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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> King Diamond

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for King Diamond that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 3 misheard song lyrics for King Diamond on amIright currently.

"Burn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Burn in the night
You're on Gilligan's Island.
Original Lyrics:
Burn in the night
You're the devil's child.
"One Down, Two to Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mixed with the gray jarl t***
From yesterday
Original Lyrics:
Mixed with the graveyard dirt
From yesterday.
"This Place Is Terrible" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the ruler in my hand
I'm searching for the underpants.
Original Lyrics:
With a rope in my hand
I'm searching for the unknown land.

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