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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Alicia Keys that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 64 misheard song lyrics for Alicia Keys on amIright currently.
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"A Woman's Worth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make love tenderly to Lester Bangs.
Original Lyrics:
Make love tenderly to last and last.
"A Woman's Worth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could buy me diapers
Original Lyrics:
You could buy me diamonds
"A Woman's Worth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You could buy me girls
Original Lyrics:
You could buy me pearls
"Empire State of Mind (Part II)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a marathon
Original Lyrics:
Such a melting pot
The misheard lyrics make sense since the New York City Marathon is held annually!
"Empire State of Mind Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I can bake it there
Original Lyrics:
If I can make it there
"Empire State of Mind Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I can make it clear
Original Lyrics:
If I can make it there
"Empire State of Mind Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I can make it fair
Original Lyrics:
If I can make it there
"Empire State of Mind Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I can make it here
Original Lyrics:
If I can make it there
"Empire State of Mind Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I can rape you there
Original Lyrics:
If I can make it there
"Empire State of Mind Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I get naked there
I get naked anywhere
I get naked anywhere
Original Lyrics:
If I can make it there
I can make it anywhere
I can make it anywhere
"Empire State of Mind Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the avenue, there ain't never a perfume, ladies weren't so hard
Such a melting pot,
On the corner sailing rock creatures pray to God.
Such a melting pot,
On the corner sailing rock creatures pray to God.
Original Lyrics:
On the avenue, there ain't never a curfew, ladies work so hard
Such a melting pot,
On the corner selling rock, preachers pray to God
Such a melting pot,
On the corner selling rock, preachers pray to God
"Empire State of Mind Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put your ladders in the air, everybody say
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Put your lighters in the air, everybody say
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
"Empire State of Mind Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
See my face in lights or my name in Monkey phlegm down on Broadway
Original Lyrics:
Seeing my face in lights or my name in marquees found down on Broadway
"Empire State of Mind Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
See my facing lights and I'll maim the monkeys found down on Broadway
Original Lyrics:
Seeing my face in lights or my name in marquees found down on Broadway
"Empire State of Mind Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seeing my face in lights or the raving monkeys found down on Broadway
Original Lyrics:
Seeing my face in lights or my name in marquees found down on Broadway
"Empire State of Mind Part II"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seeing my fate in lights or my mate on monkeys found down on Broadway.
Original Lyrics:
Seeing my face in lights or my name in marquees found down on Broadway
"Empire State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like swilling spy glue
Original Lyrics:
Lights will inspire you
"Fallin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you give me so much Frasier?
Original Lyrics:
How do you give me so much pleasure?
"Fallin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep on callin' in and out.
Original Lyrics:
I keep on fallin' in and out.
"Fallin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep on fallin in a note of love with you
I never loved someone with an eye, love you
I never loved someone with an eye, love you
Original Lyrics:
I keep on fallin in and out of love with you
I never loved someone the way I love you
I never loved someone the way I love you
"Fallin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep on fallin' in an analog with you
Original Lyrics:
I keep on fallin' in and out of love with you
"Fallin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep on falling in an ounce of love with you.
Original Lyrics:
I keep on falling in and out of love with you.
"Fallin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep on goin' in and out
Original Lyrics:
I keep on fallin' in and out
"Fallin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never felt someone
Way that I love for you
Way that I love for you
Original Lyrics:
I never loved someone
The way that I loved you
The way that I loved you
"Fallin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I never was a woman
And I love you
And I love you
Original Lyrics:
I never lost someone
The way that I love you
The way that I love you
"Fallin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, baby darling, makes me so confused.
Original Lyrics:
Lovin' you darling, makes me so confused.
"Fallin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open you darling, makes me feel so used.
Original Lyrics:
Lovin' you darling, makes me so confused.
"Fallin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ouch, Ouch, Ouch I never felt this way,
I hurt my head with so much pleasure,
then with so much pain
I hurt my head with so much pleasure,
then with so much pain
Original Lyrics:
Oh Oh I never felt this way.
How can you give me so much pleasure,
yet cause me so much pain?
How can you give me so much pleasure,
yet cause me so much pain?
"Fallin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel good
Sometimes I feel you.
Sometimes I feel you.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel good
Sometimes I feel used.
Sometimes I feel used.
"Fallin'" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel good
Bad times I feel you.
Bad times I feel you.
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel good
At times I feel used.
At times I feel used.
"Fallin" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel good
Sometimes I feel you's
Sometimes I feel you's
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I feel good
At times I feel used
At times I feel used
"Fallin’" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep on goin’ in and out
Original Lyrics:
I keep on fallin’ in and out
"Girl On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl is a buyer
Original Lyrics:
This girl is on fire
"Girl On Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl is on time
Original Lyrics:
This girl is on fire
"Girl on Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl is a diner
Original Lyrics:
This girl is on fire
"Girl on Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl is albino
Original Lyrics:
This girl is on fire
"Girl on Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
This girl just said Hiya
Original Lyrics:
This girl is on fire
"Girl on Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
This nerd, Richard Pryor
Original Lyrics:
This girl is on fire
"If I Ain't Got You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ham in a whirl on a silver platter
Original Lyrics:
Hand my the world on a silver platter
"If I Ain't Got You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people want collard greens.
Original Lyrics:
Some people want diamond rings.
"If I Ain't Got You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people want diaries
Original Lyrics:
Some people want diamond rings
"If I Ain't Got You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people want onion rings.
Original Lyrics:
Some people want diamond rings.
"If I Ain’t Got You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people want jewelry
Original Lyrics:
Some people want diamond rings
"Karma" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What goes around, bums around
What flows up, must come drown.
What flows up, must come drown.
Original Lyrics:
What goes around, comes around
What goes up, must come down.
What goes up, must come down.
"No One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on, go on, go on
Original Lyrics:
No one, no one, no one
"No One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want you close
Where you can stay forever
You can be toast
And it will only get better
Where you can stay forever
You can be toast
And it will only get better
Original Lyrics:
I just want you close
Where you can stay forever
You can be sure
That it will only get better
Where you can stay forever
You can be sure
That it will only get better
"No One"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know people will try, try to defy something so real
Original Lyrics:
I know people will try, try to divide something so real
"No One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moolah
Original Lyrics:
No one
"No One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moron, moron
Original Lyrics:
No one, no one
"No One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moron
Original Lyrics:
No one
"No One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now what?
Original Lyrics:
No one
"No One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can be sold
or
You can be so old
or
You can be so old
Original Lyrics:
You can be sure
"No One"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can be sore
Original Lyrics:
You can be sure
"Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have you ever tried sleeping with a broken heart?
Well you could try sleeping in my bed
Lonely old me, nobody ever shut it down like you
Well you could try sleeping in my bed
Lonely old me, nobody ever shut it down like you
Original Lyrics:
Have you ever tried sleeping with a broken heart?
Well you could try sleeping in my bed
Lonely, own me, nobody ever shut it down like you
Well you could try sleeping in my bed
Lonely, own me, nobody ever shut it down like you
"Try Sleeping with a Broken Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you hold me, knee me?
OR
Why don't you hold me near me?
OR
Why don't you hold me near me?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you hold me, need me?
"You Don't Know My Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your cough mixture's shining all bright.
Original Lyrics:
And your cufflinks are shining all bright.
"You Don't Know My Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
From the day of Sawyer
Original Lyrics:
From the day I saw you
"You Don't Know My Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Jew don't know my name.
Original Lyrics:
You don't know my name.
"You Don't Know My Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Really, really want to kiss your eye.
Original Lyrics:
Really, really want to catch your eye.
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