
Its's where her lies
Broke out inside
It's where she lies
Broken inside.
No genocide
Broken inside
She wants to go home, but nobody's home
So there she lies, proganic side
She wants to go home, but nobody's home
So there she lies, broken inside
She wants to go home
But no body's home
It's where she lies
Procaniside.
She wants to go home
But nobody's home
It's where she lies
Broken inside.
Swastika help me.
She wants to go home.
"Runaway"
Laughing so hard, I scream for help.
Laughing so hard, it hurts like hell
"Runaway"
My bum doesn't work 'cause it's out of range
My phone doesn't work 'cause it's out of range
"Sk8er Boi"
All of her friend
Are really hoes.
All of her friends
Stuck up their nose.
"Sk8er Boi"
All of her friends ate off their toes.
All of her friends stuck up their nose.
"Sk8er Boi"
All of her friends stole all their noses.
All of her friends stuck up their noses.
"Sk8er Boi"
All of her friends stuck up their nose
'Cause they had a problem with his bad clothes
But all of her friends stuck up their nose
'Cause they had a problem with his baggy clothes
"Sk8er Boi"
All of her friends sucked on her nose.
All of her friends stuck up the noses.
"Sk8er Boi"
All of her friends
Got new ringtones
or
All of her friends
Sprayed her with a hose.
All of her friends
Stuck up their nose.
"Sk8er Boi"
All of her friends
Got stuck up her nose.
All of her friends
Stuck up their nose.
"Sk8er Boi"
Bodies from now, she s***s at home
Feeding the baby, she's all alone.
Five years from now, she sits at home
Feeding the baby, she's all alone.
"Sk8er Boi"
But her bed was up in space
But her head was up in space
"Sk8er Boi"
But her hair was off his face
But her head was up in space
"Sk8er Boi"
But her hair was on his face.
But her head was up in space.
"Sk8er Boi"
But her hair was on his face.
But her head was up in space.
"Sk8er Boi"
But her hair was on his space.
But her head was up in space.
"Sk8er Boi"
But her hair was up his face.
But her head was up in space.
"Sk8er Boi"
But her head was full of space.
But her head was up in space.
"Sk8er Boi"
But her head was off a sphinx.
But her head was up in space.
"Sk8er Boi"
Five years from now, she's in dead home
Feeding the baby, she oughta know
Five years from now, she sits at home
Feeding the baby, she's all alone
"Sk8er Boi"
Five years from now
She sits at home
Feeling that maybe she's all alone.
Five years from now
She sits at home
Feeding the baby, she's all alone.
"Sk8er Boi"
He had an inflated toy.
He was a skater boy.
"Sk8er Boi"
He loved his skating koi.
He was a skater boy.
"Sk8er Boi"
He wanted hair
She'd never tell
Secretly, she had some as well.
He wanted her
She'd never tell
Secretly, she wanted him as well.
"Sk8er Boi"
He wanted her
She'd never tell
Secretly, she wouldn't hemorrhage well.
He wanted her
She'd never tell
Secretly, she wanted him as well.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a boy, and she was a girl
Can they make it any more hideous?
He was a punk
She did L.A.
He was a boy and she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was a punk
She did ballet.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a boy, now he's a girl.
He was a boy, she was a girl.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a f***
He was a punk
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a girl in love for her
He wasn’t good enough for her
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a hunk, she's into valet.
He was a punk, she did ballet.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a hunk
She had a belly
Write more in my essay.
He was a punk
She did ballet
What more can I say.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a later boy.
He was a skater boy.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a later boy
She said 'alligator boy'
He was too good for her
She has a printing face
But her lead was in the pace
He needed to come back down to Earth.
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See you later, boy'
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to Earth.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a later boy
She said 'alligator boy'
He was too good for her
She has a printing face
But her led was in the pace
He needed to come back down to Earth.
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See you later, boy'
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to Earth.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a mosquito boy
She said, 'See ya' later, boy.'
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See ya' later, boy.'
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a paper boy
She said eat ya later boy.
