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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 9 misheard song lyrics for Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat on amIright currently.

"Close Every Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Closer free the door to me
Keep nose I love from meet
Children or is Dryel
All I never allowed
Original Lyrics:
Close every door to me
Keep those I love from me
Children of Israel
Are never alone
"Close Every Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Closer free the door to me
Keep nose I love from meet
Children, all is royal
I never allowed
Original Lyrics:
Close every door to me
Keep those I love from me
Children of Israel
Are never alone
"Close Every Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
For we had been promised
Our land all over!
Original Lyrics:
For we have been promised
A land of our own!
"Close Every Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
For we know we'll shine find
Our the own beast of mind
For we had been promised
Our land all over!
Original Lyrics:
For we know we shall find
Our own peace of mind
For we have been promised
A land of our own!
"Close Every Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
I do not matter, I'm only one there's something
Destroy me completely and throw me away.
Original Lyrics:
I do not matter, I'm only one person
Destroy me completely then throw me away.
"Close Every Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just give me a rumble instead of my name,
Forget all about me and let me to came.
Original Lyrics:
Just give me a number instead of my name,
Forget all about me and let me decay.
"Jacob and Sons"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jacob, Jacob Bon-Sonz
Original Lyrics:
Jacob, Jacob and Sons
"Joseph's Coat"
Misheard Lyrics:
When Joseph raised a scene
Original Lyrics:
When Joseph graced the scene
"Potiphar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of jealousy
Original Lyrics:
Of Genesis

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