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"Every Day I Love You Less And Less"
I've got to get infections off my chest
The doctor says all I need is some rest.
I've got to get this feeling off my chest
The doctor says all I needs pills and rest.
"Every Day I Love You Less And Less"
It's good to see that you've become obsessed.
It's clear to see that you've become obsessed.
"Everyday I Love You Less And Less"
Oh, Amber Paris, love me.
Oh, and my parents love me.
"Heat Dies Down"
When the heat dies down, I'll be back in town
And until that day, I will rent a bike.
When the heat dies down, I'll be back in town
And until that day, I'll be 'round at mine.
"I Predict A Riot"
Angry Tourettes, Angry Tourettes
I predict a riot, I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
Eye a doo doo rayhas
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
Friend of a friend, he got eaten
Looked the wrong way at a policeman.
Friend of a friend, he got beaten
Looked the wrong way at a policeman.
"I Predict A Riot"
Friend of a friendly god beater
Looked the wrong way at a policeman.
Friend of a friend, he got beaten
Looked the wrong way at a policeman.
"I Predict A Riot"
Humperdincks are relics.
I predict a riot.
Sorry, Engelbert!
"I Predict A Riot"
I agree to riot.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I bully Tourettes.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I call it Tourette's.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I could eat a carrot.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I could eat a rat.
or
I could be a rat.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I drink to that, I drink to that.
I predict a riot, I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I give you Tourette's.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I have got Tourette's.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I have got Tourette's.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I hope your lips are red.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I know I'm Dickensian.
They're not very sensible.
"I Predict A Riot"
I policed a riot.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I predict Tourette's.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I predict a diet.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I predicted right.
or
I predict all right.
or
I predict alright.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I predicted right.
or
I predict it right.
or
I predict all right.
or
I predict alright.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I put it to red.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I put it to rest.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I suspect a riot.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I'm illiterate.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I've got Tourette's.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I've got Tourette's
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
I've got Tourettes.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
It's not very pretty on telly.
It's not very pretty, I tell thee.
"I Predict A Riot"
My dog's got Tourette's.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict A Riot"
Ooh, watching the people get Larry
It's not very pretty, I tell thee.
Ooh, watching the people get lairy
It's not very pretty, I tell thee.
"I Predict a Riot"
Angry Tourettes
I predict a riot.
"I Predict a Riot"
Average riot
I predict a riot.
"I Predict a Riot"
I put it to rest.
I predict a riot.
"I Predict a Riot"
Once met a man with no clothes on.
Girls run around with no clothes on.
"Modern Way"
I know cos' i've seen it
It was grey and I want it.
I know cos' I've seen it
It was great and I want it.
"Modern Way"
It's the only way to get another beer.
It's the only way of getting out of here.
"Oh My God"
An elephant p***ed all over me.
I've never been this far away from home.
"Oh My God"
Knock me down I get right back up again
Coming up stronger than a powered-up Batman.
Knock me down I'll get right back up again
It comes back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man.
"Oh, My God"
Oh, my God, I can't believe it
I've never been kissed by a vegetable.
Oh, my God, I can't believe it
I've never been this far away from home.
"Oh, My God"
Oh, my god, I can't believe it
I've never been kissed by a leprechaun.
Oh, my god, I can't believe it
I've never been this far away from home.
"Ruby"
Could it be, could it be
That you're jumping with me?
Could it be, could it be
That you're joking with me?
"Ruby"
Rooney, Rooney, Rooney, Rooney
Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby,
"Ruby"
Wanka, Wanka
Wanka, Wanka
(Da da daaa, da da daaa)
(Da da daaa, da da daaa)
K' adds: "This part is at the beginning of the song in the introduction. It sounds as though the lead singer sort of shouting the line. But the way the line is being said/sung, if you're not listening carefully, then it's going to sound like he is saying 'wanker, wanker' as opposed to 'Da da daaa, da da daaa'".
"Saturday Night"
I wanna be like those guys
I wanna wear my clothes line.
I wanna be like those guys
I wanna wear my clothes tight.
"You Can Have It All"
Chicken have it all.
You can have it all.
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