He was a skater boy
She said see ya later boy.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a punk and she did L.A.
He was a punk and she did ballet.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a punk from Allentown, PA
He was a punk, she did ballet.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a punk who lived in L.A.
What more can I say?
He was a punk, she did ballet
What more can I say?
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a punk, but he did ballet.
He was a punk, she's into ballet.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a punk, but he was gay.
Hes was a punk, she did ballet.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a punk, she did not lay.
He was a punk, she did ballet.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a punk, she did not lay
What more can I say?
He was a punk, she did ballet
What more can I say?
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a punk, she got straight A's.
He was a punk, she did ballet.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a punk, she had a belly
Want more in my essay?
He was a punk, she did ballet
What more can I say?
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a punk, she lived in L.A.
He was a punk, she did ballet.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a punk, she was in L.A.
What more could she lay?
He was a punk, she did ballet
What more can I say?
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a sk8er boy
He made love to little boys
They weren't good enough for him.
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See ya' later, boy.'
He wasn't good enough for her.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skater boi, a sexy in leather boi
He was a skater boy, she said see you later, boy
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skater boi, she send him a letter boi
He was a skater boy, she said see ya later, boy
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skater boy, a masturbater boy
Piss wasn't good enough for her
She had an ugly face, giving hell was just her place
Thank God she'll never have to give birth.
He was a skater boy, she said see ya later boy
He wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space
She needed to come back down to earth.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skater boy, a sexy lady-boy.
He was a skater boy, she said, 'See you later, boy.'
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skater boy
Man I thought he ate her boy.
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See ya' later, boy.'
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skater boy
Man I thought he ate her boy.
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See ya' later, boy.'
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skater boy
She said she's a little boy
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See you later, boy'
Lol
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skater boy
She's sexy on litter boy
He wasn't girl enough for her.
He was a skater boy
She said see you later boy
He wasn't good enough for her.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skater boy
A said stimulator boy.
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See ya' later, boy!'
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skater boy
He sexed up a little boy.
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See ya later, boy.'
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skater boy
She said, 'He's a little boy.'
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See ya later, boy.'
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skater boy
She said, 'He's a sexy boy.'
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See ya' later, boy.'
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skating poi.
He was a skater boy.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skayna boy
She said, 'See ya' layna, bwoy.'
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See ya' later, boy.'
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skinner boy
He was a skater boy
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skinny boy, she said 'see ya later boy.'
He was a skater boy, she said 'see ya later boy.'
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a skinny boy
She said, 'See ya' later, boy.'
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See ya' later, boy.'
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a tater boy.
He was a skater boy.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a tater boy
She said, 'I need ketchup, boy.'
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See ya later, boy.'
"Sk8er Boi"
He was a tater boy
His job was to cater boy.
He was a skater boy
She said see ya later boy.
"Sk8er Boi"
He was half gator boy
She said, 'I see you ate her boy.'
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See ya' later, boy.'
"Sk8er Boi"
He was mosquito boy
She said, 'See your lady, boy.'
He was a skater boy
She said, 'See you later, boy.'
"Sk8er Boi"
He was the paper boy
The sexiest letter boy.
He was a skater boy
She said 'See ya later, boy.'
"Sk8er Boi"
He wasn't getting up for her
He wasn't good enough for her
Are you glued to the seat?
"Sk8er Boi"
He wasn't hurt
She never died.
He wanted her
She'd never tell.
"Sk8er Boi"
He's living on his guitar.
Slamming on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi"
Her head was in his face.
But her head was up in space.
"Sk8er Boi"
His bad clothes
His baggy clothes
"Sk8er Boi"
His bed clothes
His baggy clothes
"Sk8er Boi"
I just see a little boy
He was a girl in love for her
She said, "See ya later, boy"
He wasn't good enough for her
"Sk8er Boi"
I'll be in St. John's during the show
I'll be backstage after the show
"Sk8er Boi"
I'll be in art studio
Sing with a soggy goat.
I'll be at the studio
Singing the song he wrote.
"Sk8er Boi"
I'll be the dandruff backstage in the show.
