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"All These Things That I've Done" (MP3)
All these things that I've done
(Time, truth, and farts).
All these things that I've done
(Time, truth, and hearts).
"All These Things That I've Done" (MP3)
And my erection, well it comes and goes
And my affection, well it comes and goes
"All These Things That I've Done" (MP3)
I got soap and I'm not a soldier
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier.
"All These Things That I've Done" (MP3)
I got sober, I'm not a soldier.
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier.
"All These Things That I've Done" (MP3)
I got sober, I'm not a soldier.
I've got soul but I'm not a soldier.
"All These Things That I've Done" (MP3)
I got sold but I'm not a soldier.
I got soul but I'm not a soldier.
"All These Things That I've Done" (MP3)
I got soul butter in my soul jar.
I got soul but I'm not a soldier.
"All These Things That I've Done" (MP3)
I want to be there
From the back of my broken hand.
I want a meaning
From the back of my broken hand.
"All These Things That I've Done" (MP3)
I'm not sober, I'm not a soldier.
I got soul, but I'm not a soldier.
"All These Things That I've Done" (MP3)
I'm so much older than I can take
And my erection, well it comes and goes.
I'm so much older than I can take
And my affection, well it comes and goes.
"All These Things That I've Done" (MP3)
I've sold my shoulder for all I could take
I'm so much older than I can take
"All These Things That I've Done" (MP3)
I've sold my shoulder more than I take.
I am so much older than I can take.
"All These Things That I've Done" (MP3)
Oh, don't you put me on the blackbird, no.
Oh, don't you put me on the back burner.
"All These Things That I've Done" (MP3)
The gold-hearted boy I used to be
The cold-hearted boy I used to be
"All These Things That I've Done" (MP3)
You gotta put me on the back burner.
Oh, don't you put me on the blackburner.
"All These Things That I've Done" (MP3)
You know you've got a healthy owl.
You know you've got to help me out.
"All Those Things That I've Done" (MP3)
Well my erection, well it comes and goes.
Well my affection, well it comes and goes.
"Andy, You're A Star" (MP3)
Give you a calculation.
Give you a call, hey shut up!
"Andy, You're A Star" (MP3)
Inch Allah
Hey, shut up!
"Andy, You're A Star" (MP3)
On the Pill, I remember you were incredible.
On the field, I remember you were incredible.
"Andy, You're A Star" (MP3)
On the pill, I remember you were incredible.
On the field, I remember you were incredible.
"Bling (Confession Of A King)"
Porn is high, but boy, they live.
Poor and tired, but more than this
"Human"
Are we human or are we denser?
Are we human or are we dancer?
"Human"
Are we human or are we denser
Are we human or are we dancer
"Human"
Are we human, or are we dancers?
I'm suicidal, my head is cold
And I'm on my knees waiting for to get cancer
Are we human, or are we dancers?
Are we human, or are we dancers?
My sign is vital, My hands are cold
And I'm on my knees looking for the answer
Are we human, or are we dancers?
"Human"
When the call came down the line
Up to the blackboard of surrender
When the call came down the line
Up to the platform of surrender
"I Can't Stay"
In the dark, Havanna, I can't stay
In the dark, for a while now, I can't stay
"Indie Rock & Roll"
A coffee shop without cars
A coffee shop with a cause
"Indie Rock & Roll"
It's Ginsters sausage rolls for me!
It's indie rock 'n' roll for me!
"Indie Rock & Roll"
It's chips 'n' sausage roll for tea.
It's indie rock 'n' roll for me.
"Jenny Was A Friend Of Mine" (MP3)
I've lost my crayfish.
I just can't take this.
"Jenny Was a Friend of Mine" (MP3)
Pokemon, Pokemon, Pokemon
So come on, oh come on, oh come on
Giant bastard boooooooooooooooooooooooooy
Drive faster boooooooooy
Jack Bastard
Drive faster.
John Bastard, oi!
I drive faster, boy.
Tight b****** boy
Drive faster, boy.
Paella, paella, paella
I never, I never, I never
Turning snakes in to the sea
Churning through sick lullabies
Joking on your alibis.
Turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis.
Turning tricks into the sea
Twenty-first cent. lullabies
Turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabies
'Cause I miss 'The Price Is Right'.
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
'Cause I miss the bright side.
