Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Tom Jones
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"Daughter of Darkness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Death! Oh so sudddenly you were gone.
Original Lyrics:
Then! Oh so suddenly you were gone.
"Delilah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bye, bye, bye, Delilah!
Bye, bye, bye, Delilah!
Bye, bye, bye, Delilah!
Original Lyrics:
My, my, my, Delilah
Why, why, why, Delilah?
Why, why, why, Delilah?
"Delilah"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw all right on the night as she rode past my window.
Original Lyrics:
I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window.
"Delilah"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw the lights on her bike as she rode past my window.
Original Lyrics:
I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window.
"Delilah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Outbreak of day when that man drove away
I was waiting.
I was waiting.
Original Lyrics:
At break of day when that man drove away
I was waiting.
I was waiting.
"Delilah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wide, wide, wide v*****
Big and wide v*****.
Big and wide v*****.
Original Lyrics:
My, my, my, Delilah
Why, why, why, Delilah?
Why, why, why, Delilah?
"Delilah"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wide, wide, wide v*****
Original Lyrics:
My, my, my Delilah
"Green Green Grass Of Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Along the lane I walk with my sweet Mary,
Harold Gold,and 'lips like cherry'
Harold Gold,and 'lips like cherry'
Original Lyrics:
Along the lane I walk with my sweet Mary,
hair of gold and lips like cherries
hair of gold and lips like cherries
"If I Only Knew"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I only knew what I should do
to make you, make you happy.
to make you, make you happy.
Original Lyrics:
If I only knew what I could do
to make you, make you love me.
to make you, make you love me.
"If I Only Knew"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where ya gonna go?
Back to the wardrobe?
Back to the wardrobe?
Original Lyrics:
Where ya gonna go?
Back to the warzone?
Back to the warzone?
"It's Not Unusual"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's not unusual to go "OUCH!" at anytime.
Original Lyrics:
It's not unusual to go out at anytime.
Paul adds: "On his TV show, Jones always punched up the "out" to the point where it sounded like 'ouch!'."
"Mama Told Me Not To Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama told me nut'll come
She said, 'Just let the waiter have fun'
So-o I let the waiter have fun, so-o.
She said, 'Just let the waiter have fun'
So-o I let the waiter have fun, so-o.
Original Lyrics:
Mama told me not to come
She said, 'That ain't the way to have fun, son
That ain't the way to have fun, son.
She said, 'That ain't the way to have fun, son
That ain't the way to have fun, son.
"Say You'll Stay Until Tomorrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
The words have all been said
Reminds me of my home.
Reminds me of my home.
Original Lyrics:
The words have all been said
Your mind's made up to go.
Your mind's made up to go.
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Infer red seaman movin' through the night.
Original Lyrics:
Infra-red see me moving through the night.
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Infrared semen move through the night.
Original Lyrics:
Infrared see me move through the night.
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
James Bond, James Bond
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love struck a hole in your tights
Original Lyrics:
Love struck, I'm holding you tight
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make me explode all over you
Original Lyrics:
Make me explode although you know
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make me explode although you know
The route to go to sex means slow
And yes I must react and claim the dose
Who said that you're not alright?
The route to go to sex means slow
And yes I must react and claim the dose
Who said that you're not alright?
Original Lyrics:
Make me explode although you know
The route to go to sex me slow
And yes I must react to claims of those
Who say that you are not all that?
The route to go to sex me slow
And yes I must react to claims of those
Who say that you are not all that?
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rhys Bomb, Rhys Bomb
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saint Bob, Saint Bob
You're my Saint Bob.
You're my Saint Bob.
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb
You're a sexbomb uh, huh.
You're a sexbomb uh, huh.
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saxophone, saxophone
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set bum, set bum
You're my set bum.
You're my set bum.
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb
You're my sex bonb
You're my sex bonb
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Set bum, set bum
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex bum, sex bum
You're my sex bum.