I'll be backstage after the show.
"Sk8er Boi"
I'll be the dandruff in the show.
I'll be backstage after the show.
"Sk8er Boi"
It's too bad that you can't meet
All the girls that he has seen.
or
It's too bad you cannot see
What a girl that boy can be.
It's too bad you couldn't see
What a man that boy could be.
"Sk8er Boi"
J***in' off his guitar
Slammin' on his guitar
"Sk8er Boi"
Je cherche petite feé soixante-deux.
To show pretty face what he's worth
"Sk8er Boi"
Now he's a stupid star
Livin' off his guitar.
Now he's a superstar
Slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi"
Now he's a super star
Still living on his guitar
To show pretty facey what he's worth.
Now he's a super star
Slamming on his guitar
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
"Sk8er Boi"
Now he's a superstar, celebin' on his guitar.
Now he's a superstar, slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi"
Now he's a superstar, sleepin' with his guitar.
Now he's a superstar, slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi"
Now he's a superstar, so lay me on his guitar.
Now he's a superstar, slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi"
Now he's a superstar, so let me on his guitar.
Now he's a superstar, slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi"
Now he's a superstar, sss livin' on his guitar.
Now he's a superstar, slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi"
Now he's a superstar, still learnin' on his guitar.
Now he's a superstar, slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi"
Now he's a superstar, still livin' off his guitar.
Now he's a superstar, still slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi"
Now he's a superstar, swimmin' in his catarrh.
Now he's a superstar, slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi"
Now he's a superstar
So lame and on his guitar.
or
Now he's a superstar
So lame when on his guitar.
Now he's a superstar
Slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi"
Now he's a superstar
So lay men on his guitar.
Now he's a superstar
Slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi"
Now he's a superstar
Sleepin' with his grandma.
Now he's a superstar
Slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi"
Now he's a superstar
Still learnin' on his guitar.
Now he's a superstar
Slammin' on his guitar.
"Sk8er Boi"
Secretly she wanted him in Hell
Secretly she wanted him as well.
"Sk8er Boi"
She did L.A.
She did ballet.
"Sk8er Boi"
She did all of L.A.
She did ballet.
"Sk8er Boi"
She did not lay.
She did ballet.
"Sk8er Boi"
She had a kitten face
But her bed was up his space.
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space.
"Sk8er Boi"
She had a pretty face,
But her hair was a disgrace.
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space.
"Sk8er Boi"
She had a pretty face, but her head was up his face
She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space
"Sk8er Boi"
She had a pretty face, but her head was up his place
She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space
"Sk8er Boi"
She had a pretty face
But her head was full of space.
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space.
"Sk8er Boi"
She had a pretty face
But her head was up his face.
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space.
"Sk8er Boi"
She had a pretty face
But her head was up his space.
She had a pretty face
But her head was up in space.
"Sk8er Boi"
She had a problem with his back toes.
They had a problem with his baggy clothes.
"Sk8er Boi"
She had a problem with his fatty clothes.
They had a problem with his baggy clothes.
"Sk8er Boi"
She had a problem with his pantyhose.
They had a problem with his baggy clothes.
"Sk8er Boi"
She needed a combat down to her.
She needed to come back down to Earth.
"Sk8er Boi"
She said see you later boi,
He wasn't girl enough for her
She said see you later, boy,
He wasn't good enough for her
"Sk8er Boi"
She said to you, 'Little boy'
He wasn't good enough for her.
She said, 'See you later, boy'
He wasn't good enough for her.
"Sk8er Boi"
She takes a loan, stands in the crowd
She tags along, stands in the crowd
"Sk8er Boi"
She takes alarm, stands in the crowd.
She tags along, stands in the crowd.
"Sk8er Boi"
She was a boy, he was a girl
What on Earth happened to both of them?
He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
"Sk8er Boi"
She's sexy and later boy.
She said, 'See you later, boy'.
