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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Sammy Johns

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Sammy Johns that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 16 misheard song lyrics for Sammy Johns on amIright currently.

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"Chevy Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause like Fran Drescher, she was layin' there.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause like a picture, she was layin' there.
"Chevy Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
As her mind was in traffic
Original Lyrics:
As her mind was a-draggin'
"Chevy Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her long hands were tan and brown.
Original Lyrics:
Her long legs were tan and brown.
"Chevy Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave a girl a ride and a wankin'
Original Lyrics:
I gave a girl a ride in my wagon
"Chevy Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
I put her out in a town that was so small
You could roadblock from end to end
Original Lyrics:
I put her out in a town that was so small
You could throw a rock from end to end
"Chevy Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Princess, she was layin' there.
Original Lyrics:
Like a picture, she was layin' there.
Editor's note: Actually, this is a disputed lyric; some lyrics sites say princess, while others say picture. I am not sure which one is actually correct.
"Chevy Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a picture, she was layin' there.
or
I could picture she was layin' there.
Original Lyrics:
Like a princess, she was layin' there.
"Chevy Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a pigeon, she was laying there.
Original Lyrics:
Like a picture, she was laying there.
"Chevy Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a preacher, she was layin' there.
Original Lyrics:
Like a picture, she was layin' there.
"Chevy Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a prisoner she was layin' there.
or
Like a princess she was layin' there.
Original Lyrics:
Like a picture she was layin' there.
"Chevy Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a prisoner she was layin' there
Original Lyrics:
Like a picture she was layin' there
"Chevy Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a pussy she was laying there.
Original Lyrics:
Like a picture she was laying there.
"Chevy Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a t-shirt she was layin' there
Original Lyrics:
Like a picture, she was layin' there.
"Chevy Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moonlight passes off her hair.
Original Lyrics:
Moonlight dancin' off her hair.
"Chevy Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moonlight passes overhead.
Original Lyrics:
Moonlight passes off her hair.
"Chevy Van"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gonna lock me in my Chevy Van.
Original Lyrics:
She's gonna love me in my Chevy Van.

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