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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> The Kingsmen
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Kingsmen that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 54 misheard song lyrics for The Kingsmen on amIright currently.
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"Jolly Green Giant"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the valley of the Charlie
Original Lyrics:
In the valley of the Jolly...
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A fine little girl, she waits for me,
Me catch rocketship for Lost In Space,
Sailed rocketship all alone,
Me never think I'll make it home.
Me catch rocketship for Lost In Space,
Sailed rocketship all alone,
Me never think I'll make it home.
Original Lyrics:
A fine little girl, she waits for me
Me catch the ship across the sea
Me sailed the ship all alone
Me never think I'll make it home
Me catch the ship across the sea
Me sailed the ship all alone
Me never think I'll make it home
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A fine little girl, she waits for me
I catch ole' Jill, across I see
Me sailed the ship all alone
Me never think I'll make it home
I catch ole' Jill, across I see
Me sailed the ship all alone
Me never think I'll make it home
Original Lyrics:
A fine little girl, she waits for me
Me catch the ship across the sea
Me sailed the ship all alone
Me never think I'll make it home
Me catch the ship across the sea
Me sailed the ship all alone
Me never think I'll make it home
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah Louie Louie, oh baby, you gotta wiggle those
Original Lyrics:
Ah Louie Louie, oh baby, me gotta go
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night and day, I sail the sea
F*** a girl a-constantly
On that ship, I dream she there
I felt a hole a-in her hair.
F*** a girl a-constantly
On that ship, I dream she there
I felt a hole a-in her hair.
Original Lyrics:
Every night and day, I sail the sea
Think of a girl a-constantly
On that ship, I dream she there
I smell the rose a-in her hair.
Think of a girl a-constantly
On that ship, I dream she there
I smell the rose a-in her hair.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night at ten I fail the weed
Original Lyrics:
Every night and day I sail the sea
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night at ten, I failed the weed.
Original Lyrics:
Every night and day, I sail the sea.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night at ten, I laid her again.
Original Lyrics:
Three nights and days, I sail the sea.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night, at 10, I lay her again
Original Lyrics:
Three nights, and days, I sail the sea.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fine little girl, Stromboli.
Original Lyrics:
Fine little girl, she's waitin' for me
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Fine young girl, she came to me
or
Fine young girl, six cavities
or
Fine young girl, six cavities
Original Lyrics:
Fine little girl, she's waitin' for me
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Her a** is black and her t**'s are bare.
Original Lyrics:
I smell a rose in her hair.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I blew my load in her hair.
Original Lyrics:
I smell a rose (up) in her hair.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel her low, now I'm in her hair.
Original Lyrics:
I smell the rose up in her hair.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt alone, uh, in her hair.
Original Lyrics:
I smell the rose in her hair.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt my bone in her hair.
Original Lyrics:
I smell the rose in her hair.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt my load fly in her hair.
Original Lyrics:
I smell the rose (ah..) in her hair.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt my load...fly in her hair
Original Lyrics:
I smell the rose...in her hair
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt my roll uh up in her hair.
Original Lyrics:
I smell the rose (ah) in her hair.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I rub my bone right in her hair
Original Lyrics:
I smell the rose a-in her hair.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, 'I know, I no, I ain't.'
Original Lyrics:
I said, 'Louie, Louie.'
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot a wad into her hair
Original Lyrics:
I smell a rose in her hair
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot my load and run like hell.
Original Lyrics:
I smell the rose in her hair.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I stuck my bowls right in her hair.
Original Lyrics:
I smell the rose (up) in her hair.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In 'Umm-al-Uwain, oh Lawd
I cut her up.
I cut her up.
Original Lyrics:
Louie, Louie, oh no
Me gotta go.
Me gotta go.
'Louie Louie' was investigated by the FBI in the '60s to find out the exact content of its lyrics. Ironically, it's only a few years ago that the Kingsmen began getting some royalties for the song.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Louie Louie, Oh no
I'm gonna eat you out.
I'm gonna eat you out.
Original Lyrics:
Louie Louie, Oh no
We gotta go.
We gotta go.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Louie Louie, Oh no
Come break my bones
Come break my bones
Original Lyrics:
Louie Louie, Oh no
We gotta go
We gotta go
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Louie Louie, oh no, and away I go
Original Lyrics:
Louie Louie, oh no, sayin' we gotta go
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Louie Louie, oh, oh oregano
Original Lyrics:
Louie Louie, oh no we gotta go
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Louie, Louie, uh oh,
Gonna make her come.
Gonna make her come.
Original Lyrics:
Louie, Louie, oh no
Me gotta go.
Me gotta go.
Now I feel like an idiot, but at least I know. Thanks for clearing this up for me.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Luray Luray
Original Lyrics:
Louie Louie
Luray is a town in Virginia famous for Luray Caverns.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She got the rag on, I can't get in.
Original Lyrics:
See Jamaica, the moon above.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick my finger in the hole of love
Original Lyrics:
See Jamaica, the moon above
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's no girls around, but oh do we care
'Cause me and Louie we don't need them here
'Cause me and Louie we don't need them here
Original Lyrics:
Oh that ship, I dream she's there
I smell the rose in her hair
I smell the rose in her hair
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Three days and nights we sail the sea
I f***ed that girl all kinds of ways
I f***ed that girl all kinds of ways
Original Lyrics:
Three nights and days we sail the sea
Think of girl constantly
Think of girl constantly
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight at ten I'll lay her again
Original Lyrics:
Three nights and days, I sail the sea.
"Louie Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wakeup call
or
Wig and a comb
or
Wig on a coat
or
Wig and a comb
or
Wig on a coat
Original Lyrics:
We gotta go.
"Louie, Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get that girl, aahh, f*ck away . . .
Original Lyrics:
Think of a girl a-constantly . . .
"Louie, Louie" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Big fart stank up the pool of blood
or
Think I'll spank her to prove my love
or
Think I'll spank her to prove my love
Original Lyrics:
See Jamaica moon above
"Money" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the best things are laughter-free
Original Lyrics:
You know the best things in life are free
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