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
'Cause I miss the bright side.
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
'Cause I missed the bright side.
'Cos I'm Mr. Brightside.
'Cause I missed the price I paid
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
'Cause I missed the price of
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
'Cause I missed the price side
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
'Cause I missed the right side.
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
'Cause I'm Mr. Bite Size
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
'Cause I'm Mr. Rightsize
Viagra.
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
I never.
And they're going to bed And my stomach is sick But it's all in my head But she's touching his [cuts off suggestively] Just now He takes off her dress now Let me go
Now they're going to bed And my stomach is sick And it's all in my head But she's touching his Chest now He takes off her dress now Let me go
Blood is just the price I pay.
But it's just the price I pay.
Burning music lullabies
Turning through sick lullabies
Cause I missed the price I paid
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
Chelsea turning us into the sea
Dragging us through lullabies
Don't give up your alibi.
Jealousy turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis.
Chelsea, turning snakes into the sea.
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea.
Chelsea
Turning says it to D.C.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
Chelsea
Turning says it to the sea.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
Chelsea
Dirty tricks into the sea
Dirty cursed alibi
Choking on your lullaby
But it's just the bright-side things
Dastardly and coming in
Open up my eager eyes
I'm Mr. Brightside.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
Chelsea
Turn these things into the sea.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
Chelsea
Turning like we're in D.C.
Telling us your alibi.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabyes.
Choking on your alibi.
Joking on your alibi.
Coming out of my page
Coming out of my cage
Destination calling me
Destiny is calling me
I missed a price sign.
I'm Mr. Brightside.
It's just the brightside, babe.
Cause I'm Mr Brightside
Jealous tiny snakes into the sea
Turning boomsick lullabyes.
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabyes.
Jealously Turning taints into the sea
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy halfway to the embassy.
Jealousy turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy turning sinks into the sea
Jealousy turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy turning steaks into the sea.
Jealousy turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy, tiny snakes into the sea
Twenty-two sick lullabyes.
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabyes.
Jealousy, turning saints into desceased
Turning her sick lullabies
Choking on her aliblies.
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis.
Jealousy, turning sex into deceit
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Jealousy, turning snakes into the sea
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Jealousy
Burning snakes into the sea.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy
Turn these things into a scene.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy
Turning sex into a scene.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy
Turning snakes into the sea.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy
Turning snakes into the sea
Sing me through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the Brightside way
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eagle eyes
Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
Jealousy
Turning, sinking, to the sea
Turning, 'ducing lullabies
Joking on our alibis.
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis.
Josie turning saints into the sea.
Jealousy turning saints into the sea.
Mr. Bitesize
Mr. Brightside
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling me cad.
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab.
Now they're going to bed
And my snowmaker's sick
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
Open up her eager eyes
'Cause I missed her blindside.
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
Open up my e-mail, I...
Open up my eager eyes.
Open up my eagle eye.
Open up my eager eyes.
Open up my eagle eyes.
Open up my eager eyes.
Open up my email
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside
Open up my eager eyes
'Cause I'm Mr. Brightside.
Open up my evil eye.
or
Open up my ear-eye.
Open up my eager eyes.
Open up my evil eyes.
Open up my eager eyes.
Open up my pecan pie
Open up my eager eye
Paella
I never...
This line reminds me of an Electric city from the 2010s.
Running's just the price I pay.
But it's just the price I pay.
She's touching his chairs now.
She's touching his chest now.
Turning into wallabies
Toking on your alibi
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
Turning snakes into the sea
Turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullabies
Joking on your alibis
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
Viagra, Viagra, Viagra
I never, I never, I never.
Viagra, viagra
I never, I never
Viagra
Viagra
Viagra
I never
I never
I never
Wallies having a smoke
While he's having a smoke
Wally's having a smoke.
While he'e having a smoke.
And I don't need to satisfy you tonight
So get your eyes off of my pride tonight.
And we don't mean to satisfy tonight
So get your eyes off of my bride tonight.
"Read My Mind"
A broken blister and a picture, please
A broken wrist and a big trapeze
"Read My Mind"
With magic soap in my eye
With magic soakin' my spine
"Read My Mind"
With magic soap in my spine
With magic soakin' my spine
"Sam's Town"
And I'm sick of all my churches
And I'm sick of all my judges
"Sam's Town"
I miss Samsung
I miss Sam's Town
"Sam's Town"
Well I know I'm like a big kid
But I know that I can make it
"Sam’s Town"
Alka-Seltzer
I miss Sam’s town
"Smile Like You Mean It" (MP3)
Sing it like a peanut.
