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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Elton John and Kiki Dee
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Elton John and Kiki Dee that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 35 misheard song lyrics for Elton John and Kiki Dee on amIright currently.
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"Bite Your Lip"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let me drown
Original Lyrics:
Don't let me down
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
A hundred f**kin' wrestlers
Original Lyrics:
Uh-honey, if I get restless
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
But right from the start, I gave you my car
Original Lyrics:
But right from the start, I gave you my heart
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I was down, how was your crown?
Original Lyrics:
But when I was down, I was your clown
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I was drowned, I wasn't found
Original Lyrics:
But when I was down, I was your clown
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I was found, I wasn't found
Original Lyrics:
But when I was down, I was your clown
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be so nosy
Original Lyrics:
Nobody knows it
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go break in my car.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go breakin' my heart.
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go breakin' my arms
Original Lyrics:
Don't go breakin' my heart
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go raping my aunt
Original Lyrics:
Don't go breaking my heart
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don’t go eating my farts.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go breakin' my heart.
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Double breakin' my heart
Original Lyrics:
Don't go breakin' my heart.
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gave you disease
Original Lyrics:
I gave you my keys
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got your heart in my side
Original Lyrics:
I got your heart in my sights
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got your heart in my side
Original Lyrics:
I got your heart in my sights
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't go freaking you out
Original Lyrics:
I won't go breaking your heart
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody loves it
Original Lyrics:
Nobody knows it
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh honey if I get breastless
Original Lyrics:
Oh honey if I get restless
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh honey, if I get arrested.
Original Lyrics:
Oh honey, if I get restless.
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I think we'll get naked
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I think we can make it
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, honey, if I get pregnant, Baby, you're not that kind
Original Lyrics:
Oh, honey, if I get restless, Baby, you're not that kind
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, honey, when you knock on my door
Ooh, I gave you my pee
Ooh, I gave you my pee
Original Lyrics:
Oh, honey, when you knock on my door
Ooh, I gave you my key
Ooh, I gave you my key
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
One hundred and five now Rastus
Original Lyrics:
Oh honey, if I get restless.
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I gave you my fleas
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I gave you my key
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rap on a star
I gave you my heart.
I gave you my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Right from the start, I gave you my heart.
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ronald Reagan, ha,ha
Original Lyrics:
Don't go breakin' my heart.
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't go smelling my farts, I won't go smelling your farts
Original Lyrics:
So don't go breaking my heart, I won't go breaking your heart
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't go starting with Stymie
You put the light in my eyes
Oh, you put the spark to the flame
I got your heart in my size
You put the light in my eyes
Oh, you put the spark to the flame
I got your heart in my size
Original Lyrics:
So don't misunderstand me
You put the light in my life
You put the spark to the flame
I got your heart in my sights
You put the light in my life
You put the spark to the flame
I got your heart in my sights
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone's breakin' my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Don't go breakin' my heart.
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were down, how was your crown.
Original Lyrics:
When you were down, I was your clown.
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you were down, you licked my crown.
Original Lyrics:
When you were down, I was your clown.
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
You take the wet off of me.
Original Lyrics:
You take the weight off of me.
"Don’t Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
But when I was found, I wasn’t found
Original Lyrics:
But when I was down, I was your clown
"Don’t Go Breaking My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody goes there
Original Lyrics:
Nobody knows it
"True Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoebox, shoebox
Original Lyrics:
True love, true love
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