"Sk8er Boi"
So lemon on his guitar
Slamming on his guitar
"Sk8er Boi"
Sorry girl you fell out
Tougher luck that boys dead now
Sorry that you couldn't pee
pee the man that boy would pee
Sorry girl but you missed out
Tougher luck that boys mine now
sorry that you couldn't see
see the man that boy could be
"Sk8er Boi"
Sorry girl, but you missed out
Well, go f*** that boy right now.
Sorry girl, but you missed out
Well, tough luck, that boys' mine now.
"Sk8er Boi"
Still laminating 'tards
or
Still laminating tar
or
Still lammin' on his guitar
or
Still hammering his f***-tard
or
Still lamenting his retard.
Slammin' on his guitar
"Sk8er Boi"
Still lammin' on his guitar.
Slammin' on his guitar
"Sk8er Boi"
Stuck up a rose
Stuck up their nose
"Sk8er Boi"
T show pretty fac-ee what he's worth
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
"Sk8er Boi"
They both met on the London bus.
Can I make it any more obvious?
"Sk8er Boi"
They had a problem with his hairy toes
They had a problem with his baggy clothes
"Sk8er Boi"
They had a problem with his pantyhose.
They had a problem with his baggy clothes.
"Sk8er Boi"
To show pretty face for what he's worth.
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
"Sk8er Boi"
To show pretty face, see what he's worth.
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
"Sk8er Boi"
To show the pretty case just what he's worth.
Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
"Sk8er Boi"
Well I flunked that boy's mind out.
Well tough luck, that boy's mine now.
"Sk8er Boi"
Well tough luck, that boy's mine now
What a block, that boy's mine now.
"Sk8ter Boi"
She was a boy, and he was a girl
Sorry boy but u missed out well tough luck
Dat gurlz mine now.
He was a boy and she was a girl
Sorry girl but u missed out well tough luck
That boy's mine now.
"Take It"
She sent your picture to a magazine
And baby's aren't true for toddler thing.
So sell your picture to a magazine
Invasions aren't true photography.
"The Best Damn Thing"
And yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a laptop panda
And yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm a lot to handle
"The Best Damn Thing"
Where are the hoes?
Where are the drinks?
My Cinderella story scene
Where are the hopes?
Where are the dreams?
My Cinderella story scene
"Thing's I'll Never Say"
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down on me
Marry me today
Guess, I'm wishing my life away
With these things I'll never say
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down
On one knee
Marry me today
Guess, I'm wishing my life away
With these things I'll never say
"Things I'll Never Say"
F**kin' say what I wanna see
I wanna see you go down on me.
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down on one knee.
"Things I'll Never Say"
I can stay when I wanna stay
I wanna see you go down on me.
I can say what I wanna say
I wanna see you go down on one knee.
"Things I'll Never Say"
I like you the way you are
When you see you become.
I like you the way you are
When we are drivin' in your car.
"Things I'll Never Say"
I wanna blow you... all day.
I wanna blow you... away.
"Things I'll Never Say"
I wanna see you go down on me.
I wanna see you go down on one knee.
She sort of mumbled the last part all together so it sounds just like 'on me,' which is sad because there is a whole one syllable difference.
"Things I'll Never Say"
I wanna see you go down on me.
I wanna see you go down on one knee.
"Things I'll Never Say"
I wanna see you go down on me.
I want you to go down on one knee.
"Things I'll Never Say"
I wanna see you go down, I wanna be.
I wanna see you go on one knee.
"Things I'll Never Say"
I wanna see you go down, I wanna me.
I wanna see you go down, on one knee.
"Things I'll Never Say"
I want to blow you down.
I want to blow you away.
"Things I'll Never Say"
I want to see you go down on me.
I want to see you go down on one knee.
"Things I'll Never Say"
I want to see you go down on me
And marry me today
I want to see you go down on one knee
And marry me today
"Things I'll Never Say"
I want to see you go down on me
I want to see you go down on one knee
"Things I'll Never Say"
I want to see you go down
On me.
I want to see you go down
On one knee.
"Things I'll Never Say"
I want you to go down on me.
I want you to go down on one knee.