You're my sex bum.
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb
You're my sex bomb.
You're my sex bomb.
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex farm, sex farm
You're my sex farm.
You're my sex farm.
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb
You're my sex bomb.
You're my sex bomb.
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex punk, sex punk
You're my sex punk
You're my sex punk
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb
You're my sex bomb
You're my sex bomb
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sixth bum, sixth bum, you're my sixth bum
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bonb
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smacked bum, smacked bum
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smile on me baby, you sad delight
In flows semen, moving through the night.
In flows semen, moving through the night.
Original Lyrics:
Spy on me baby, use satellite
Infra red to see me move through the night.
Infra red to see me move through the night.
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spy on me baby you satellite
infra red semen moving through the night
infra red semen moving through the night
Original Lyrics:
Spy on me baby use satellite
infra red to see me move through the night
infra red to see me move through the night
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spite on me baby you're sad alike,
if you read to see me move through the night
if you read to see me move through the night
or
Spy on me baby you satellite,
move like red semen through the night
move like red semen through the night
or
Spy on me baby you satellite,
move like red semen through the night
move like red semen through the night
Original Lyrics:
Spy on me baby use satellite,
infra red to see me move through the night
infra red to see me move through the night
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spy on me baby you satellite
If you ever see me move through the night.
If you ever see me move through the night.
Original Lyrics:
Spy on me baby, use satellite
Infra red to see me move through the night.
Infra red to see me move through the night.
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stepmom, Stepmom
Original Lyrics:
Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such balls, such balls
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb, sex bomb
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sucks b***s.
Original Lyrics:
Sex bomb
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vetements, Vetements
Original Lyrics:
Sex Bomb, Sex Bomb
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can give it to me
When I need the gum alone.
When I need the gum alone.
Original Lyrics:
You can give it to me
When I need to come along.
When I need to come along.
"Sex Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my sex pot.
Original Lyrics:
You're my sex bomb.
"She's A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help me build a mountain out of a little pile of clay.
Original Lyrics:
Help me build a mansion out of a little pile of clay.
"She's A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a lady
And the lady is a man.
And the lady is a man.
Original Lyrics:
She's a lady
And the lady is mine.
And the lady is mine.
"She's A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's only Level One
She's the kind I'd like to plunk and take to dinner.
She's the kind I'd like to plunk and take to dinner.
Original Lyrics:
Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.
"She's A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got grace
And a wiener.
She's got style, she's got grace
And a wiener.
Original Lyrics:
Well she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got grace
She's a winner.
She's got style, she's got grace
She's a winner.
"She's A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to pump
And take to dinner.
She's the kind I'd like to pump
And take to dinner.
Original Lyrics:
Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt
And take to dinner.
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt
And take to dinner.
"She's A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well she's always knows her pace.
She's got style, she's got taste.
She's a feener.
She's got style, she's got taste.
She's a feener.
or
Well, she always does her plate.
She's got smile, she's got face.
She's a wiener
She's got smile, she's got face.
She's a wiener
or
Well, she always does her plate.
She's got smile, she's got face.
She's a wiener
She's got smile, she's got face.
She's a wiener
Original Lyrics:
Well she always knows her place.
She's got style, she's got grace.
She's a winner.
She's got style, she's got grace.
She's a winner.
"She's A Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind you'd like to hump
And take to dinner.
She's the kind you'd like to hump
And take to dinner.
Original Lyrics:
Well, she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt
And take to dinner.
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt
And take to dinner.
"She's a Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got style, she's got grace
She's a weiner.
She's a weiner.
Original Lyrics:
She's got style, she's got grace
She's a winner.
She's a winner.
"What's New Pussycat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch you, Pussycat!
Original Lyrics:
What's new, Pussycat?
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The Definitive Tom Jones 1964-2002 album at Amazon.com
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Gold album at Amazon.com
The Best of Tom Jones album at Amazon.com
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