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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Kidsongs
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Kidsongs that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 37 misheard song lyrics for Kidsongs on amIright currently.
There are also Kidsongs misheard lyrics stories also available.
"A Pirate's Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Balloons everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Doubloons everywhere
"A Pirate's Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, a pirate's life is right for me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, a pirate's life is life for me
"Bingo"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Bingo was his neighbor
Original Lyrics:
And Bingo was his name-O
"Boom, Boom, Ain't It Great to Be Crazy?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Being silly with my teens
Original Lyrics:
Being silly with my team
"C'mon and Swim"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kinda like a drug
Original Lyrics:
Kinda like a dog
"Charleston"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jonathan, Jonathan
Original Lyrics:
Charleston, Charleston
"Down By the Bay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you ever see a whale with a Coca-Cola pail?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever see a whale with a polka-dotted tail?
"Down by the Bay"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down by the bank
Original Lyrics:
Down by the bay
"Fast Food"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't standard guess
Original Lyrics:
And I don't stand a chance
"Fast Food"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mustard on my taste
Original Lyrics:
Mustard on my face
"Five Little Ducks"
Misheard Lyrics:
That one, skinny one, bare one too
Original Lyrics:
Fat ones, skinny ones, fair ones too
"Here We Go Loopty Loo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here we go way up, hi
Original Lyrics:
Here we go way up high
"Here We Go Loopty Loo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, what a wonderful flight
Original Lyrics:
Oh, what a wonderful ride
"I Like Trucks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like Trump
Original Lyrics:
I like trucks
"I Like Trucks"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like drugs
Original Lyrics:
I like trucks
"I Wanna Be a Fireman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be a fire truck
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be a fireman
"I'm a Big Boy Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can be bigger than a blank
Original Lyrics:
I can be bigger in a blink
"If I Had a Pony for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I happen to be
Original Lyrics:
Oh, how happy I'll be
"Little Bo Peep"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was pregnant
Original Lyrics:
She had a picnic
"O Christmas Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Princess B
Original Lyrics:
O Christmas Tree
"Old MacDonald Had a Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
B-I-N-G-O
Original Lyrics:
E-I-E-I-O
"Old MacDonald Had a Farm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did I, did I know?
Original Lyrics:
E-I-E-I-O
"Raccoon and Possum"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabbits are not terrible
Original Lyrics:
Rabbits have no tail at all
"Santa, Please Don't Forget Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll even say a story
Original Lyrics:
I'll even say I'm sorry
"Santa, Please Don't Forget Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
While I had a Ricola
Original Lyrics:
While I did my homework
"Sea Cruise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you let me take you on a Sea-Doo?
Original Lyrics:
Won't you let me take you on a sea cruise?
"Shortenin' Bread"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on the ribs
Original Lyrics:
Put on the lid
"Shortenin' Bread"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put on the spinet
Original Lyrics:
Put on the skillet
"The Best Dog in the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on and see what my parents can do
Original Lyrics:
Come on and see what my parrot can do
"The Bus Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bagel in the bus
Original Lyrics:
The baby in the bus
"The Kidsongs TV Show Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
We want our pistols
Original Lyrics:
We want our Kidsongs
"The Kidsongs TV Show Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
We want our pizza
Original Lyrics:
We want our Kidsongs
"The Kidsongs TV Show Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
We want our theme song
Original Lyrics:
We want our Kidsongs
"The Pumpkin Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's my puppy hiding?
Original Lyrics:
Where's my pumpkin hiding?
"The Twelve Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five onion rings
Original Lyrics:
Five golden rings
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring for you and your kids
Original Lyrics:
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin
"We're Gonna Get Wet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tidal Wave's coming, and we're so skilled
Original Lyrics:
Tidal Wave's coming, and we're so scared
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