"Things I'll Never Say"
I'm talking out my a**.
I'm tugging at my hair.
"Things I'll Never Say"
If I could say what I wanna say
I'd say, 'I wanna blow you.... ole!'
If I could say what I wanna say
I'd say, 'I wanna blow you away.'
"Things I'll Never Say"
If I could say what I wanna see
I wanna see you go down, on me
Marry me today
Yes I'm wishing my life away
With these things I'll never say.
or
If I could say what I wanna see
I wanna see you go down, on one knee
Marry me today
Guess I'm wishing my life away
With these things I'll never say.
If I could say what I wanna see
I wanna see you go down, on one knee
Marry me today
Yes, I'm wishin' my life away
With these things I'll never say.
"Things I'll Never Say"
If I could say what I wanna see
I wanna see you go down, on me
Marry me you piece today
Yes I'm wishing my life away
With these things I'll never say.
or
If I could say what I wanna see
I wanna see you go down, on one knee
Marry me today
Guess I'm wishing my life away
With these things I'll never say.
If I could say what I wanna see
I wanna see you go down, on one knee
Marry me today
Yes, I'm wishin' my life away
With these things I'll never say.
"Things I'll Never Say"
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down on me.
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down on one knee.
"Things I'll Never Say"
If I could say what I want to see
I wanna see you go down, I wanna pee.
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down on one knee.
"Things I'll Never Say"
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down
On me.
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down
On one knee.
"Things I'll Never Say"
If I could see want I wanna see
I wanna see you go down
I want me.
If I could see want I wanna see
I wanna see you go down
On one knee
"Things I'll Never Say"
If I could seewut I want to see
I want to see u get down with me.
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down on one knee.
"Things I'll Never Say"
If i could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down on me.
If I could say what I want to see
I want to see you go down on one knee.
"Things I'll Never Say"
What's wrong with my song?
What's wrong with my tongue?
Heads will roll, heads will fall.
Holding hands we'll fall, hands we'll fall.
My farts are choking on you my dear.
My thoughts are choking on you my dear.
"Too Much To Ask"
'Til you chose meat over me.
'Til you chose weed over me.
"Too Much To Ask"
'Til you chose meat over me
You're so lame.
'Til you chose weed over me
You're so lame.
"Too Much To Ask"
Til' you chose wheat over me
You're so lame.
Til' you chose weed over me
You're so lame.
"Too Much To Ask"
Told your moose Rita over wheat, you're so strange.
'Til you chose weed over me, you're so lame.
"Too Much To Ask"
You think you're the best.
You think you're loveless.
"Too Much to Ask"
Can't you see the gelato yourself?
Can't you see that you lie to yourself?
"Two Rivers"
Someday you'll free your mind.
or
Someday you'll free your might.
Someday we'll reunite.
"Unwanted"
All I did was walk over
Start off by shaking your heads.
All I did was walk over
Start off by shaking your hands.
"Unwanted"
All I did was walk over
Start up with filth in your head.
All I did was walk over
Start off by shaking your hands.
"Unwanted"
All I did with Luke Skywalker
Start off by shaking his bed.
or
All I did walk pop over
Start off by scratching your head
or
All I did was walk over
Start off by baking your hands.
All I did was walk over
Start off by shaking your hands.
"Unwanted"
I had a smile on my face when I said 'I'm straight'.
I had a smile on my face and I sat up straight.
"Unwanted"
I sat on my face, then I sat up straight.
I had a smile on my face and I sat up straight.
"Unwanted"
You don't know me, don't ignore me
You don't want me there
You just shot me. Ouch!!
You don't know me, don't ignore me
You don't want me there
You just shut me out.
"Unwanted"
You don't know me, hurry! hurry!
You don't want me there
You'd just shut me, aahhh.
You don't know me, don't ignore me
You don't want me there
You just shut me out.
"Unwanted"
You don't know me, hurry! hurry!
You don't want me there
You'd just shut me, aahhh.
You don't know me, don't ignore me
You don't want me there
You'd just shoot me out.
