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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> K -> Paul Kelly

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Paul Kelly that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 6 misheard song lyrics for Paul Kelly on amIright currently.

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Misheard Lyrics:
And all the great-aunts are red in the a*** from crying.
Original Lyrics:
And all the great-aunts are red in the eyes from crying.
"Before Too Long"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before Geelong
Original Lyrics:
Before too long
"Darling It Hurts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Darling it hurts to sit down
But it hurts to lie.
Original Lyrics:
Darling it hurts to see you down
Darlinghurst tonight.
"Deeper Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steve Waugh
Original Lyrics:
Deeper water
"Dumb Things"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ate all the dumplings.
Original Lyrics:
I've done all the dumb things.
"When I First Met Your Ma"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blah, blah, a bird flies away
Original Lyrics:
Love like a bird flies away

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