Smile like you mean it.
'Cuz everything glows in a place like this.
'Cuz Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
'Cuz having eight clothes in a place like this.
'Cuz Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
And I had a February election.
That I had in February of last year.
And I had been very wary of that s**t.
That I had in February of last year.
And I had been very worried about you.
or
And they had me very worried about you.
That I had in February of last year.
Anything goes but don't blame Q-minus.
Anything goes but don't blink, you might miss.
Anything goes in a place like this
'Cause anything goes in a place like this
I said anything goes in a place like this.
Anything goes but don't blink, you might miss
'Cause Heaven ain't close in a place like this
I said Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Better though I let a room-a-roo in the moonlight.
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight.
Better thought I'd better roo-ma-roo in my moonlight.
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight.
Bring your bat down
Bring your bat down tonight!
Bring it back down
Bring it back down tonight!
Cause heaven wears clothes in a place like this
Cause heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Everything glows in a place like this.
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Everything goes in a place like this.
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Everything grows in a place like this.
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Everything's closed in a place like this.
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Get your back scratched, get your back scratched tonight!
Bring it back down
Bring it back down tonight!
I'm taking a crap just to feel the pain.
I'm breaking my back just to know your name.
It's no complication.
It's not confidential.
It's not Robert Earnshaw!
It's not confidential.
It's not confidential
I've got protection
It's not confidential
I've got potential
Lemonade glows in a place like this.
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Like my cousin Mitchell
It's not confidential.
Never hang clothes in a place like this
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
Never thought I'd be a rumor roo in my whole life.
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight.
Never thought I'd land a room, a room in the moonlight.
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my whole life.
Never thought I'd let a human ruin my whole life.
or
Never thought I'd let a rumour ruin my whole life.
Never thought I'd let a rumour ruin my moonlight.
Never thought I'd let a tumor room in my moonlight.
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight.
Never thought I'd let her in my room in the moonlight!
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight
Somebody told me
That you had a boyfriend
Who looks like a boyfriend
That I haven't meant yet
Somebody told me
That you have a boyfriend
Who looks like a girlfriend
That I met in February
Somebody told me
That you have a boyfriend
Who looks like a girlfriend
That I met in therapy
Somebody told me
That you have a boyfriend
Who looks like a girlfriend
That I had in February
Somebody told me
You were the boyfriend
You look like a girlfriend.
Well, somebody told me
You had a boyfriend
Who looked like a girlfriend
That I had a bad view, wary of last year.
That I had in February of last year.
That I had impaired view wary of last year.
That I had in February of last year.
That I had in Fairview, wary of last year.
That I had in February of last year.
That I had in Fairview, where we were last year.
That I had in February of last year.
That I had in Fairview
That I had in February
That I had in fair blue, we're in a black ship.
That I had in February of last year.
That I had in the Fairview area last year
That I had in February of last year.
That I had; I better be wary of last year.
That I had in February of last year.
Well, somebody called me
Well, somebody told me
Well, somebody hold me
Well, somebody told me
You can't buy clothes in a place like this.
or
We don't wear clothes in a place like this.
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
You look like a girlfriend.
Who looked like a girlfriend
You'll never need clothes in a place like this.
Heaven ain't close in a place like this.
"Spaceman"
And then they took my Bud Lite
They left a strange impression in my head
And then they took my blood type
They left a strange impression in my head
"Spaceman"
And you know I might
Just want to fuck on the floor
This time
And you know I might
Have just flown too far from the floor
This time.
"The Man"
I got skin the game I got a house on Main.
I got skin in the game I got a household name
"The Man"
The leg of the lamb
The lay of the land
"The Man"
You're looking in the mirror
You're looking at the man
"Where The White Boys Dance"
Just tell Ivonne you need an hour or two.
Just telephone, you need an hour or two.
"Who Let You Go?"
Who did you b***?
I p***ed in the snow.
Who let you go?
Who let you go?
"Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself?"
Back seats come and go.
Bad scenes come and go.
Actually, I think both are correct.