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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Kris Kristofferson

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kris Kristofferson that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 4 misheard song lyrics for Kris Kristofferson on amIright currently.

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"Help Me Make It Through the Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shake a goose, and let it fall
Original Lyrics:
Shake it loose, and let it fall
"Jesus Was A Capricorn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some folks hate the whites who hate the blacks who hate the clams.
Original Lyrics:
Some folks hate the whites who hate the blacks who hate the Klan.
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Somewhere near Salenas Lord, I let her slip away
Original Lyrics:
Then somewhere miscellaneous Lord, I let her slip away
"Me And Bobby McGee" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then somewhere miscellaneous, Lord
I let her slip away.
Original Lyrics:
Then somewhere near Salinas, Lord
I let her slip away.

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