"Unwanted"
You don't know me, jonny gonee
If you had your way, you'd just shut the cat!
You don't know me, don't ignore me
If you had your way, you'd just shut me out!
"Unwanted"
You don't want me there, you just shot me! Oww.
You don't want me there, you just shut me out.
"Unwanted"
You just shot me, wow!
You just shot me out
"What the Hell"
All my life I've been goat, but now,
Oh, I'm pinky what the hall
All my life I've been good, but now,
Oh, I'm thinking what the hell
"What the Hell"
All my life I've been good, Banana!
All my life I've been good, but now
"What the Hell"
All my life I've been good, somehow,
Oh, kissing what Lamelle
All my life I've been good, but now,
Oh, I'm thinking what the hell
"What the Hell"
But, oh, Nestle, I just man to be a Lil' Crazy
But, honestly, I just need to be a little crazy
"What the Hell"
If I'm crazy, like Jay-Z.
If you love me, if you hate me.
"What the Hell"
If I'm crazy, like Jay-Z.
If you love, if you hate me.
"What the Hell"
If you law me, if you hat me.
If you love me, if you hate me.
"What the Hell"
You say better missing with your hat
Boy, I have missed it in you "Bad"
Yeah, I have missed with your Fred
Well, I missed with you and bad
You say that I'm messin' with your head
Boy, I like messin' in your bed
Yeah, I am messin' with your head
When I'm messin' with you in bed
"What the Hell"
You say better missing with your hat
Boy, I like missed it in you bad
Yeah, I am missed with your Fred
Well, I'm missed with you and bad
You say that I'm messing with your head
Boy, I like messing in your bed
Yeah, I am messing with your head
When I'm messing with you in bed
"What the Hell"
You say better missing with your hell
All 'cause I was making out with yo, Fred
You say that I'm messing with your head
All 'cause I was making out with your friend
"What the Hell"
You say that I'm missing with your head
Boy, I like missing in your bed
Yeah, I am missing with your friend
Well, I'm missing with you in bed
You say that I'm messing with your head
Boy, I like messing in your bed
Yeah, I am messing with your head
When I'm messing with you in bed
"What the Hell"
You say that I'm missing with your head
Boy, I like missing in your bed
Yeah, I am missing with your friend
Well, I'm missing with you in bed
You say that I'm messin' with your head
Boy, I like messin' in your bed
Yeah, I am messin' with your head
When I'm messin' with you in bed
"What the Hell"
You're on your nails begin, please, stay with May.
You're on your knees begging please, stay with me.
"What the Hell"
You're underneath, behind the trees. Stop doggy!
You're on your knees begging please, 'stay with me.
"What the Hell"
You're underneath, behind the trees. Stop doggy!
You're on your knees begging please, stay with me.
"When You're Gone"
All I ever wanted wasn't you to know
Everything I do, I'll give my hardened soap
And all I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I do, I give my heart and soul
"When You're Gone"
All I ever wanted wasn't you to know
Everything I do, I'll give my heart and a song
And all I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I do, I give my heart and soul
"When You're Gone"
But always get me through the day
And make it all gay, I'm with you
Will always get me through the day
And make it okay, I miss you
"When You're Gone"
But always get me through the day
And make it okay, I'm with you
Will always get me through the day
And make it okay, I miss you
"When You're Gone"
Pizza of my heart
The pieces of my heart
"When You're Gone"
To always get me through the day
And make it all gay, I'm with you
To always get me through the day
And make it okay, I miss you
"When You're Gone"
To always get me through the day
And make it okay, I'm with you
To always get me through the day
And make it okay, I miss you
"When You're Gone"
When you're gone
The peas inside my heart are missing you.
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you.
"When You're Gone"
When you're gone,
the peas inside my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you.
"When You're Gone"
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing, too.
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you.
Do your best just keep on laughing
I'll tell on you, there's always a brand new day.
Do your best just keep on laughing
I'm tellin' you there's always a brand new day.
"Why?"
Do you expect me to belly?
I was the only one to fall!
Do you expect me to believe
I was the only one to fall?